girls....wouldn't you just melt!?!

Postmersh · **Posted:** Fri Jan 06, 2006 7:14 pm

My lady melted when I got her wet...

Cotton · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 6:12 pm **Posts:** 17155

this thread went from zero to retarded all while i was on my lunch break.

T/t/ Q\_/enteh · **Joined:** Sat Sep 24, 2005 9:31 pm **Posts:** 283

Elvis Fu Wrote:

OPA! Wrote:

I'm still not convinced. The man is tacky.

That's like the pot calling the kettle faggot.

Hahahahahaha. oh wow. classic.

Yail Bloor · **Posted:** Fri Jan 06, 2006 8:33 pm

pumachik Wrote:

if he didn't sleep with any strippers or any other chick for that matter, i wouldn't care. HE'S the one who's assed out $1500 for a pussy-tease.

(i think strip clubs are a waste of money).

word.

and i would NEVER shell out even 15 dollars for a pussy tease if I had the Pumachicka to come home to. :wink:

rogneeb · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 1:07 pm **Posts:** 12618

i like strip clubs allright - more for the comedy, but the lap dances in vegas are a bit, um, better, than the ones here.

pollysix · **Joined:** Tue Oct 26, 2004 2:56 am **Posts:** 5174

frosted Wrote:

I've written poems for my wife. They always start out sweet and hallmarky and then go off on abstract tangents about boats growing wings and the universe as a pomegrante and what not.

I'm not cut out for the direct much.

But the universe is a pomegrante.

pollysix · **Joined:** Tue Oct 26, 2004 2:56 am **Posts:** 5174

OPA! Wrote:

dnorwood Wrote:

I prefer smaller, everyday gestures, like when he holds my face when he kisses me, or brushes the hair out of my eyes and kisses my forehead, or holds my hand when we're walking together.

I couldn't agree with you more. Under different circumstances, I'd marry you.

Thirded. Um, the part about the "everyday gestures".

Stop Breathin' · **Posted:** Fri Jan 06, 2006 10:53 pm

No love for my poem, eh? Oh, well.

Seriously, when life wasn't quite so hectic, I used to write poetry for my wife all the time. It wasn't love poetry, though. It was mostly darker stuff full of metaphors that I'm not really sure were even understood. She loved it anyway. I am absolutely not a romantic. I think flowers are the biggest waste of cash ever created to dupe the consumer. Touching the heart of a woman is like touching a snowflake, though. They're all different until you touch them, but when you do you get the same result.

blacklakebeauty · **Joined:** Sun Dec 05, 2004 10:50 pm **Posts:** 348

The sentiment is nice as long as he's not some amateur poetry writer looking for attention.

Daystar, aren't Lost and Found ads free? If he's for real couldn't you slip him a freebie. Something like:

FOUND - A heart that belongs to (insert wife's name). See (romantic schmuck's name here) to claim it forever.

Awwwww.

ayah · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 12:03 pm **Posts:** 6402

Stop Breathin' Wrote:

Touching the heart of a woman is like touching a snowflake, though. They're all different until you touch them, but when you do you get the same result.

are you high?
is this post college football depression setting in?
stop it.
you're freaking me out.

Stop Breathin' · **Posted:** Fri Jan 06, 2006 11:19 pm

I don't get high, but it could be the football thing.

Stop Breathin' · **Posted:** Fri Jan 06, 2006 11:20 pm

The result is love, baby. It's love....wet love.

mugwump67 · **Posted:** Sat Jan 07, 2006 12:05 am

pollysix Wrote:

But the universe is a pomegrante.

I thought it was a Pomerainian

Or was that God?

daystar · **Joined:** Sun Apr 17, 2005 10:14 pm **Posts:** 3298

blacklakebeauty Wrote:

Daystar, aren't Lost and Found ads free? If he's for real couldn't you slip him a freebie. Something like:

not at my paper, unfortunately.

Hegel · **Posted:** Sat Jan 07, 2006 2:31 am

DayStar Wrote:

blacklakebeauty Wrote:

Daystar, aren't Lost and Found ads free? If he's for real couldn't you slip him a freebie. Something like:

not at my paper, unfortunately.

is your paper made at a sweat shop too?

splates · **Posted:** Sat Jan 07, 2006 2:40 am

Elvis Fu is owning this thread

Dusty Chalk · **Posted:** Sat Jan 07, 2006 3:52 am

mugwump67 Wrote:

pollysix Wrote:

But the universe is a pomegrante.

I thought it was a Pomerainian

Or was that a dog?

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