i still thought i had a chance, until i found out she was gay...
i will have to be strong.
don't rub it in ayah...
Tuesday, December 14, 2004 - - - - - - - - - - - - - -

Ellen dumps girlfriend for Ally McBeal star...

Ellen Degeneres and Portia de Rossi have reportedly dumped their respective girlfriends and shacked up together at Degeneres’s Hollywood home. Degeneres and Ally McBeal star Di Rossi first met at a photo shoot in March and “hooked up” again, according to the New York Post, at last week’s Big In 04 Awards in New York. The tabloid gossips that “things got so hot and heavy between them that they raced to a limo and fooled around for hours”. The very next day Di Rossi left her girlfriend, singer-songwriter Francesca Gregorini, reportedly saying she was madly in love with DeGeneres, and DeGeneres asked her partner of four years, Alexandra Hedison, to move out of their house.

life is totally fair.

It has to be the sense of humor.

This is basically what I was thinkin' . The girl she dumped for Ellen is very pretty.

And Portia's gay-osity was pretty well known, BB. If yer gonna stalk from afar you should get to know yer subject better.

Actually both of their gf's are really pretty.

That's still weird though. But I like Ellen. She isn't ugly. She's just not a supermodel looks like.

This did not make my day.

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

I've always wanted to use the following line on a lesbian:

So. You like going down on women? Me, too.

Either that or:

You can pretend.

ellen is just so obnoxious. look at me, i'm whimsical and dancing! that's why they invented the trenton stomp.

thats gold! how can you not use a line like that.

aawwww...poor bitterbuffalo. life does suck sometimes. lesbians are weird. hello, i've known you for one hour so please move in with me and bring all your cats and a scrabble board (okay, i happen to love scrabble.)



yeah, when guys ask me why i'm a lesbian i ask them to tell me what they like about women which is usually that they're soft and curvy and smell good and i say that's why i like them too.

edit: ellen is a feeb.

like if Portia was straight you would have a shot at her?

Life is unfair fairly evenly.

ayah... what's a feeb?

this response is strikingly similar to my wife's this morning when i told her my woes...
in fact when i told her that i was 'this close' (whilst holding my fingers about 1 inch apart) to having a shot with her, my wife deadpanned, 'yeah, that's about right...'

lol

Portia's good looking for a dyke.

this thread is seriously lacking photos

i'm scratchy, hairy and smell like shit. is that so wrong? and btw, what does ellen have that i don't? besides, of course, many millions of dollars...and a vagina.

bad man clothes.

feeb is short for feeble. no secret lesbo language here.
unlike hasbian. which is what my ex is.

Actually, in an oddly vivid display of quantum physics, your chances with her didn't change at all.

Going from 1:(infinity) to 1:(infinity+1) == zero, when rounding to the nearest quantum unit.

Ayah -- Yeah, I've actually known some lesbians, which is the main reason I haven't used that line. If I did, it would have to be someone who knows me well enough to know that I wasn't actually hitting on them (or even 'going there', for that matter), rather, just attempting to be funny.

it is funny and people should just lighten up.
feel free to send the girl's that laugh at that joke my e-mail address.

OK.

The most unfair thing about that article is that they don't even mention Arrested Development. When will that show get some love?

I didn't know Portia was a lesbian. But I didn't even know she was on Ally McBeal. Anyway, she must have loved shooting Sirens!

Dammit, why must she be Australian.

so much for my chances with her.