Personally, it would have to be "Silver Bells" as sung by fill-in-the-blank cheesy lounge singer.
Especially the following parts:
Quote:
Silver bells, silver bells
It's Christmas time in the city.
Ring-a-ling, hear them sing.
Soon it will be Christmas day.
Hear the snow crunch.
See the kids bunch.
This is Santa's big scene.
And above all this bustle
You'll hear,
Horrible. Absolutely horrible. Makes my skin crawl.
But the worst would have to be:
Quote:
It's Christmas time
There's no need to be afraid
At Christmas time
We let in light and we banish shade
And in our world of plenty
We can spread a smile of joy
Throw your arms around the world
At Christmas time
But say a prayer
Pray for the other ones
At Christmas time it's hard
But when you're having fun
There's a world outside your window
And it's a world of dread and fear
Where the only water flowing
Is the bitter sting of tears
And the Christmas bells that ring
There are the clanging chimes of doom
Well tonight thank God it's them instead of you
Feed the world
Let them know it's Christmas time
Feed the world
Do they know it's Christmas time at all?
And there won't be snow in Africa
This Christmas time
The greatest gift they'll get this year is life
Where nothing ever grows
No rain nor rivers flow
Do they know it's Christmas time at all?
Feed the world
Let them know it's Christmas time
Feed the world
Let them know it's Christmas time again
(Here's to you) raise a glass for everyone
(Here's to them) underneath that burning sun
Do they know it's Christmas time at all?
Feed the world
Let them know it's Christmas time
Uh, I know it was well-intentioned but c'mon(!)
1) "we banish shade"?
2) it's a "a world of dread and fear"?
3) Isn't it a good thing that there's no snow in Africa?
4) Lately, it should be more like "Do they give fuh it's Christmas?"... Chritianity isn't exactly the only show in town in Africa.
eter, aka 
usty 
halk
