girls....wouldn't you just melt!?!

Cotton · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 6:12 pm **Posts:** 17155

there's a puddle of DayStar all over the floor in here

OPA! · **Posted:** Fri Jan 06, 2006 2:53 pm

I prefer the days when the caveman grabbed the cavewoman's hair and declared his love for her by clocking her over the head with his genitals.

Cotton · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 6:12 pm **Posts:** 17155

knotted, wooden genitals.

DumpJack · **Posted:** Fri Jan 06, 2006 3:08 pm

Radcliffe Wrote:

If I pulled that shit on my wife she'd kick me to the curb for being a walking, talking cliche (in public, no less).

OPA! · **Posted:** Fri Jan 06, 2006 3:13 pm

I just think romance is so overrated. My parents were allergic to romance and managed to be married over 40 years, and nowadays, when men seem to embrace romance more, the divorce rate has skyrocketed.

I'll stick to my simple love life where a visit to the record store "can be" romantic.

ayah · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 12:03 pm **Posts:** 6402

OPA! Wrote:

...nowadays, when men seem to embrace romance more, the divorce rate has skyrocketed.

that's because they're all discovering that they're homos after a few years of marriage.

d · **Posted:** Fri Jan 06, 2006 3:31 pm

Hmm, not to sound "cold-hearted," but I'm not sure this would make my heart melt. Plus I don't read the local paper on a regular basis, so he'd have to coordinate my reading of the paper with seeing the poem. Plus it's just not like him to do that, so it wouldn't be... eh.... meaningful.

I prefer smaller, everyday gestures, like when he holds my face when he kisses me, or brushes the hair out of my eyes and kisses my forehead, or holds my hand when we're walking together.

OPA! · **Posted:** Fri Jan 06, 2006 3:34 pm

dnorwood Wrote:

I prefer smaller, everyday gestures, like when he holds my face when he kisses me, or brushes the hair out of my eyes and kisses my forehead, or holds my hand when we're walking together.

I couldn't agree with you more. Under different circumstances, I'd marry you.

Radcliffe · **Posted:** Fri Jan 06, 2006 3:36 pm

OPA! Wrote:

Under different circumstances, I'd marry you.

I suppose one of those "different circumstances" would have to involve dnorwood being interested in the proposition in the first place.

Kingfish · **Posted:** Fri Jan 06, 2006 3:40 pm

My wife wouldn't kick me to the curb but she sure would laugh her ass off, and call me a cheese dick. She thinks romance = funny.

rogneeb · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 1:07 pm **Posts:** 12618

my wife loves this type of thing.

MontyTheMongoose · **Posted:** Fri Jan 06, 2006 3:56 pm

rparis74 Wrote:

my wife loves this type of thing.

Hahah. All the other posters on your web-board think your wife is a dullard.

Cotton · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 6:12 pm **Posts:** 17155

I think most of this depends on the poem, no?

If it's some corny ass rhyming couplet then yeah. If it's sincere and well thought out, who knows.

If I did one, it would totally mention poops.

puma · **Posted:** Fri Jan 06, 2006 4:03 pm

i'd probably puke... some dude wrote me a poem in h.s. and i ran so far away. i'm not a romantic type of gal.

dnorwood Wrote:

I prefer smaller, everyday gestures, like when he holds my face when he kisses me, or brushes the hair out of my eyes and kisses my forehead, or holds my hand when we're walking together.

exactly. i dig small gestures like that too.

MontyTheMongoose · **Posted:** Fri Jan 06, 2006 4:05 pm

pumachik Wrote:

dnorwood Wrote:

I prefer smaller, everyday gestures, like when he holds my face when he kisses me, or brushes the hair out of my eyes and kisses my forehead, or holds my hand when we're walking together.

exactly. i dig small gestures like that too.

That said, how many brushings of hair, followed by forehead kissing, would it take to make up for spending 1500$US at a strip-club (per Yail Bloor's hypothetical)?

puma · **Posted:** Fri Jan 06, 2006 4:07 pm

if he didn't sleep with any strippers or any other chick for that matter, i wouldn't care. HE'S the one who's assed out $1500 for a pussy-tease.

(i think strip clubs are a waste of money).

d · **Posted:** Fri Jan 06, 2006 4:07 pm

montythemongoose Wrote:

pumachik Wrote:

dnorwood Wrote:

I prefer smaller, everyday gestures, like when he holds my face when he kisses me, or brushes the hair out of my eyes and kisses my forehead, or holds my hand when we're walking together.

exactly. i dig small gestures like that too.

That said, how many brushings of hair, followed by forehead kissing, would it take to make up for spending 1500$US at a strip-club (per Yail Bloor's hypothetical)?

It doesn't happen with me, but when he does go to a strip club, I go with him, so there!

daystar · **Joined:** Sun Apr 17, 2005 10:14 pm **Posts:** 3298

montythemongoose Wrote:

rparis74 Wrote:

my wife loves this type of thing.

Hahah. All the other posters on your web-board think your wife is a dullard.

well then, the web board thinks i'm a dullard, too.
oh well. i know the truth.

daystar · **Joined:** Sun Apr 17, 2005 10:14 pm **Posts:** 3298

cotton Wrote:

I think most of this depends on the poem, no?

exactly.

Elvis Fu · **Posted:** Fri Jan 06, 2006 4:51 pm

DayStar Wrote:

i just got a phone call from this guy who wanted the price to publish a poem he wrote for his wife of two years for their anniversary in the newspaper.

couldn't you just imagine reading the paper one day and turning the page to find something like that.....ALL FOR YOU.

awwwwwwww.

From working in newspapers in one way or another for about the past 10 years, I can say that Amateur Newspaper Poetry is the absolute bottom of the barrel. It's so bad it hurts. I used to keep the really bad ones. After I get some shit done I'll see if I can find it.

The Mayor of Simpleton · **Posted:** Fri Jan 06, 2006 4:57 pm

oldbullee Wrote:

My wife wouldn't kick me to the curb but she sure would laugh her ass off, and call me a cheese dick. She thinks romance = funny.

Same here - and she wouldn't just think it's funny, it would be ripe fodder for poking fun for the rest of my life. And she would, God bless her.

Ladies, a guy spending a couple hundred bucks to put a cheesy poem in the paper might seem romantic, and make for a good story to tell someone, but a guy spending hours of his weekend washing and detailing your car should mean a lot more.

daystar · **Joined:** Sun Apr 17, 2005 10:14 pm **Posts:** 3298

well, my car DOES look pretty sharp when it's all shined up.

but...i can pay someone to do that for me. OR do it myself.

rogneeb · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 1:07 pm **Posts:** 12618

montythemongoose Wrote:

rparis74 Wrote:

my wife loves this type of thing.

Hahah. All the other posters on your web-board think your wife is a dullard.

i am going to lose sleep over that one. not many dullards can succesfully run a department of 350 people and pull down six figure incomes at age 29.

she wouldnt want me to put in the paper really, but she does like flowers and all that romantic stuff which is cool with me.

shaMoxie · **Posted:** Fri Jan 06, 2006 5:09 pm

rparis74 Wrote:

not many dullards can succesfully run a department of 350 people and pull down six figure incomes at age 29.

I love you like a gay brother, rparis, but I'm sure there are heaps of dullards that can succesfully run a department of 350 people and pull down six figure incomes at age 29. I'm impressed though.

Elvis Fu · **Posted:** Fri Jan 06, 2006 5:10 pm

You guys are dicks. I mean, newspaper poetry is garbage, but judging how a man gets his woman's panties moist is pretty fucking arrogant. Fuck y'all.

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