I'm pretty excited about my vacation coming up and not doing shit for a few weeks. Using paid time off plus unstaffed time, I am looking at about 4-5 weeks of not working starting this Friday.

damn you. i get to go to Cedar Grove, NC for 5 days. lucky me.

i got up at 1:30-ish today and have been sitting around in my shorts looking at stuff online.

whoa whoa WHOA. Who in the hell said I wanted anything but to be a kept boy?! Work on my tan, have the place smelling nice, make a nice dinner... then Pool Boy duties. It's a good life.

I'm gonna have week off between Xmas and New Years. Nothing will happen before 1:00 PM for me. I can't wait.

well that's a different story, then. sorry for the misinterpretation.

today i woke up around 11 (long night of drinking), got a tuna sub that was more cheese than bread, got a caramel machiatto from starbucks, took a friend to the airport, and now i'm about to bottle some beer, which i assume will require that i have a beer as well. at some point i may bathe. this is sweet.

speaking of beer

was it the Wyclef?


isn't a caramel machiato from starbucks something entirely different fom a macchiato? I remember being pissed about this for awhile.

Openly jealous.

Bottling, eh? Didn't know you brewed, somehow.

Had a fantasy the other day abt putting in a tap on the new kitchen wall, since there's a perfect keg room behind it (storage / pantry), and I could either brew-to-keg or buy kegs, saving $ and improving my beer intake.

eh, he already fell asleep again

because typing AND keeping one eye open drains a man.

Shut up and cook, boy! Where's my Hasenfeffer?

Cotton, it's called a Mr. Coffee. Look into it. (machiado=Karate Kid to me)

I told the admissions lady here at my first interview I had been considering a career as a kept boy before applying to school. It got a chuckle.

Macchiato is just espresso with foam.

Mr. Coffee's are ok, but a machine's only as good as the grounds.

Macchiato = Karate Kid, but you're droppin' Hasenfeffer?

Hasenfeffer = Yosemite Sam

You question my culturing?

hey i was sterilizing the bottles. Ryan I AM GOING TO MAIL YOU BEER but i just...haven't, for some reason. maybe i'll throw some homemades in there too.

Somebody poke Crack with a stick and get this thread back on track. I have another 15 minutes to kill.

giving you shit

don't stop thinking about tomorrow. if i came through on the shirts i can certainly come through on your spoils.

bears suck.

i'll remember that statement while drinking your beer during the Bears' first playoff game.

I'll vouch for his shirting abilities.


This is absolutely accurate.


It'll soon be here.

i'm going to drink your beer, print out a picture of you, set it in the toilet, and piss your beer all over your stupid face.

well that certainly colors my attitude about which beer to send you. it's not gonna matter anyway bro when the vikings date-rape you.