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Dude, I'm married. And I have an 8 yr old boy. And I'm three mos pregnant.

My house is like the world federation of Gas Competitions. Between the three of us it's amazing.

Being pregnant right now, I'm nothing but a giant ball of gas, day in day out. And its allowed and laughed at by family and friends because I can't control it. And frankly I find it funny too.


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Ha, has nothing to do with food. It's called pressure from a being growing in your uterus. Gassiness and pregnancy go so hand in hand pregnancy books have chapters on it. :lol:

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she let's 'em slip sometimes, but not often. I "discover" them more often than not.

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Well, that blows!

It sounds like I'm right to be embarrassed. :oops:

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This is like asking "Does your woman ever breathe?"

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This is like asking "Does your woman ever breathe?"


not when im around damnit!


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I must have been dating Laura for a couple of years before I caught her farting. It was a rare, funny occasion when I could call her out. Me, however? I am a belching, flatulent, too-comfortable fool. Must be why she left.

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hey man blame yourself all you want to, but leave the farts out of this.

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there should have been a winky on the above post.

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yes... gross

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I'll know I've found the man of my dreams when I can fart without fear!

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as long as it's not pointed at my face, farting doesn't bother me. Have enough brothers growing up and you get over it real quick.

"It's the fart game, son. you'll play it someday."

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my old roommate used to fart and burp like a guy ALL THE TIME. no matter where we were. no matter who we were with.

it was horrible. i hated it. but i tolerated it. even when it was really embarassing.

my only rule was....NO FARTING ON MY BED.

but do you think she could ever follow that rule. nope.

gross.


(i don't have brothers. or any siblings, for that matter. so, this is not something i had to grow up with. well, except for my cousin. she's another farter. and it never fails, at some point during a car ride with her.....i have to roll all the windows down for a few. no matter how cold it is outside.)

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my only rule was....NO FARTING ON MY BED.


But... But - you're from Cleveland (thereabouts, anyway).


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while I firmly believe an air of mystery (no pun intended) is still nice to have after 10 years of marriage, it happens sometimes. Do I do it on purpose in front of my husband? No. Does it happen sometimes? Yes. Does he do it on purpose? All the time. Why the double standard, folks? I must admit, I do belch on occasion, but as my husband likes to say, "It's unhealthy to keep that stuff inside!" ;)

What's worse is whenever my father-in-law comes out to visit... I can't comprehend how a man could fart so much and not feel it or hear it. Or maybe it's just that he doesn't care anymore!


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while I firmly believe an air of mystery (no pun intended) is still nice to have after 10 years of marriage, it happens sometimes. Do I do it on purpose in front of my husband? No.



So if you're in the same room and you really need to pass some gas, what do you do?

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while I firmly believe an air of mystery (no pun intended) is still nice to have after 10 years of marriage, it happens sometimes. Do I do it on purpose in front of my husband? No.



So if you're in the same room and you really need to pass some gas, what do you do?


Go to the bathroom, or at least go to another room. Like I said, sometimes it happens, but as a rule, usually not. I also try not to eat a lot of fart-fueling foods, but it sucks whenever we make French onion soup. ;)


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my only rule was....NO FARTING ON MY BED.


But... But - you're from Cleveland (thereabouts, anyway).



this was in cincinnati.

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while I firmly believe an air of mystery (no pun intended) is still nice to have after 10 years of marriage, it happens sometimes. Do I do it on purpose in front of my husband? No.



So if you're in the same room and you really need to pass some gas, what do you do?


Go to the bathroom, or at least go to another room. Like I said, sometimes it happens, but as a rule, usually not. I also try not to eat a lot of fart-fueling foods, but it sucks whenever we make French onion soup. ;)


What if its a follower? I try not to do it in public places, but if I know it'll be silent, I chance it. The worse are shower ones...bar none the rankest of them all.

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my only rule was....NO FARTING ON MY BED.


But... But - you're from Cleveland (thereabouts, anyway).



this was in cincinnati.


You were on the run from John Law?


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I've been with Mrs. Dawg for over 14 years. There's nothing I haven't heard, felt, seen or smelled.

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I've been with Mrs. Dawg for over 14 years. There's nothing I haven't heard, felt, seen or smelled.

NOTHING.


You, sir, are a true gentleman!

That is what real intimacy is all about. Bravo! :D

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Why the double standard, folks?

No double standard at Chez Rads. I've never trouser-coughed in front of any woman, and I don't intend to start now.

Supress them poots, chillen.


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I don't think anyone has ever heard me fart...ever! I think it's one of the most disrespectful things to do to another human being. I subtly excuse myself and disappear into the bathroom.


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