Nobody's around, my car's in the shop...looks like another night of playing super nintendo by myself again.

Super Nintendo rules though. Play some Mario World.

It's 6:42, and there's a first beer watch going on in my apartment.

Its going to be Street Fighter II, MarioKart, and Nolan Ryan Baseball tonight.

I was my high school's Mariokart champion four years in a row. Both at the original and the 64 version.

porno is soooooo much better.

Man, someone's gotta make a porno game for that new XBox.

like a first person "shooter" featuring jenna haze and gauge!

sort it out Ish, you'll be rollin' in dough.

Off topic-

I just bought a used RCA Lyra that plays videos...

And the guy had left a really bad porno on it. Not the good bad kind but a bad sappy kind.

softcore? or one of those awful (hairy) 70's bits?

The kind where a guy thinks he's a stud and records one of his own exploits.
The worst part is that he can't decide if he wants to fuck her, lick her or what. just keeps changin what he's doin. He's also one of those that makes a friggin smacking noise when he kisses.

Come to think of it, wasn't it porno behind virtual reality?

I'm not such a bad Mariokart player myself. Although Rainbow Road in the SuperNinteno version was my nemesis. I rock at the gamecube version.

But yeah, after some NES, i'd hit the newsgroups and get some porn on.

This'll probably come back to bite me in the ass, but SNL might be good tonight. Alec Baldwin is usually one of the better hosts, and plus you have Shakira shakin' dat ass.

I had an awesome saturday night fuck you guys

70's porn is the best!

I'm making some brownies.

The Shield is on for the next few hours.

i wish i had a super nintendo.
i love super mario bros.


i just got home from a night out with the girls.

i spent way too much money shopping.

Just be mindful of the directive set forth in the below thread. (not that I have)

http://www.obner.org/bb/viewtopic.php?t=14446

Well I'll have you know that I managed to get a date at the last minute tonight, so there was no super nintendo at all.

And no I didn't get laid, but it was a good time.

Maybe next time around I'll achieve that directive.

Tomboy.




But, such a girl.

... Ye can roll with just any crew, no?

I got to spend the night watching Tricia Hilfer. Dam good show, and she was perfectly cast for the part.

I went to a birthday party tonight and had this conversation:

(doorbell rings)

Me: Hello.
Young black boy neighbor: Hi. Do you have cake?
Me: You want cake?...you want a piece of Chelsea's birthday cake?
Boy: Yes. What kind is it?
Me: It's a Rainbow cake, come on in.
Boy: What's the pink part?
Me: That's guava...it's really good though.
Boy: Oh.
Me: (noticing cast on boy's arm) How did you break your arm?
Boy: I didn't break my arm, I broke my thumb.
Me: How did you break your thumb?
Boy: Breakdancing.
Me: I like the old stuff.
Boy: Yeah, me too. (takes the piece of cake and leaves the house)

My brother just dug up our old NES and Sega Genesis with a bunch of accompanying games. How cool is that?!

I was at the bar far too long for having to be sober tonight.

ha ha. that's awesome.