are you just spaending this time off eating frosting out of the can and watching the price is right?

you should be using this time to create dirty jokes and design a flying car. or a t-shirt with a vomiting care bear on it.

all true. well, i've been on the internet for a few hours, but i haven't actually gotten dressed yet. i intend to take a shower at some point, go get some coffee, etc.

that's excellent. I'm actually feeling productive now.

yeah man i'm here to help. if i get my schoolwork done i may watch Doom!

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This was the LooGAR daily regimen from Nov 2004-March 2005.

But I usually had to recover from a bad hangover/nosebleed

Good call. I did the same today, still rocking my Stones lounge pants and baseball undershirt. I'm finally starting to gag myself, so I will shower just shy of the 1 pm mark. If I didn't have to buy some gotdamn envelopes I wouldn't see daylight.

i thought you were done with that shit awhile ago.

i didn't even know Doom had been out in the theaters.

so, did they hire someone to replace you in your absence? Are you gonna return and have to earn your job back with a long and unnecessary dance-off, which you win by breaking out the seldom-seen "Terminator" move? 'cause you know....that would be pretty awesome.

yeah, i'm actually not drinking very much quite yet. I go to bed at 1 and get up at 7 so i can get a head start on nothing.

I did this for like 2 weeks, and then it was just all down hill.

I'm still not out of debt.

nah i put the shit off. it'll all be over with...tonight, actually. shit.

no they didn't replace me (although it'd be hard to find someone who is as capable of nothing as i am). they're just going to keep my cube warm until january. i'm going to run that place into the ground, i'd bet.

so why aren't you working?

i've got a wife and a signing bonus so don't worry about senor crack.

it would be awesome if you came back and there was a hen in your chair.

they made me a job offer but it doesn't start until january, and i had to officially stop co-op-ing when classes technically ended.

i think you'll agree with me when i say "booyah"

i am naked. booyah!

what are the odds on a booyah jinx?

pretty slim i'd bet.

From Dec 04 to April 05, mine was:

Get up at 5:30am with my girlfriend and watch Sportscenter/Imus until about 8am. Fall back asleep.

Wake up around 10am

Hop on the internet, clean the house, wash the dishes.

Take a shower around 4pm.

Start fixing dinner.

Hang out with the girlfriend when she got home.

Go to sleep around 9pm.

Yeah, that's about it. Rinse and repeat.

did your gf give you shit about not working? my wife sure is, but i figure that she'll get over it when we get to Argentina.

4242:3

when are you going to argentina? sounds cool.

December 27th through January 11th, i think.

After being fired, mine was:

Wake up w/ wife @6:30,
Make coffee,
Obner / job search until 4:30,
Do dishes / work on house,
Make dinner,
Bed by 9:30.

=Kept Boy.

No crap. Put her in her place, man.

While on sabbatical a few years ago, I was pretty much on the Joe Crack regimen. Exception, had to take kids to school in the mornings.