there are places around here where you drive for a couple hours with no gas stations and even the ones there are - you don't want to run into sea bass, do you?

I had actually typed out something similiar but deleted.

I'm trying to avoid the board's recent denegration into www.nastynigga.com whenever possible.

It's easier to jack off with a gas station condom on....

(how's that for nasty nigga?)

Dude! Was it you that told me about the audio CD's of like trucker chicks talking dirty that you saw at a truck stop, once?

Like, Lot Lizards 18 or something?

Hooooly crap. Please say you made that up.

Like that first edition of Lono you saw, it is one of those things that I sincerely wish I had bought...

Yes, Trucker Audio Smut...

"Ooooh, I'll bet yer a real gear-jammin rig jockey, aintcha darlin? (drag off cigarette, exhale)"

I bet there's all kinds of "pull off those boots and punch me dead in the mouth" type stuff.

and hushed, whispered "fuuhk meee in the ayass!!"

that "drag off the cig" comment is too perfect.

"BURN ME!"

That's just fucking awesome.

I'm glad I'm at home so I don't have to explain why I'm laughing.

I have to remember that Yail can make me laugh harder than anyone, and that these things are hard to explain when sitting accross from the DA

I tried in vain to hold it in, but I realized I was gonna crack, so I had to leave the room... with a bizzare, fixed grin on my face.

I went and got water, almost in tears, and then thought I was good to come back, but had to wait at the door for a few seconds till it passed.

jesus.

I've probly saved your job by not being on AIM today. I'm bored as shit at work and in a really weird mood.

Count your blessings.

I usually sit across from a couple of 22 year old university girls. Me saying anything remotely near what I'm reading would likely have me tossed.

been wonderin where you were on AIM..I have work to do, but am not doing any of it, per usuel

I'm at the store with dialup anyways so its pretty shitty sometimes because AIM cuts out about once an hour.

And I can's see any pics.

And certain websites are openly unreadable.

I am 5 days from a 4-week hiatus. 3 papers 2 presentations 2 finals down, 1 paper 1 presentation 2 finals to go.

lucky.

8 days, 1 paper, 2 finals to go.

And one beard's growth to instigate.





May I recommend...?

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yes, and i am planting the seed tonight. i'm so productive.

pee story:

when my ex and i visited his dad and brother in atlanta a few years back, we timed it so we could also go to the music midtown festival. during cheap trick, the ex had to go to the bathroom and didn't want to make the trek across the field to the shitters. his dad, brother, brother's girlfriend and i stood in a circle around him while he peed into not one, but two sprite bottles. he politely put the tops on both of them and left them sitting on a chair nearby. some drunk guy was stumbling around about a half hour later and picked both of them up and took them away with him. i really hope he didn't drink from either bottle.

Unless cheap trick played more than one of these, I was there too.

I did not, however, pick up any used sprite bottles.

I just hold it. It helps me stay awake on long trips.

I held it from chicago to salt lake city last april, but i nearly died.

If I didn't have to drive the band, i'd pee more often.

All that weight loss won't help you score any more tail, Phil, if you have to walk around with a colostomy bag.

thank god.

that weekend, i saw the smithereens, bob dylan, the wallflowers, and more, i'm sure, i just don't remember.