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You're welcome! Something to think about before chowing down er, chowgurt.


Never said I would.
But truth be told if your partner doesn't already have those parasite they aren't going to give them to you. And most of those cases are NOt from 'mhericah.



SURPRISE! Most of these parasites are ROUTINELY found here in the U.S. The best part is YOU WOULDN'T KNOW if you're gf had the parasite or not unless you collected her stool sample and did a microscopic analysis beforehand.

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unless you collected her stool sample and did a microscopic analysis beforehand.


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unless you collected her stool sample and did a microscopic analysis beforehand.


foreplay.


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Gah.. I had to look again...

Dude. *shudder*

That Chipotle I just ate was delicious!

And before this thread I enjoyed getting a little work down there....

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unless you collected her stool sample and did a microscopic analysis beforehand.


foreplay.


Tell 'em Red!

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PUSSIES.

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PUSSIES.


I think those are safe to lick. But ask South Pacific. Get his approval first.

Damn! he takes all the fun out of sex. next thing you know he'll be telling we can get some bugs from not wearin' a raincoat.

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So, enemas are not so much about health these days as common courtesy?


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i'm a rimmer. love giving them.


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chowgurt Wrote:
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PUSSIES.


I think those are safe to lick. But ask South Pacific. Get his approval first.

Damn! he takes all the fun out of sex. next thing you know he'll be telling we can get some bugs from not wearin' a raincoat.



Dude, do whatever the fuck you want, like I give a shit. Go live in any imaginary world of your choosing. Maybe you needed a big dose of truth. These kind of photos are exactly what every high school sex education class needs.

This is part of the thread where I expect OPA! to chime in and say, "Hey guys, 85% of the world has intestinal parasites..it's not so bad!"

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That's my favorite Air Supply song.



As far as doing anything with the ol' Hershey Highway is concerned...uh...no. Never felt the urge.

But for those who do - jelly or syrup?


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i'm a rimmer. love giving them.


opa just ran to jfk.

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I'll give provided you let me go at it with a WaterPik for 1/2 an hour. I do not like surprises.

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i'm a rimmer. love giving them.


opa just ran to jfk.


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shiv Wrote:
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i'm a rimmer. love giving them.


opa just ran to jfk.


thats kinda funny, it could either be the airport or some sort of wierd abreviation for "jerk off"

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or both


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Only if you kiss yourself after.


ha ha ha ha ha.


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Only if you kiss yourself after.


ha ha ha ha ha.


Yeah. Good aim.








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Only if you kiss yourself after.


ha ha ha ha ha.


Yeah. Good aim.








Unless you can autofellate, in which case aim is not a problem.


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montythemongoose Wrote:
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Only if you kiss yourself after.


ha ha ha ha ha.


Yeah. Good aim.








Unless you can autofellate, in which case aim is not a problem.


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