Maybe we should use one of those internet sites which let you choose your own style shirt.

I'm looking into all this.

we need obner boxers with a big hard cack illustrated on the front.

hard cack = hard cock, or hard crack?

(I guess one could be for guys and one for girls.)

hard cock

I'm with paper but it could be more subtle like shading so it "looks" like there's and obner there. and the waistband could have "obner" on it.


and for what it's worth these guys do a top-notch job. NOT traditional screenprinting. you don't have that plastic feel in the surface...imo
http://www.wildwoodpro.com/index.jsp

Wow. This idea seems to have separtated the casual posters from the hardcores. That should be respected though. If you have over 2500 posts, you should probably have veto power for this idea.

An on an unrelated note:

Where are these new jackass posters coming from?

I don't know about Rattlesnake Shake, but nickisnotdead is just a punk-ass from the M.K.E. who's trying his damnedest to stay "cool" even after he "betrayed his principles" and got married, gave up the rock n' roll (and possibly thieving, though I could see him still "trying to bring down the capitalist greed-whore state by shoplifting medium- to big-ticket items"), and chased after the bungalow-with-white-picket-fence-around-the-yard existence from which he was running from age fifteen to age twenty-four.

Rattlesnake (I believe) is some doofus who showed up chasing some nice chick in her 40's. I think. I was drinking that night, but it sounds right. I believe he "does this."