Obner is embarrassing

Bee OK · **Posted:** Tue Dec 13, 2005 4:46 am

Blue Milk Wrote:

cemeterypolka Wrote:

Understatement of the year.

Why do you keep posting here? You have gone on to hipinion, which is just a Pitchfork board with a bunch of people just like you.

Go away if you hate us so much, if not go back to making “no sense at all,” just make up your mind and stop with these criticisms that have no valid points whatsoever! Believe it or not we will be fine without you, in fact you have no barring on us despite what you think…

Evil Dr. K · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 11:51 am **Posts:** 6327

All of the mods have been really busy lately so perhaps things have got a little slack but it's my firm opinion that the board should be work safe.

If it isn't the board slows down and we lose a big portion of the posters for large periods of the day. Obner has a relatively small membership and it's important if we want to keep the pace and quality up we need the maximum number of posters posting at any given time.

I also know there are quite a few people who don't have a PC at home and work/school is their only opportunity to access Obner.

If you want to discuss explicit sexual matters or post questionable pictures there are plenty other message boards on the web that cater for your needs.

cemeterypolka · **Joined:** Wed Jul 13, 2005 12:40 am **Posts:** 3473

BeeOK Wrote:

Blue Milk Wrote:

cemeterypolka Wrote:

Obner is embarrassing

Understatement of the year.

Why do you keep posting here? You have gone on to hipinion, which is just a Pitchfork board with a bunch of people just like you.

Go away if you hate us so much, if not go back to making “no sense at all,” just make up your mind and stop with these criticisms that have no valid points whatsoever! Believe it or not we will be fine without you, in fact you have no barring on us despite what you think…

really? He's on hipinion?

cemeterypolka · **Joined:** Wed Jul 13, 2005 12:40 am **Posts:** 3473

shiv Wrote:

Jack Daniels Wrote:

If it's any consolation Cemetary Polka, I think youre hot. that should count for something.

Shiv shut the fuck up already, if you think i'm that ugly then keep it to yourself. Stop posting rude as shit pictures of me looking like that ugly hag in that Stephen King movie and shit.

Grow up, please.

chowgurt · **Posted:** Tue Dec 13, 2005 9:06 am

CP-
How's your Pratt project coming along?
postpicsplsthx! I want to see it when you're done if you are willing to share!

cemeterypolka · **Joined:** Wed Jul 13, 2005 12:40 am **Posts:** 3473

Pratt? I don't have to submit anything to them but an application because I already passed portfolio.

My Cooper Union, however. I will not get the topic until late January and once I am done with that project if I am satisfied I will post pictures of it.

mutty · **Posted:** Tue Dec 13, 2005 9:51 am

KonstantinL Wrote:

All of the mods have been really busy lately so perhaps things have got a little slack but it's my firm opinion that the board should be work safe.

If it isn't the board slows down and we lose a big portion of the posters for large periods of the day. Obner has a relatively small membership and it's important if we want to keep the pace and quality up we need the maximum number of posters posting at any given time.

I also know there are quite a few people who don't have a PC at home and work/school is their only opportunity to access Obner.

If you want to discuss explicit sexual matters or post questionable pictures there are plenty other message boards on the web that cater for your needs.

Well said. Darrin for President! (Of Scotland)

MontyTheMongoose · **Posted:** Tue Dec 13, 2005 10:14 am

Max Wrote:

KonstantinL Wrote:

All of the mods have been really busy lately so perhaps things have got a little slack but it's my firm opinion that the board should be work safe.

If it isn't the board slows down and we lose a big portion of the posters for large periods of the day. Obner has a relatively small membership and it's important if we want to keep the pace and quality up we need the maximum number of posters posting at any given time.

I also know there are quite a few people who don't have a PC at home and work/school is their only opportunity to access Obner.

If you want to discuss explicit sexual matters or post questionable pictures there are plenty other message boards on the web that cater for your needs.

Well said. Darrin for President! (Of Motherwell FC)

Elvis Fu · **Posted:** Tue Dec 13, 2005 12:20 pm

BeeOK Wrote:

Why do you keep posting here? You have gone on to hipinion, which is just a Pitchfork board with a bunch of people just like you.

Go away if you hate us so much, if not go back to making “no sense at all,” just make up your mind and stop with these criticisms that have no valid points whatsoever! Believe it or not we will be fine without you, in fact you have no barring on us despite what you think…

This is a comment coming from some two-bit hypersexed boob who spends more than enough time telling this board how we can never live up to ILM because we don't drop our chosen subject matter to speak exclusively of topics of interest to HIM, which are as diverse as the Boo Radleys and Super Furry Animals.

Bee OK · **Posted:** Tue Dec 13, 2005 12:32 pm

Elvis Fu Wrote:

BeeOK Wrote:

Why do you keep posting here? You have gone on to hipinion, which is just a Pitchfork board with a bunch of people just like you.

Go away if you hate us so much, if not go back to making “no sense at all,” just make up your mind and stop with these criticisms that have no valid points whatsoever! Believe it or not we will be fine without you, in fact you have no barring on us despite what you think…

This is a comment coming from some two-bit hypersexed boob who spends more than enough time telling this board how we can never live up to ILM because we don't drop our chosen subject matter to speak exclusively of topics of interest to HIM, which are as diverse as the Boo Radleys and Super Furry Animals.

When I said that this was a second tier board that didn’t mean for quality of posts. I meant it as number of posters.

I have been here for over three and half years, obviously if that was true I would of left by now. I do go off the deep end every one in awhile but it’s all for the love of Obner...

MontyTheMongoose · **Posted:** Tue Dec 13, 2005 12:46 pm

BeeOK Wrote:

would of left
every one in awhile

Ridiculous.

Verbal Intercourse · **Posted:** Tue Dec 13, 2005 12:51 pm

BeeOK Wrote:

Blue Milk Wrote:

cemeterypolka Wrote:

Obner is embarrassing

Understatement of the year.

Why do you keep posting here? You have gone on to hipinion, which is just a Pitchfork board with a bunch of people just like you.

Go away if you hate us so much, if not go back to making “no sense at all,” just make up your mind and stop with these criticisms that have no valid points whatsoever! Believe it or not we will be fine without you, in fact you have no barring on us despite what you think…

I'm not on hipinion.

I just stick around just to hear you go on about how you introduced the world to Super Furry Animals or how you founded ILM.

MontyTheMongoose · **Posted:** Tue Dec 13, 2005 12:56 pm

Blue Milk Wrote:

BeeOK Wrote:

Blue Milk Wrote:

cemeterypolka Wrote:

Obner is embarrassing

Understatement of the year.

Why do you keep posting here? You have gone on to hipinion, which is just a Pitchfork board with a bunch of people just like you.

Go away if you hate us so much, if not go back to making “no sense at all,” just make up your mind and stop with these criticisms that have no valid points whatsoever! Believe it or not we will be fine without you, in fact you have no barring on us despite what you think…

I'm not on hipinion.

I just stick around just to be able to stalk my girlfriend when she's online, make sure she's not cheating... Otherwise, it's the pimp-hand.

Whiney · **Posted:** Tue Dec 13, 2005 1:01 pm

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Dusty Chalk · **Posted:** Tue Dec 13, 2005 1:22 pm

TurkeyTimeWithWhineyCMJ Wrote:

You look like Charlie Brown!

Verbal Intercourse · **Posted:** Tue Dec 13, 2005 1:37 pm

montythemongoose Wrote:

"I just stick around just to be able to stalk my girlfriend when she's online, make sure she's not cheating... Otherwise, it's the pimp-hand."

The threat of cemeterypolka cheating with 30 year old losers who live hundreds of miles away is not a big problem in my life.

MontyTheMongoose · **Posted:** Tue Dec 13, 2005 1:39 pm

Blue Milk Wrote:

montythemongoose Wrote:

"I just stick around just to be able to stalk my girlfriend when she's online, make sure she's not cheating... Otherwise, it's the pimp-hand."

The threat of cemeterypolka cheating with 30 year old losers who live hundreds of miles away is not a big problem in my life.

No. Your loathing of her as an independent entity, and not just a part of you like an appendix or ulnar nerve, is generalized. It's not just that she might, but prolly wouldn't, fool around with anybody on Obner, but that you have to know where she is.

... But, go on, hit her. She was asking for it.

Verbal Intercourse · **Posted:** Tue Dec 13, 2005 1:43 pm

montythemongoose Wrote:

Blue Milk Wrote:

montythemongoose Wrote:

"I just stick around just to be able to stalk my girlfriend when she's online, make sure she's not cheating... Otherwise, it's the pimp-hand."

The threat of cemeterypolka cheating with 30 year old losers who live hundreds of miles away is not a big problem in my life.

No. Your loathing of her as an independent entity, and not just a part of you like an appendix or ulnar nerve, is generalize. It's not just that she might, but prolly wouldn't, fool around with anybody on Obner, but that you have to know where she is.

... But, go on, hit her. She was asking for it.

English please. Or learn to use commas.

tehobner · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 8:48 pm **Posts:** 4479

STRIKE LIGHTNING, STRIKE Wrote:

HaqDiesel · **Posted:** Tue Dec 13, 2005 1:45 pm

lock this thread.

tehobner · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 8:48 pm **Posts:** 4479

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HaqDiesel · **Posted:** Tue Dec 13, 2005 1:52 pm

dudes, i was kidding. i could have locked it if i really meant it.

tehobner · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 8:48 pm **Posts:** 4479

so, crazy bread.

Dusty Chalk · **Posted:** Tue Dec 13, 2005 2:35 pm

BeeOK Wrote:

Blue Milk Wrote:

cemeterypolka Wrote:

Obner is embarrassing

Understatement of the year.

Why do you keep posting here? You have gone on to hipinion, which is just a Pitchfork board with a bunch of people just like you.

Go away if you hate us so much, if not go back to making “no sense at all,” just make up your mind and stop with these criticisms that have no valid points whatsoever! Believe it or not we will be fine without you, in fact you have no barring on us despite what you think…

Dude, don't let 'em get you riled up, it only encourages them.

daystar · **Joined:** Sun Apr 17, 2005 10:14 pm **Posts:** 3298

dear obner,
i just want to let you know
that you don't embarass me.

love,
jen

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