Aniston Wasn't Alerted to Jolie Pregnancy

MontyTheMongoose · **Posted:** Sat Jan 14, 2006 4:17 pm

nickisnotdead Wrote:

Dusty Chalk Wrote:

nickisnotdead Wrote:

at times like this, it's good to be surrounded by people who care

You are?

1. the not dead

2. some lameass looking for trouble

3. the guy that signed up one day before you. boy did we take different paths :shock:

Yeah, hombre, you took a different path. It appears to have stopped multiple times at the Ponderosa dessert bar, too. By which I mean, I saw you out a few times over the summer/early autumn, and you've gotten ghat. So was your girlfriend/wife/punk-rock princess... And, prolly your shorty, too.

... About that: you teaching your little girl to shop-lift yet, or is that for when she's a little older and has larger hands?

nickisnotdead · **Joined:** Fri Dec 03, 2004 1:18 am **Posts:** 706

frosted Wrote:

Funny what people assume they know about people like Pitt.

I'd wager he's anything but dumb.

Not all celebrities are dumb, ya know.

Even Dolph Lundgren has a masters in engineering.

Yeah, thanks. I thought they were all stupid. Always the contrarian with you. You're also the guy who thinks billy clinton has brains. You're also the guy that scolds people for posting about drug taking, and then post about how much booze he consumes :roll:

DumpJack · **Posted:** Sat Jan 14, 2006 5:02 pm

nickisnotdead Wrote:

frosted Wrote:

Funny what people assume they know about people like Pitt.

I'd wager he's anything but dumb.

Not all celebrities are dumb, ya know.

Even Dolph Lundgren has a masters in engineering.

Yeah, thanks. I thought they were all stupid. Always the contrarian with you. You're also the guy who thinks billy clinton has brains. You're also the guy that scolds people for posting about drug taking, and then post about how much booze he consumes :roll:

Are you sure about that?

Radcliffe · **Posted:** Sat Jan 14, 2006 5:09 pm

montythemongoose Wrote:

Yeah, hombre, you took a different path. It appears to have stopped multiple times at the Ponderosa dessert bar, too. By which I mean, I saw you out a few times over the summer/early autumn, and you've gotten ghat. So was your girlfriend/wife/punk-rock princess... And, prolly your shorty, too.

... About that: you teaching your little girl to shop-lift yet, or is that for when she's a little older and has larger hands?

I wonder if it's worth the effort to decode that post.

nickisnotdead · **Joined:** Fri Dec 03, 2004 1:18 am **Posts:** 706

montythemongoose Wrote:

Yeah, hombre, you took a different path. It appears to have stopped multiple times at the Ponderosa dessert bar, too. By which I mean, I saw you out a few times over the summer/early autumn, and you've gotten ghat. So was your girlfriend/wife/punk-rock princess... And, prolly your shorty, too.

... About that: you teaching your little girl to shop-lift yet, or is that for when she's a little older and has larger hands?

Monty, sweetheart, so I made fun of you for being tubby a couple times. I did it because I cared. I know how much looks matter to you, and I just thought you were starting to get down on yourself for letting yourself go like that. You were just always such a grimace face at CMJ, I knew you were not happy being like that. Don't hold it against me.

Love, Nick.

no guru · **Posted:** Sat Jan 14, 2006 5:10 pm

Only person I ever scolded for drug taking was Mark Clark for taking unknown substances as a minor and posting about how awesome it was. Even then it was the people cheering him on that I was annoyed with. But that was ages ago and Lil' Obner didn't die or nuthin'. Water under the self-righteous bridge.

In case you're keeping a scorecard, I'm the one who posts about how he's allergic to hops and sugar and thus SHOULDN'T drink. Not the guy who posts about how much he consumes. That's the other guy.

As for Clinton, he's probably the most intelligent president we've had since Jefferson. A Bubba, yeah, but Bubbas aren't all stupid.
That Bubba can scan complex documents a single time and understand them completely. And remember the details. And the names of everyone who worked on those documents. And whether or not those people had nice asses. Damn sharp Bubba.

nickisnotdead · **Joined:** Fri Dec 03, 2004 1:18 am **Posts:** 706

Quote:

Are you sure about that?

I'm just going by a few of his 10,000 posts at the old CMJ board

no guru · **Posted:** Sat Jan 14, 2006 5:15 pm

Now come on that was frostingspoon. As you can see, I'm frosted. It's not even spelled the same. That guy was bent.

nickisnotdead · **Joined:** Fri Dec 03, 2004 1:18 am **Posts:** 706

Damn quick responses on this board! Alright then Frosted, whatever you say. I'm just assuming, and you've got all the facts straight.

Radcliffe · **Posted:** Sat Jan 14, 2006 5:18 pm

nickisnotdead Wrote:

Damn quick responses on this board!

Yeh, you're used to the CMJ three day lag before you reply to your own post.

no guru · **Posted:** Sat Jan 14, 2006 5:20 pm

It's alright. Just as long as you don't accuse me of being that loon ass moron frostingspoon. Sheesh Almighty on a drippy shitstick, that would be bad.

nickisnotdead · **Joined:** Fri Dec 03, 2004 1:18 am **Posts:** 706

Radcliffe Wrote:

nickisnotdead Wrote:

Damn quick responses on this board!

Yeh, you're used to the CMJ three day lag before you reply to your own post.

No shit! I could also double check for spelling, or maybe even delete a post before anybody saw it.

nickisnotdead · **Joined:** Fri Dec 03, 2004 1:18 am **Posts:** 706

My post-count is swelling!

The Mayor of Simpleton · **Posted:** Sun Jan 15, 2006 12:13 am

mugwump67 Wrote:

Billzebub Wrote:

And the winner for most useless thread...

Yeah, there ain't even a picture of Jennifer in here yet...

Now its useful...and Brad Pitt is a fool!

Yay, at least I'm not the only one who admits to liking Jennifer. I'll take Pitt's castoff any day. Sorry, but Angelina seems like a very, very difficult woman, Jen seems more like the "up for anything," down-home type, who are usually pretty fun.

mugwump67 · **Posted:** Sun Jan 15, 2006 3:41 am

Whofa King cares Wrote:

Sorry, but Angelina seems like a very, very difficult woman, Jen seems more like the "up for anything," down-home type, who are usually pretty fun.

Aye, Pitt's signed up for more than he asked for, I think.

And change that avatar! I get urpy everytime I see that thing!

Dusty Chalk · **Posted:** Sun Jan 15, 2006 4:34 am

nickisnotdead Wrote:

Dusty Chalk Wrote:

nickisnotdead Wrote:

at times like this, it's good to be surrounded by people who care

You are?

1. the not dead

2. some lameass looking for trouble

3. the guy that signed up one day before you. boy did we take different paths :shock:

No, sorry, that wasn't meant to be a Spade-being-receptionist, "and you are...?", it was meant to be a challenging question, as in, "you are surrounded by people who care?" I, for one, do not (about the sexploits of Jennifer Aniston/Brad Pitt/Angelina Jolie/Carrot Top/et al).

nickisnotdead · **Joined:** Fri Dec 03, 2004 1:18 am **Posts:** 706

Dusty Chalk Wrote:

it was meant to be a challenging question, as in, "you are surrounded by people who care?"
I, for one, do not (about the sexploits of Jennifer Aniston/Brad Pitt/Angelina Jolie/Carrot Top/et al).

Dusty Chalk also Wrote:

"I did! (Apparently Laura Prepon has a thing for poker...)"

and

"What about Showgirls -- doesn't have Jennifer Tilly's, but has some other really nice racks...?"

and

"I talk to Jennifer Love Hewitt all the time.

She never responds.

Alright, it's not really Jennifer Love Hewitt, it's a big stand-up cardboard cutout of her.

Alright, it's not really a big stand-up cardboard cutout, neither, it's just me holding my hand out and in a fist and raising and lowering my thumb like its her mouth."

I'm sorry that Jennifer Aniston, Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie, and Carrot Top (wherever that came from) all have such small racks, but as you can see there are enough of us already in this thread that do care about the lovely Jen. Besides, I didn't come here to fight with you. :wink:

MontyTheMongoose · **Posted:** Sun Jan 15, 2006 5:20 am

nickisnotdead Wrote:

montythemongoose Wrote:

Yeah, hombre, you took a different path. It appears to have stopped multiple times at the Ponderosa dessert bar, too. By which I mean, I saw you out a few times over the summer/early autumn, and you've gotten ghat. So was your girlfriend/wife/punk-rock princess... And, prolly your shorty, too.

... About that: you teaching your little girl to shop-lift yet, or is that for when she's a little older and has larger hands?

Monty, sweetheart, so I made fun of you for being tubby a couple times. I did it because I cared. I know how much looks matter to you, and I just thought you were starting to get down on yourself for letting yourself go like that. You were just always such a grimace face at CMJ, I knew you were not happy being like that. Don't hold it against me.

Love, Nick.

Go overthrow the state, or something, with your third-gen, second-rate garage-rock, kiddo.

I know you can do it. You're just that incredible....

nickisnotdead · **Joined:** Fri Dec 03, 2004 1:18 am **Posts:** 706

mugwump67 Wrote:

Pitt's signed up for more than he asked for, I think.

You're not kidding! Check this out. This just broke on E-Online (by Joel Ryan):

Quote:

Please reset your "Brangelina" baby tracking satellite system to Port-au-Prince, Haiti

The unborn child of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie arrived in the combustible Caribbean capital Friday accompanied by his or her famous parents to be. It was the budding baby's first media opportunity since Jolie's pregnancy was confirmed Wednesday. Likewise, it was Pitt and Jolie's first public outing since the news broke.

Mother did all the talking

And owing to Jolie's role as a United Nations goodwill ambassador, all she talked about was the nation that the U.S. government has warned Americans to avoid because of threats of kidnapping, looting and roving militias.

"You hear so much just about the danger and the fear and then you come here and you meet just an amazing people," Jolie said. "Given just a little chance, and given a little help, this is going to be a great country."

Jolie has been in the region at work on The Good Shepherd, a Robert De Niro-directed epic about the history of the CIA. It reportedly was in the Dominican Republic that Jolie confessed to an aid worker that, no, actually she wasn't just bloated.

In Port-au-Prince, Jolie and Pitt visited a school, and "watched children dance and recite poetry," per the Associated Press. More than a PTA-approved date, it was a solid for hip-hop musician Wyclef Jean, who was back in his native land to mark an anniversary for his Yéle Haiti Foundation.

"To have these people [Pitt and Jolie] grace our country is a beautiful thing," Jean said to the wire service.

For those keeping count, Pitt, 42, and Jolie, 30, now have willingly appeared in public together twice since the former's marriage to Jennifer Aniston ended. The first formal photo-op came in Kentucky in October, shortly after the Pitt-Aniston divorce was finalized.

mugwump67 · **Posted:** Sun Jan 15, 2006 3:25 pm

nickisnotdead Wrote:

mugwump67 Wrote:

Pitt's signed up for more than he asked for, I think.

You're not kidding! Check this out. This just broke on E-Online (by Joel Ryan):

Now I am glad that Jolie's socially conscious and all, but I'm afriad that this kid's going to turn into the Antichrist just so he/she/it can rebel against her.

"Oh....you possessed another Nanny and killed her? You really shouldn't do that. But you are soooo creative, how can I be mad?"

Thanks for changing that avatar BTW, I mean I'm all for naked armpits and all that (I mean, who isn't?) , but the whole licking her own armpits after excercising was a bit much.

Just doing my part to keep this thread sticky!

no guru · **Posted:** Sun Jan 15, 2006 3:29 pm

I admire Jolie greatly. I'd also be ascared of her if I actually knew her.

Dusty Chalk · **Posted:** Sun Jan 15, 2006 5:28 pm

nickisnotdead Wrote:

Besides, I didn't come here to fight with you.

Dude, we're not fighting. I was just clarifying my statement. You still stuck on that "...and you are...?" -- I didn't mean that at all. I'm just expressing my great disinterest in this story.

And I can be interested in other celebrities without being interested in the shag-nanigans of these three. L, I even like that Rolling Stone pic of Jen -- still totally disinterested in the three-headed media love child that is this triangle story.

Charli · **Posted:** Sun Jan 15, 2006 6:14 pm

Actually, I'm in the minority that it would be Jen who would be the hard to live with one. She seems like a high maintenance pissy one. Anyone who spends that much time counting calories on diet plans has issues, especially when they're already near fucking anorexic.

Plus add her statements over the years about how she doesn't believe in true love or monogamy(damn right she said that two years ago in an interview).

Nah, Angie seems cooler. Jen seems too fucking uptight.

mugwump67 · **Posted:** Sun Jan 15, 2006 6:20 pm

Charli Wrote:

Plus add her statements over the years about how she doesn't believe in true love or monogamy(

She doesn't believe in monogamy? You mean I can still hope?Whoooheeeee!

nickisnotdead · **Joined:** Fri Dec 03, 2004 1:18 am **Posts:** 706

Charli Wrote:

Actually, I'm in the minority that it would be Jen who would be the hard to live with one. She seems like a high maintenance pissy one. Anyone who spends that much time counting calories on diet plans has issues, especially when they're already near fucking anorexic.

Plus add her statements over the years about how she doesn't believe in true love or monogamy(damn right she said that two years ago in an interview).

Nah, Angie seems cooler. Jen seems too fucking uptight.

In my fantasy scenarios, Angelina is the girl you could get high with and then maybe go to a poetry slam, or go see a foreign film with.

Jennifer is the one that would be the sweetest person in the world when she was alone with me. It wouldn't matter to me how she was with other people. Come on now. Most women think like this too. As long as their man is nice to them, they don't care if he's an ass to others.

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