FRESH VENISON!!!

wenchlette · **Posted:** Mon Dec 19, 2005 8:45 pm

I've never had venison.

Flying Rabbit · **Posted:** Mon Dec 19, 2005 8:53 pm

oldbullee Wrote:

What does it matter if you stalk your prey for 5 days and kill it with your bare hands or if you kill it at point blank range with a shotgun blast to the face? Dead is dead.

Note: I'm all for conservation and making animals lives as happy and filled with butterflies and sunshine as the next guy. Also I hope they die as quick and painless as possible. But I don't really see the difference if they 're thinking it's meal time from the friendly camo dude or if they get blasted out of nowhere minding they're own business.

Look at it this way, suppose your grandmother invited you to come to her house and while you lazed around in her backyard by the pool, she would bring you out a beer. You would get used to her coming out and that beer being there right? Now, suppose one day she comes out and you expect a beer but instead she shoots you.

On the other hand suppose you were walking down the street, some person comes up and shoots you.

Difference being--you were falsely subdued into believing everything was peachy.

Stop Breathin' · **Posted:** Mon Dec 19, 2005 10:14 pm

Yail Bloor Wrote:

But fuck it. I fucking hate deers. Anybody ever hit one in their car. Not fun. Nor cheap.

Which is exactly why I'm all for the mass reduction of the critters. There is such an overpopulation of whitetail here that you hear of somone hitting one in the area and screwing up their car and/or themselves daily. I think just about every day is doe day now.

Elvis Fu · **Posted:** Mon Dec 19, 2005 10:23 pm

I'm not a hunter, and I'm not anti-hunting either, but baiting deer is pretty fucked up.

Kingfish · **Posted:** Mon Dec 19, 2005 11:48 pm

Flying Rabbit Wrote:

oldbullee Wrote:

What does it matter if you stalk your prey for 5 days and kill it with your bare hands or if you kill it at point blank range with a shotgun blast to the face? Dead is dead.

Note: I'm all for conservation and making animals lives as happy and filled with butterflies and sunshine as the next guy. Also I hope they die as quick and painless as possible. But I don't really see the difference if they 're thinking it's meal time from the friendly camo dude or if they get blasted out of nowhere minding they're own business.

Look at it this way, suppose your grandmother invited you to come to her house and while you lazed around in her backyard by the pool, she would bring you out a beer. You would get used to her coming out and that beer being there right? Now, suppose one day she comes out and you expect a beer but instead she shoots you.

On the other hand suppose you were walking down the street, some person comes up and shoots you.

Difference being--you were falsely subdued into believing everything was peachy.

either way I'm dead which is really the bummer part. I mean I'm pissed at granny for bout 2 seconds but then what does it matter.

edit: I'm not a hunter. Just think that dying is an ugly reality of life and whenever it comes I ain't gonna be happy about it and nobody has guaranteed me it will be anything not horrible.

Elvis Fu · **Posted:** Mon Dec 19, 2005 11:50 pm

What if she kept bringing you beer, then tried to slip a hand in your pants when you were pretty gone

Kingfish · **Posted:** Mon Dec 19, 2005 11:52 pm

Elvis Fu Wrote:

What if she kept bringing you beer, then tried to slip a hand in your pants when you were pretty gone

Depends on how many beers.

Elvis Fu · **Posted:** Mon Dec 19, 2005 11:55 pm

Mine usually starts after three or four, but I don't get tired of fending her off until the sixth or seventh.

Elvis Fu · **Posted:** Mon Dec 19, 2005 11:56 pm

She's tenacious.

Kingfish · **Posted:** Mon Dec 19, 2005 11:57 pm

well, technically she's my stepgrandmother

beachy · **Posted:** Tue Dec 20, 2005 12:03 am

This whole thread has caused a pool to form down by my spacebar, and I just changed my sig from laughing so hard at Oldbullee's metaphor for canned hunts.

I submit the following reason for venison:

Braised Red Deer slowed cooked in a Merlot Demiglace with caramelized root vegetables and Savory Herbs
(3rd course at the the annual local Wine Club dinner January 7th)

beachy · **Posted:** Tue Dec 20, 2005 12:07 am

Mona Lisa Vito Wrote:

Imagine you're a deer. You're prancing around. You get thirsty. You spot a little brook. You put your little deer lips down to the cool, clear water - BAM. A fuckin' bullet rips off part of your head. Your brains are lying on the ground in little bloody pieces. Now I aks you, do you give a fuck what kind of pants the son-of-a-bitch who shot you was wearing?

Stop Breathin' · **Posted:** Tue Dec 20, 2005 12:09 am

beachy Wrote:

I submit the following reason for venison:

Braised Red Deer slowed cooked in a Merlot Demiglace with caramelized root vegetables and Savory Herbs
(3rd course at the the annual local Wine Club dinner January 7th)

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Kingfish · **Posted:** Tue Dec 20, 2005 12:10 am

Fuck venison. That's another reason to move to Belize.

Cap'n Squirrgle · **Posted:** Tue Dec 20, 2005 12:21 am

Mmmmm... deer jerky. I miss working with rednecks.

chowgurt · **Posted:** Tue Dec 20, 2005 12:45 am

Elvis Fu Wrote:

What if she kept bringing you beer, then tried to slip a hand in your pants when you were pretty gone

It depends...

Is she my grandmother or yours?
Is she hawt?

And yes I've had venison, jerky, sausages etc. It's OK. Not bad. I don't have a problem with hunting per se, just the idiots that do it get so damn militant and all testosteroney. Like Squirrgle says redneck.

bluejayway · **Posted:** Tue Dec 20, 2005 12:57 am

Heh. I remember when I moved to a liberal section of Jersey and suggested at a gathering that whoever was hunting that year would find me a cheerful and grateful recipient of any spare venison. They looked at me like I had asked to gut their kids.

<---- out of the south, but still. Venison, man.

chowgurt · **Posted:** Tue Dec 20, 2005 3:16 am

I'm personally aginst gutting children. Not a good thing to do.

Dusty Chalk · **Posted:** Tue Dec 20, 2005 4:40 am

Isn't "fresh jerky" an oxymoron?

Cotton · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 6:12 pm **Posts:** 17155

this is why gig game hunting is retarded.

Lambchop · **Posted:** Sun Dec 25, 2005 2:11 am

PopTodd Wrote:

Now, I admit that I don't have the stomach for it myself, but a guy I work with is a hunter and he bagged a buck last week.

Just sent me an email that there was fresh venison jerkey and venison sticks at his desk!

Eating now...
Deeee-freaking-licious.

My dad let me into his stash of venison sausage today. what a great hunk of deliciousness.

FRESH VENISON!!!

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