after a good scrubbing, it's not really coming off.

then you should leave the insertion instructions on for the next dude that needs them.

I have heard Mr. Clean's Magic Eraser thing works for getting permanent marker off skin. I can't confirm that, though.

seems like it's the most efficient way to go

yikes. cruising the high school parties again?

they said I could hang out with them if I bought them beer. now look what happened

they usually do that to me before i buy them beer...

you've been hanging with the wrong high schoolers

that's pretty funny.

I like the different colors.

Take some steel wool to that till it comes off. Make sure you've got band aids on hand.

You might wanna try nail polish remover, preferably the kind that has acetone. And, yes, I'm being serious.

Most of my friends carry Sharpies with them at all times for things like this. Although here the rule is that as long as you take your shoes off, you can sleep wherever you want safely, even your own party. Shoes off=purposely sleeping, whereas shoes still on=passed out. Sometimes Sharpie-ing people gets old. When that happens, and if it's possible, the alternate pass-out punishment is shaving off one eyebrow. And a couple of guy friends have woken up with mohawks. Luckily I always remember to take off my shoes, and have never been shaved or sharpied.

If you want to take it off without removing skin or using solvents try some of that Orange Goop shit. You can find it at most hardware stores. use the one that has a wrench graphic on the label. it should come right off.

...And be careful about using anything with acetone. The shit can get into your bloodstream and is not good for you. causes pecker rot.

He's not gonna immerse himself in acetone. It'll be a one time use only, unless he plans on passing out more often among Sharpie-armored friends.

just sayin T. I've seen some people almost bathe in that stuff. I figured that he wasn't going to dive in. but it's ALL over his back and who knows where else! Just don't want him to have any kids with too many digits is all.

while i appreciate the deep concerns, I'm not going to potentially maim myself for the sake of being immediately graffiti-free. at least it's on my back and not on my beautiful, beautiful face.

but yeah if someone shaved off an eyebrow i probably wouldn't have a sense of humor about it.

everyone's an art critic, now. On what grounds do you have the authority?

All of it makes sense to me except the star of david on yr shoulder. That just is an odd marking up of a drunk.

Maybe it's because the penises, penuses, peniiiiiiii, dicks are circumsized?