I was almost driven to smacking a bitch last night. I don't ever want to even be put in a position where a bitch smacking is even a possibility but sometimes some people have such attitude that its deserved. Now this was not a girl I knew, but a bitch that threatened to assault me after I told her that her attitude at a poker table was uncalled for.

Guys, have you ever been driven to this?

no, never hit anyone. i've had to tell a few people to stfu, but that's about as confrontational as I get.

no!

never been tempted, although i bet that i'd be pretty good at it if given a chance.

what sort of behavior is uncalled for at a poker table? aren't you supposed to drunk, obnoxious and smoking a cigar?

and would never hit a girl...first.

i saw tonya harding at a bar once - i should have challenged her to a fight. she would probably beat me up though - not good.

These guys will not only Smack their bitch up, they'll also change their pitch up

malarky.

No. I don't put myself in a position where violence is necessary. I'm usually good at phasing out people who irritate me.

"I'd never hit a woman. I won't do it. But I'll sure shake a bitch if I had to" (or something like that)

i will throw you a beating.

Bitching at everyone, yelling at me for getting lucky.

After telling her that her attitude was uncalled for, she came over to my seat, grabbed the cigarette out of my mouth, put it very close to my eye and said she was going to poke my fucking eyes out, and then put it in my fresh beer.

This is something I'd love to watch. Of course, it'd have to be in the nude.

the last thing you want to see is me in the nude unless you're thinking about switching teams and need a little push.

One time my mum tried to split up a fight between me and my brother and ended up with a black eye.

just remember...its not gay if you don't push back.

Nothing a good rapin' won't clear up.

(obligatory "I kid, I kid" smilie ------> )

I would have taken that as a come on and got her number

Shoegaze -- have you ever seen "The Way of the Gun"? Not a great movie, but the first scene is one of my favorites ever.

After reading that, I want to lay a beating on her.

Ugh. I can't stand troublemakers.

No, I heard it was terrible...

Sarah Silverman's finest 5 minutes.....I thought the rest of the movie blew though.

actually, that calls for a "drag her ass out into an alleyway and throw her into a Chinese restaurant's garbage" kinda whoopin'.

you guys are forgettin' the rapin' part.