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I just went to the bathroom down the hall here in the building where I work to empty my water bottle in the sink. As I left the bathroom, one of the custodian ladies joked and asked if the bottle was full of pee. I joked back and said "It was."

She proceeded to tell me about a guy in the building who used to urinate in a 2L pop bottle in his office, then carry it to the bathroom to empty once a day. Apparently, one day, he dropped it down the stairs. One of the other custodians (not knowing it was full of urine) picked up the bottle and handed it back to him. The bottle was warm, the liquid was yellowish. His dirty secret was out.

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Everyone's always wondered how I make the drive for WI to GA in record time.

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At the beginning of every road trip (by myself of course) I always buy a bottle of Gatorade for this very purpose (wide mouth).

I mean, why not?


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woah

Did he just whip it out under his desk?
I'd have trouble getting it into the tiny hole on a 2-liter.

Edit: I tried peeing into a 20 oz. Mountian Dew bottle one time on my way home from Baltimore. It wasn't a good idea as the bottle got full and I had to pinch it off. It's real hard to get it to stop coming out once it is flowing.


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I once had a boyfriend pee in an empty Pringles can because I wasn't around to walk him to guys bathroom in my dorm.


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Do those hold fluids? I would think they would leak.


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He poured it out the window before I got back to the room. So I don't know!

Also heard another funny story about a friend of a friend, who was in his girl's dorm room, nowhere to pee. So he grabbed one of those plastic go-cups you see all over college campuses, peed in that, then tried to toss the pee out the window. It ended up splashing back on him. He cleaned himself off with whatever random clothes were on the floor, and proceeded to spend the rest of the evening with his girl. Later that night, she goes to get them water to drink and comes back with that same plastic cup. Later on when recounting the story, he was like, "Dude... I think I drank my own pee!"


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Busty Rhodes Wrote:
I always buy a bottle of Gatorade for this very purpose (wide mouth).


nice save

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STRIKE LIGHTNING, STRIKE Wrote:
Busty Rhodes Wrote:
I always buy a bottle of Gatorade for this very purpose (wide mouth).


nice save


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Busty Rhodes Wrote:
Everyone's always wondered how I make the drive for WI to GA in record time.

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At the beginning of every road trip (by myself of course) I always buy a bottle of Gatorade for this very purpose (wide mouth).

I mean, why not?


Gatorade! That's the secret! I've debated doing this with Pepsi or Coke bottles before but never want to risk the small mouth on the bottle. When you're stuck in traffic and there's no where else to go, it's tempting to just look to the nearest container.


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Busty Rhodes Wrote:
Everyone's always wondered how I make the drive for WI to GA in record time.

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At the beginning of every road trip (by myself of course) I always buy a bottle of Gatorade for this very purpose (wide mouth).

I mean, why not?


Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. Remember that time we went up to North Cakalak to go snowboarding and drank a case of beer on the way?

Literally emptying our pee bottles out the window onto the windshield of the car (also people we knew) behind us. Too much.

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There's a Chuck Berry joke in here somewhere.

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Yeah, Gatorade bottles are the best for this.

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I think Gatorade needs to play this up in their next ad campaign.

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Maybe make a different nozzle, similar to the "sport" bottles, but with more of a female angle to it?

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I never even considered the wide gatorade bottles! I tried to use a pepsi bottle once on my cross country trip but immediately realized the end result would be piss all over myself and the car.

I agree that this is an untapped ad area.

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Just stop at a fucking gas station, you sick fucks..

of course, Smoke Dog prolly "recycles" during his 1000 mile drive.

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I understand that you, of all people, know this crisis and, in your own way, are working to address it. You, the madras-pantsed julip-sipping Southern cracker and me, the oldman hippie California fruit cake are brothers in the struggle to save our country.

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Last time I went on a road trip, it was to Memphis. We drank 2 bottles of wine on the way up and only peed in theseImage

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Sen.LooGAR'sCrunkmas Wrote:
Just stop at a fucking gas station, you sick fucks..


There are some stretches on my trip where I went about 200 some km without town or gas station. And fuck, I hate stopping anyway.

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Just stop at a fucking gas station, you sick fucks..


There are some stretches on my trip where I went about 200 some km without town or gas station. And fuck, I hate stopping anyway.


Piss on the side of the highway..I do it all the time, and i guarantee you have longer stretches of uninhabited road than I do.

Plus, I gots to stop to strecth my legs, and have the bladder of a camel, so its not that huge of a deal.

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I understand that you, of all people, know this crisis and, in your own way, are working to address it. You, the madras-pantsed julip-sipping Southern cracker and me, the oldman hippie California fruit cake are brothers in the struggle to save our country.

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i once had one of those 1 liter coke plastic bottles and I was driving from san francisco to portland - somewhere around the border and I had to go bad so I whipped it out - problem was that I filled the bastard and you know how hard it is to stop mid-flow.

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Sen.LooGAR'sCrunkmas Wrote:
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Just stop at a fucking gas station, you sick fucks..


There are some stretches on my trip where I went about 200 some km without town or gas station. And fuck, I hate stopping anyway.


Piss on the side of the highway..I do it all the time, and i guarantee you have longer stretches of uninhabited road than I do.

Plus, I gots to stop to strecth my legs, and have the bladder of a camel, so its not that huge of a deal.


It should be said the person we were riding with was a trip time nazi. he was not happy we chose to drink on the way up, and would not stop for us.

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rpartridgeinapeartree74 Wrote:
i once had one of those 1 liter coke plastic bottles and I was driving from san francisco to portland - somewhere around the border and I had to go bad so I whipped it out - problem was that I filled the bastard and you know how hard it is to stop mid-flow.


One of my only true talents is Full Stop Capability.

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Sen.LooGAR'sCrunkmas Wrote:
DumpJack Wrote:
Sen.LooGAR'sCrunkmas Wrote:
Just stop at a fucking gas station, you sick fucks..


There are some stretches on my trip where I went about 200 some km without town or gas station. And fuck, I hate stopping anyway.


Piss on the side of the highway..I do it all the time, and i guarantee you have longer stretches of uninhabited road than I do.

Plus, I gots to stop to strecth my legs, and have the bladder of a camel, so its not that huge of a deal.


It should be said the person we were riding with was a trip time nazi. he was not happy we chose to drink on the way up, and would not stop for us.


I promise you that pulling your cock out and starting/acting like you will start peeing on the floorboards will get the bastard to stop.

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harry Wrote:
I understand that you, of all people, know this crisis and, in your own way, are working to address it. You, the madras-pantsed julip-sipping Southern cracker and me, the oldman hippie California fruit cake are brothers in the struggle to save our country.

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Sen.LooGAR'sCrunkmas Wrote:
Just stop at a fucking gas station, you sick fucks..


...and while you're there, perhaps pick up some snacks, another drink, ... a porno... a condom.

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