I didn't even know Little Ceasar's still existed. but now I want some.

Mix the water and sugar and, if desired, salt in the big bowl. Add the yeast. Go post a couple of messages to Obner. When you come back, the yeast should have grown to form a stinky scum on the water.

Add flour and stir. At first, it will look like clumps of flour in liquid. Keep stirring and add more flour. Eventually, it will become a sticky, spongy mass.

Dump some flour liberally on your countertop or other horizontal surface. Remove the sticky mass with your hands and plop it onto the flour. Sprinkle flour over the top.

Now comes the part that puts many people off: kneading. For some, this is too much like work. Yet it's a satisfying kind of work. You can imagine it's the face of somebody you don't like. For each step of kneading, push down on the dough with the heels of your hands and spread it out. Then turn it over, sprinkle with flour, and fold it in half. True hackers will recognize that this uses the power of exponentiation; every iteration multiplies the number of layers by two. Twenty times, for about a million layers, is about right. Stop kneading when it stops sticking when you fold it over.

Wash the original bowl. It doesn't matter if it's still a bit wet. Put the kneaded dough into the bowl. Cover it with a damp paper towel. Go off and post some more to Obner while it rises to at least twice the original size. It may take twenty minutes or two hours. Do not continue until it has risen.

When it has risen, punch it down. Yes, use your fists. It should make hissing noises like something from the Sci-Fi channel. Then use your fingers to slap it down, pick it up, and squeeze it. It shouldn't be too sticky at this point, but it it's a little bit sticky, that's OK.

Smear shortening liberally over the inside of the two bread pans. Divide the dough into two and spread each half into one of the bread pans. Cover again with wet paper towels and wait for it to expand again to twice its size.

Smoosh the dough down again, and pinch it so that it has a bit of a crest longitudinal to the pans. Heat the oven to 375 F (190 C). Put the pans in and bake for about 35 to 40 minutes. You can check visually for doneness. If it looks like bread, it is.

Obner is embarassing as fuck. I don't tell my friends or parents or boss that I spend 3/4s of my time discussing music that for all intents and purposes should be outlawed for the goodwill of the general public.

That said, there's no other place with more informed posters about the types of music we all love. I think the dirty sex threads are really pretty funny, and if you work in a place with IT monitors, you should probably not be spending too much time reading The New York Times, much less discussing your love for some band 8 people have heard of....it's a red flag that you are a slacker, and more than likely some type of damn old weirdo.

And CP/Blue Milk...try adding something informative once in a while, and not coming off as petulant children (or go the Mark Clark route and post about bands no one likes, de-virginzing high school chick, and laced up joints) and you may be surprised what you can get out of this place. As has been said before, there is a reason you keep coming back.

(And CP -- you are informed about Tom Waits and Art, so that was mainly directed at your homeboy, who you will no doubt be "embarassed" by the second you enroll in college, if not sooner)

The question remains - Ehat cleems blod?

And... But, what is Ehat?

Calling high school girls ugly bitches

I never actually called her an ugly bitch.

To be fully accurate, you should acknowledge that Shiv was using bitch in the conjugate of the verb (to bitch, synonym of to complain), not the noun form.

you don't like snoopy?

2x

I dig Snoopy. I was just putting the star on your post.

Two times, for two lenses in the glasses's frame?

Nah, the double is for making a point that doesn't really matter.

who's that for?

it all

my seal of approval. THANK YOU!

my big yawning guy is making me yawn

You, because you're a bore.

Obner: Come for NSFW threads, stay for the food.

you're so cool.

I posted a pic of her and then of Shelly Duvall in The Shining.

Then I posted a pic that infered that Jack Daniels needs glasses.

Oldbag is just pmsing.

he has tattoos, he IS cool

lame.