Hey FELLAS,
A co-worker has offered me cash to help him with something. He is a disturbed individual who lives off of his daily quorn intake, and has stumbled upon a certain beauty and he is obsessed with gaining "access" to her website.

I've helped this guy before by finding rare albums and such that he couldn't find, thus the reason he is seeking my help. I have no clues on where to find a user name and pass for this site, so some of the more adept at finding these things I was hoping could help out.

The site he is wanting access to is shannonstewart.com. You will notice this is NOT the baseball player, but the former playmate. Thanks!

can't you pay for that sort of thing? what sort of other requests do you get around the workplace?

YIKES. Do not touch this (or anything else from him) with a 10ft pole.

If he has $, he can get legit access.

the usual: sexual favors, hits on family members, etc.

Once again, the Cap'n has sound advice.

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Just to show this thread was good for sumptin'

...I learned I don't wanna work where you do.

It's just the one guy really. And he's not TOO bad, jsut your run-of-the-mill "I'm going to the strip club" for lunch every single day of the week kinda guy.

Sounds like this guy gets MAAAAAD honeyz.

Check that dude's basement for missing people.

"co-worker"

funny thing is, he just got married. didn't change anything, though.

Well there's this site called 'google' that assists one in finding almost anything. Tell him to do his dirty work himself.

yes. I wouldn't go through that much trouble for quorn. I would move on to something easier to find.

I thought that "quorn" meant kiddie porn, while "pron" is mere porn.

Actually, Quorn is a mushroom-based meat substitute; makes a good fake turkey roast. No, I'm not joking.

he's most likely asking for help from juice because he cannot pay with his credit card because his new wife will see it on his monthly bank statement, or in the case that he has online banking, that too, and get very angry.

i wouldn't help him.

Wow, I think I once dated a guy a few years ago who was obsessed with her.

I'm not kidding. This was when I first divorced, and I remember the guy talking about her a lot.

I stopped dating him.

That's not even good porn.

no shit right.

this is more like it : www.inthevip.com

Jeez, it's only US$16.50 per month, tell him to cough up the dosh.

EDIT: Not much of a tour, is there?

EDIT: I like how the store takes you to one single item -- membership to the site.

EDIT: Tell him those are contacts, and she's not really looking at him, she's looking at a camera, and the hair probably isn't naturally red, and all the photos are digitally touched up, and maybe he'll get over her.

Typical Playboy crap.