First round of playoffs in the books, a reminder that the losers will play for the next two weeks for fifth and seventh places. I'm sure you're thrilled.

El Nacho de Muerte 120.17
elephantstoners 121.10
Comeback of the year!!!!
Antonio Gates -- Rec: 13 - 123 - 1
Mark Brunell -- Pass: 122 - 0 TD / 3 INT, Rush: -2 - 0

Greased-up Deaf Guys 127.57
Execute Plan 9 95.37
The top seed falls to a team fighting for contention last week.
Portis/C. Williams -- Rush: 217 - 3, Rec: 5 - 20 - 0
Ricky Williams -- Rush: 28 - 0, 1 Fumble (what's he smokin' these days, Billz?)

Rocket Sauce 96.27
3.2% Evil 79.67
It's official; Utah is saucy.
Boldin/Jurevicius -- Rec: 13 - 177 - 1
Taylor/Tomlinson -- Rush: 94 - 0; Rec: 1 - 0 - 0

Schadenfreude 79.03
Andyfest 62.43
Das ist gut, jah?
Matt Hasselbeck -- Pass: 226 - 4 TD / 1 INT, Rush: 9 - 0
Willis McGahee -- Rush: 3 - 0, Rec: 1 - 5 - 0

Semi-Finals
Elephantstoners vs. Greased-Up Deaf Guys
Rocket Sauce vs. Schadenfreude

Consolation
Execute Plan 9 vs. El Nacho de Muerte
3.2% Evil vs. Andyfest

Week 14 All-Stars
QB: Michael Vick
RB: Larry Johnson, Dominick Davis
WR/TE: Terry Glenn, Marvin Harrison, Chris Chambers, Antonio Gates
K: Mike Vanderjagt
D: Washington

Season All-Stars
QB: Carson Palmer
RB: LaDanian Tomlinson, Shaun Alexander
WR: Steve Smith, Marvin Harrison, Larry Fitzgerald, Chad Johnson
K: Neil Rackers
D: Chicago

Dammit.

I'm personally going to send Mark Brunell and Randy Moss coal for christmas this year. Moss didn't do a damn thing for me since I traded for him, and I'd actually have won had I not started a QB. Bastards.

Him and Jackson both. Disgraceful performance by St. Louis, who should have been able to run all over Minnie. Irony of the week is that the Williams/Bledsoe trade came back to destroy me in the playoffs.

Congrats to the Deaf-guys, I'm pulling you to win it all, now.

Just wait 'til next year. We'll get a better spot in the draft!!!

I should add my congrats to e-stone. He got a bit lucky last night getting good performances from everyone (it pretty much came down to Az Hakim), but it shows how balanced his team is.

(I got a bit lucky, too w/ Ryan Moats, but I deserved it after losing my #1 draft pick, dammit).

holy crap nacho...i went to bed last night still thinking i was gonna come up short. wow.

i never thought i could overcome your larry johnson, bobby engram, ryan moats trifecta. especially after carson palmer laid that egg on sunday. i guess i truly have mark brunell to thank!

BRING ON THE DEAF GUYS!