NSFW: Have you earned your redwings?

Prince of Darkness · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 11:41 am **Posts:** 11048

In honor of the direction of the everyone needs to get laid this weekend thread...

who's earned those redwings?

I have.

The best is when you leave a hotel room looking like a crime scene.

Hegel · **Posted:** Sun Dec 11, 2005 7:58 pm

Dorkestra Teacher Wrote:

The best is when you leave a hotel room looking like a crime scene.

oh my dear lord. that's just what I needed before going to serve dinner to the impoverished. thanks.

Senator LooGAR · **Posted:** Sun Dec 11, 2005 7:59 pm

WOW. I have been off the board since like Wednesday, and y'all turned into nastynigga.com

FUCK NO!! is my answer.

(I got my blackbloodwings

)

MontyTheMongoose · **Posted:** Sun Dec 11, 2005 8:00 pm

I have. Just. Before the Packer game on the twenty-first (MNF against the Bears).

And, even better: as she was raggin' on my hand and face, my nose started to dribble blood. (It was dry outside, prime nose-bleed conditions, and I bleed out my nose QUITE EASILY as it is.)

rogneeb · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 1:07 pm **Posts:** 12618

vomit

Prince of Darkness · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 11:41 am **Posts:** 11048

someone had to pick up your slack. Luckily, polly's been around.

Twilightkid · **Posted:** Sun Dec 11, 2005 8:01 pm

rpartridgeinapeartree74 Wrote:

vomit

Prince of Darkness · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 11:41 am **Posts:** 11048

Hegel-oh's Wrote:

Dorkestra Teacher Wrote:

The best is when you leave a hotel room looking like a crime scene.

oh my dear lord. that's just what I needed before going to serve dinner to the impoverished. thanks.

anytime big guy.

DumpJack · **Posted:** Sun Dec 11, 2005 8:02 pm

rpartridgeinapeartree74 Wrote:

vomit

Prince of Darkness · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 11:41 am **Posts:** 11048

what, did i cross a line?

red · **Joined:** Fri Jun 17, 2005 5:34 am **Posts:** 5009

yeah, a big bloody line, phil.

haha.

the first time i had period sex, i was more freaked out than my partner (who, ironically, looks just like you, p). it was all over my sheets, me, him, the mattress... just gross.

pollysix · **Joined:** Tue Oct 26, 2004 2:56 am **Posts:** 5174

Dorkestra Teacher Wrote:

someone had to pick up your slack. Luckily, polly's been around.

Hey!

chowgurt · **Posted:** Sun Dec 11, 2005 8:16 pm

I have! but crime scene is the right word for it. nothing a few towels can't fix.

But I think Ol' Phil is referring to something else when he speaks to redwings do you not Phil?

Either way, I have my redwings many times over. Although not with as much gusto as Monty! Sounds like you were in a pie eating contest there bud.

Prince of Darkness · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 11:41 am **Posts:** 11048

still, red... you went there.

sometimes, you gotta have sex.

red · **Joined:** Fri Jun 17, 2005 5:34 am **Posts:** 5009

"redwings" just means sex, right? not oral... i thought there was a different name for that...

pollysix · **Joined:** Tue Oct 26, 2004 2:56 am **Posts:** 5174

Dorkestra Teacher Wrote:

still... you went there.

sometimes, you gotta have sex.

<--- (told herself she wouldn't get involved in another sex-related thread)

...not to mention that it's the safest time of the month.

Prince of Darkness · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 11:41 am **Posts:** 11048

chowgurt Wrote:

But I think Ol' Phil is referring to something else when he speaks to redwings do you not Phil?

not taking no for an answer, even though it's that time of the month...

what else could i have meant?

MontyTheMongoose · **Posted:** Sun Dec 11, 2005 8:20 pm

chowgurt Wrote:

Either way, I have my redwings many times over. Although not with as much gusto as Monty! Sounds like you were in a pie eating contest there bud.

"I could have done better", said Takeru.

Prince of Darkness · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 11:41 am **Posts:** 11048

pollysix Wrote:

Dorkestra Teacher Wrote:

someone had to pick up your slack. Luckily, polly's been around.

Hey!

hyperbole, hon. Although your avatar doesn't strengthen your case.

e-stone · **Posted:** Sun Dec 11, 2005 8:22 pm

Dorkestra Teacher Wrote:

chowgurt Wrote:

But I think Ol' Phil is referring to something else when he speaks to redwings do you not Phil?

not taking no for an answer, even though it's that time of the month...

what else could i have meant?

yeah, i'm kinda scared to find out what ol' chowgurt meant. especially with that "pie-eating" comment.

pollysix · **Joined:** Tue Oct 26, 2004 2:56 am **Posts:** 5174

Dorkestra Teacher Wrote:

pollysix Wrote:

Dorkestra Teacher Wrote:

someone had to pick up your slack. Luckily, polly's been around.

Hey!

hyperbole, hon. Although your avatar doesn't strengthen your case.

I know... I was just playing along. It's nice to let the perv-flag fly now & then. :rockbanana:

chowgurt · **Posted:** Sun Dec 11, 2005 8:28 pm

Well boys and girls,
Like phil says, "not taking no for an answer, even though it's that time of the month... "

There's always google...
I think the Hells Angels might have a originated the term for it and it is a big deal with them. A rite of passage of sorts.

Edit:
by definition there is only one meaning for it.

To make it easier for you folks-
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Earning+Red+Wings

paper · **Posted:** Sun Dec 11, 2005 8:35 pm

vomit

Prince of Darkness · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 11:41 am **Posts:** 11048

I'm going with the second definition, as I am not a vampire.

red · **Joined:** Fri Jun 17, 2005 5:34 am **Posts:** 5009

re: the crimson tide...

you can ride the waves, but you can't drink the water...

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