everybody on this board needs to get laid this weekend.

chowgurt · **Posted:** Sun Dec 11, 2005 7:43 pm

Dalen Wrote:

red Wrote:

elephantstone Wrote:

cotton Wrote:

the crimson tide is in town here. boo.

nature's lube, bro.

looks like a bloodbath when you're done, though. blech.

awesome. it's kinda like you're "killing it".

HAA!

I agree!
It's really not too big of a deal- better yet, it's a good excuse for shower sex!

red · **Joined:** Fri Jun 17, 2005 5:34 am **Posts:** 5009

Dalen Wrote:

red Wrote:

elephantstone Wrote:

cotton Wrote:

the crimson tide is in town here. boo.

nature's lube, bro.

looks like a bloodbath when you're done, though. blech.

awesome. it's kinda like you're "killing it".

ha! "stab it!" (i feel like beavis)

Prince of Darkness · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 11:41 am **Posts:** 11048

Seriously cotton, what's the hangup?

Do you really want to give up like 25% of your sex life because the great menstrual show rolled into town?

fickerson · **Posted:** Sun Dec 11, 2005 9:16 pm

no worries, phil.

and i didn't get laid, but i do have a date tonight. :rawr:

Prince of Darkness · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 11:41 am **Posts:** 11048

fickerson Wrote:

no worries, phil.

and i didn't get laid, but i do have a date tonight. :rawr:

it's still the weekend. remember, girls have the supply, and guys have the demand.

just ask him right away if you can skip the burger and get naked.

fickerson · **Posted:** Sun Dec 11, 2005 10:43 pm

Dorkestra Teacher Wrote:

it's still the weekend. remember, girls have the supply, and guys have the demand.

just ask him right away if you can skip the burger and get naked.

i kinda like this guy, i think i might hold out.

Prince of Darkness · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 11:41 am **Posts:** 11048

if you like the guy, don't hold out.

girls make zero sense.

chowgurt · **Posted:** Mon Dec 12, 2005 12:51 am

phil you're just now realizing this? And I think the women on this board are some of the smartest and more logical ones. But every so often even they will surprise you.

Prince of Darkness · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 11:41 am **Posts:** 11048

i've known for ages...

still, i try and talk sense at 'em.

You gotta give it up to tania and ayah, they've got the wisdom of the ancients and the libido of teenagers.

They are cool as shit.

puma too. actually, alot of the girls here, you're right. Tania and Ayah were just the first two to pop into my feverish skull.

Aural Fixation · **Posted:** Mon Dec 12, 2005 1:04 am

Dorkestra Teacher Wrote:

i've known for ages...

still, i try and talk sense at 'em.

You gotta give it up to tania and ayah, they've got the wisdom of the ancients and the libido of teenagers.

They are cool as shit.

puma too. actually, alot of the girls here, you're right. Tania and Ayah were just the first two to pop into my feverish skull.

Awww...thank you, Phil. :oops:

Prince of Darkness · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 11:41 am **Posts:** 11048

it's true, you girls know that life is short, and you only got one shot, so fuck it all and go for broke.

i love that.

chowgurt · **Posted:** Mon Dec 12, 2005 1:16 am

Speaking of cool as shit.

Lance that bad boy already phil!

Prince of Darkness · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 11:41 am **Posts:** 11048

chowgurt Wrote:

Speaking of cool as shit.

Lance that bad boy already phil!

tried 3x today, it ain't ready... maybe tomorrow morning

wenchlette · **Posted:** Mon Dec 12, 2005 1:49 am

I'm having trouble getting involved in any thread tonight for some reason. I just want to feel loved, I figure this is the place to go for that.

I did not get laid this weekend, but I talked to a kind of dumb (albeit nice, so I'm not going to be mean) boy last night with the worst lisp I've ever heard. So there's, um, that.

chowgurt · **Posted:** Mon Dec 12, 2005 1:50 am

So you got lisped but not laid?

wenchlette · **Posted:** Mon Dec 12, 2005 1:52 am

rimshot!

Prince of Darkness · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 11:41 am **Posts:** 11048

SpontaneousPoet Wrote:

rimjob!

chowgurt · **Posted:** Mon Dec 12, 2005 1:56 am

Dorkestra Teacher Wrote:

SpontaneousPoet Wrote:

rimjob!

That's E Fu's thread!

wenchlette · **Posted:** Mon Dec 12, 2005 1:58 am

I believe we are spreading the wealth.

chowgurt · **Posted:** Mon Dec 12, 2005 2:00 am

I think Obner people are spreading more than wealth tonite. Legs, Cheeks, eggplants you name it.

wenchlette · **Posted:** Mon Dec 12, 2005 2:03 am

Will you respect me in the morning?

chowgurt · **Posted:** Mon Dec 12, 2005 2:08 am

Always. I'll even kiss you after, uh, you know.

wenchlette · **Posted:** Mon Dec 12, 2005 2:09 am

So you'll be around in the morning? That's such a turn on.

chowgurt · **Posted:** Mon Dec 12, 2005 2:12 am

I'll even make you breakfast in bed

wenchlette · **Posted:** Mon Dec 12, 2005 2:13 am

You're gonna get so much play.

everybody on this board needs to get laid this weekend.

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