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cemeterypolka · **Joined:** Wed Jul 13, 2005 12:40 am **Posts:** 3473

Whofa King cares Wrote:

Dalen Wrote:

cemeterypolka Wrote:

Dalen Wrote:

that's retarded.

care to explain why, in intelligent terms? you're an artist, i know you have it in you.

frosted nailed it already..."It's just the obssession with genitalia in art is so very tired".

and these pieces are especially unimaginative and lame.

And it's also just shocking to be shocking. That's been done to death, and better, long ago.

Photographic quality aside (because they are nice photos) there's nothing else to these besides that but "oh my stars! It's pubic fruit*!" reactions. And the baby figure coming out of the . . . whatever rotting fruit that is . . . just looks comical, not artistic.

*Even Curve did it before this photographer.

Art cannot contain humor? Okay.

OPA! · **Posted:** Fri Jan 06, 2006 3:26 pm

To be honest, I'd rather look at a photo of a real cock than a pear made to look like one. Just sayin'.

d · **Posted:** Fri Jan 06, 2006 3:44 pm

Charli Wrote:

frosted Wrote:

It's not that I don't appreciate photographers' experimentation. It's just the obssession with genitalia in art is so very tired.

What he said.

And frankly this version just comes across as slightly disturbing to me.

I agree with all of this. I know part of art's M.O. is to provoke some kind of emotional response, so in that sense, yes this is art. Does it appeal to me? No.

I also agree with OPA that if I'm going to look at genitalia, I'd rather see the real deal.

Cotton · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 6:12 pm **Posts:** 17155

if you're gonna depict the human body, you might asd well show the crazy shit I have to deal with

seriously, I'll take that down in a minute, but that pic literally made me fall out of my chair here.

OPA! · **Posted:** Fri Jan 06, 2006 3:54 pm

cotton Wrote:

if you're gonna depict the human body, you might asd well show the crazy shit I have to deal with

seriously, I'll take that down in a minute, but that pic literally made me fall out of my chair here.

Can I look at it, or is it NSFW?

Kingfish · **Posted:** Fri Jan 06, 2006 3:55 pm

cotton Wrote:

if you're gonna depict the human body, you might asd well show the crazy shit I have to deal with

seriously, I'll take that down in a minute, but that pic literally made me fall out of my chair here.

I'm not sure that I even know what's going on.

Radcliffe · **Posted:** Fri Jan 06, 2006 3:55 pm

cotton Wrote:

crazy shit I have to deal with

What. The. Fuck. Is. That.

Cotton · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 6:12 pm **Posts:** 17155

OPA! Wrote:

Can I look at it, or is it NSFW?

there's no nudity, if that's what you mean. It's a bit squeamish, tho.

DumpJack · **Posted:** Fri Jan 06, 2006 3:58 pm

cotton Wrote:

if you're gonna depict the human body, you might asd well show the crazy shit I have to deal with

seriously, I'll take that down in a minute, but that pic literally made me fall out of my chair here.

Cripes, what's going on there?!

Elvis Fu · **Posted:** Fri Jan 06, 2006 3:58 pm

Radcliffe Wrote:

cotton Wrote:

crazy shit I have to deal with

What. The. Fuck. Is. That.

Cotton · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 6:12 pm **Posts:** 17155

welcome to my life. It's not even notable in this office until there's some balls popping out of an asshole. or a battered skull with chicken wire holding the skin up. and like 80% of the brain gone. and the guy smiling.

ugh.

Elvis Fu · **Posted:** Fri Jan 06, 2006 4:02 pm

Wanna trade? I love that shit.

Elvis Fu · **Posted:** Fri Jan 06, 2006 4:04 pm

Get up…get on up…Get up…get on up…Stay on the scene…like a sex machine!

OPA! · **Posted:** Fri Jan 06, 2006 4:06 pm

That is very disturbing. What sort of disease is that?

Cotton · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 6:12 pm **Posts:** 17155

what you think I need more of this shit?

Elvis Fu · **Posted:** Fri Jan 06, 2006 4:11 pm

Who here would kiss that guy on the mouth for money?

OPA! · **Posted:** Fri Jan 06, 2006 4:12 pm

Elvis Fu Wrote:

Who here would kiss that guy on the mouth for money?

Please, I wouldn't let him suck my dick, let alone kiss him. Yuck.

Radcliffe · **Posted:** Fri Jan 06, 2006 4:14 pm

OPA! Wrote:

Elvis Fu Wrote:

Who here would kiss that guy on the mouth for money?

Please, I wouldn't let him suck my dick, let alone kiss him. Yuck.

There's an obvious joke response to that, but it's so gross that I just tasted my own vomit when I started to type it.

OPA! · **Posted:** Fri Jan 06, 2006 4:16 pm

Radcliffe Wrote:

OPA! Wrote:

Elvis Fu Wrote:

Who here would kiss that guy on the mouth for money?

Please, I wouldn't let him suck my dick, let alone kiss him. Yuck.

There's an obvious joke response to that, but it's so gross that I just tasted my own vomit when I started to type it.

Brought back memories, did it?

Cotton · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 6:12 pm **Posts:** 17155

OPA! Wrote:

That is very disturbing. What sort of disease is that?

Fig. 14 Untreated squamous cell carcinoma of the lip

Fu I tried to send you something far, far worse, but it's way too big a file for flickr and i can't upload it.

Radcliffe · **Posted:** Fri Jan 06, 2006 4:30 pm

OPA! Wrote:

Radcliffe Wrote:

OPA! Wrote:

Elvis Fu Wrote:

Who here would kiss that guy on the mouth for money?

Please, I wouldn't let him suck my dick, let alone kiss him. Yuck.

There's an obvious joke response to that, but it's so gross that I just tasted my own vomit when I started to type it.

Brought back memories, did it?

You realize we don't share the same uncle, right?

Dusty Chalk · **Posted:** Fri Jan 06, 2006 11:05 pm

Meh.

DumpJack Wrote:

It makes me want to put down my d'anjou.

I lol'd.

seafoam · **Posted:** Fri Jan 06, 2006 11:32 pm

DumpJack Wrote:

It makes me want to put down my d'anjou.

Thanks man, that just killed me on the floor.

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