Smacking A Bitch

juice · **Posted:** Wed Dec 21, 2005 4:39 pm

wait....is she hot?

DumpJack · **Posted:** Wed Dec 21, 2005 4:40 pm

juice Wrote:

you guys are forgettin' the rapin' part.

That fucking made me laugh.

Sex, Drugs, and Dave · **Posted:** Wed Dec 21, 2005 4:40 pm

Dalen Wrote:

Death To Shoegaze666 Wrote:

cotton Wrote:

what sort of behavior is uncalled for at a poker table? aren't you supposed to drunk, obnoxious and smoking a cigar?

and would never hit a girl...first.

After telling her that her attitude was uncalled for, she came over to my seat, grabbed the cigarette out of my mouth, put it very close to my eye and said she was going to poke my fucking eyes out, and then put it in my fresh beer.

actually, that calls for a "drag her ass out into an alleyway and throw her into a Chinese restaurant's garbage" kinda whoopin'.

Seriously...this girl was complete white trash, every guy in the place (including the manager, excluding her boyfriend) had my back...I really wanted to throw my beer in her face and give her a smack but instead I pussed out and told the manager.

OPA! · **Posted:** Wed Dec 21, 2005 4:40 pm

juice Wrote:

wait....is she hot?

By the way, have I seen a photo of you?

Dalen · **Posted:** Wed Dec 21, 2005 4:41 pm

juice Wrote:

you guys are forgettin' the rapin' part.

rape isn't funny.

covering her in week old fried rice and rotten duck is.

Cotton · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 6:12 pm **Posts:** 17155

you should've just thrown the beer at her and then lit another cigarette and set her on fire.

OPA! Wrote:

This guy has crack Wrote:

cotton Wrote:

This guy has crack Wrote:

never been tempted

malarky.

i will throw you a beating.

This is something I'd love to watch. Of course, it'd have to be in the nude.

yeah, that's a mental picture i didn't need. you're getting the bill for that, Chris

d · **Posted:** Wed Dec 21, 2005 4:41 pm

I don't think it was worthy of a beating, but did you at least grab her wrist to pull the cigarette away from your eye? I agree, it was bad behavior.

puma · **Posted:** Wed Dec 21, 2005 4:42 pm

Death To Shoegaze666 Wrote:

cotton Wrote:

what sort of behavior is uncalled for at a poker table? aren't you supposed to drunk, obnoxious and smoking a cigar?

and would never hit a girl...first.

Bitching at everyone, yelling at me for getting lucky.

After telling her that her attitude was uncalled for, she came over to my seat, grabbed the cigarette out of my mouth, put it very close to my eye and said she was going to poke my fucking eyes out, and then put it in my fresh beer.

wow. were there any other chicks there? i'd have one of the females handle her. i would've smacked her in the face and then some.

Dalen · **Posted:** Wed Dec 21, 2005 4:42 pm

Death To Shoegaze666 Wrote:

Dalen Wrote:

Death To Shoegaze666 Wrote:

cotton Wrote:

what sort of behavior is uncalled for at a poker table? aren't you supposed to drunk, obnoxious and smoking a cigar?

and would never hit a girl...first.

After telling her that her attitude was uncalled for, she came over to my seat, grabbed the cigarette out of my mouth, put it very close to my eye and said she was going to poke my fucking eyes out, and then put it in my fresh beer.

actually, that calls for a "drag her ass out into an alleyway and throw her into a Chinese restaurant's garbage" kinda whoopin'.

Seriously...this girl was complete white trash, every guy in the place (including the manager, excluding her boyfriend) had my back...I really wanted to throw my beer in her face and give her a smack but instead I pussed out and told the manager.

wait...her boyfriend was there? you should've bottled him for not keeping her in place.

OPA! · **Posted:** Wed Dec 21, 2005 4:44 pm

By the way, I think Dave acted responsibly.

juice · **Posted:** Wed Dec 21, 2005 4:45 pm

OPA! Wrote:

juice Wrote:

wait....is she hot?

By the way, have I seen a photo of you?

Yes you have, and no I'm not.

Cotton · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 6:12 pm **Posts:** 17155

OPA! Wrote:

By the way, I think Dave should've had sex with her boyfriend

OPA! · **Posted:** Wed Dec 21, 2005 4:46 pm

cotton Wrote:

OPA! Wrote:

By the way, I think Dave should've had sex with her boyfriend

Yes, that too.

Sex, Drugs, and Dave · **Posted:** Wed Dec 21, 2005 4:47 pm

OPA! Wrote:

cotton Wrote:

OPA! Wrote:

By the way, I think Dave should've had sex with her boyfriend

Yes, that too.

Secrets out I guess...but alas I did not push back.

Cotton · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 6:12 pm **Posts:** 17155

did you ever put out those OPAs? I think I missed the thread.

OPA! · **Posted:** Wed Dec 21, 2005 4:55 pm

cotton Wrote:

did you ever put out those OPAs? I think I missed the thread.

No, but soon.

juice · **Posted:** Wed Dec 21, 2005 4:57 pm

Damn.

just sayin'

shiv · **Posted:** Wed Dec 21, 2005 4:58 pm

You should've made like Bullseye and launched a card into her windpipe.

[img][292:500]http://www.thepunisher.com/past_news/january_2005/bullseye-tpb.jpg[/img]

juice · **Posted:** Wed Dec 21, 2005 4:59 pm

Bullseye plays with at least three decks.

Red House Vincent · **Posted:** Wed Dec 21, 2005 5:09 pm

In the words of Chris Rock, "Ain't nobody above an ass-whoopn'."

Now, just to clarify, outside of Ann Coutler and Ms. Condi, there is no way in hell I would ever, EVER hit a woman. But a bitch is another matter altogether. Even still, I would probably feel bad about it, if the situation presented itself (and it almost has).

But yeah, Shoe, I wouldn't have blamed you...what a nutcase. O_o

Dusty Chalk · **Posted:** Wed Dec 21, 2005 6:39 pm

I would have at least pulled my knife out.

Borg166 · **Posted:** Wed Dec 21, 2005 6:45 pm

I could never bring myself to hit someone unless it was in self-defense.

It takes a lot to really piss me off.

HaqDiesel · **Posted:** Wed Dec 21, 2005 6:46 pm

Vincent Wrote:

there is no way in hell I would ever, EVER hit a woman. But a bitch is another matter altogether.

dude, i totally feel the same about black people and ni...

[/not Chris Rock]

Dusty Chalk · **Posted:** Wed Dec 21, 2005 6:46 pm

Borg166 Wrote:

I could never bring myself to hit someone unless it was in self defense.

It takes a lot to really piss me off.

You're going to wait until she puts the cigarette in your eye? I think it'd be too late to defend yourself by then.

Flying Rabbit · **Posted:** Wed Dec 21, 2005 7:04 pm

Death To Shoegaze666 Wrote:

cotton Wrote:

what sort of behavior is uncalled for at a poker table? aren't you supposed to drunk, obnoxious and smoking a cigar?

and would never hit a girl...first.

Bitching at everyone, yelling at me for getting lucky.

After telling her that her attitude was uncalled for, she came over to my seat, grabbed the cigarette out of my mouth, put it very close to my eye and said she was going to poke my fucking eyes out, and then put it in my fresh beer.

This is totally what you get for playing poker in Newark.

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