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PostPosted: Tue Jan 17, 2006 4:18 pm 
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has the most soothing, relaxing, SEXIEST voice ever.

i just got off the phone with him and felt like i could fall asleep listening to the soothing sound of his words. like i could climb inside them and float upstream. like i was lying on a cloud. sigh.

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Some people have voices like that and while soothing for the most part, must be utterly annoying to the person speaking when they are upset or trying to talk loud and brash.

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quit, you had me at "got off"

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it's kinda dangerous....

he could've said ANYTHING and i would just agreed.


just like....i have another client who has the MOST beautiful eyes ever. the first time i met him....i was sitting in his office and he was talking.....and all i could do was look into his eyes. i couldn't hear a word he said. yeah, i was quite a bit beside myself. i think i even had to have him repeat a few things. ha ha.

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This is how Penthouse letters begin

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ha ha. really? i've never read a penthouse letter. :lol:

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for shame....

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Tread lightly Daystar. When I worked in Augusta, the girl who answered the phone at our printer's office had the hottest voice. Smokey and Southern, and many times after I talked to her I nearly had to adjoin to the bathroom/lock the office door....

Then I went to pick up some invites after my assistant quit. OH MY UGLY. and FAAAAAAAAAT. Like 80s, greasy hair, at least 75 lbs overweight, short, bad acne. YELCH!!

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sleepy = sexy?

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ha ha.
i've seen this guy.
definitely not someone i would 'fall' for.
not ugly. but not my type.
(not that i have a type.)

but.....boy i could listen to him talk for hours and hours.

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Senator LooGAR, TX Monger Wrote:
Tread lightly Daystar. When I worked in Augusta, the girl who answered the phone at our printer's office had the hottest voice. Smokey and Southern, and many times after I talked to her I nearly had to adjoin to the bathroom/lock the office door....

Then I went to pick up some invites after my assistant quit. OH MY UGLY. and FAAAAAAAAAT. Like 80s, greasy hair, at least 75 lbs overweight, short, bad acne. YELCH!!



This reminds me of the cartoon we had hanging up in the studio of the station I used to work for :

There's a bawling kid, & an adult consoling said kid - with the caption "There, there, it's OK...I remember when I saw my first radio DJ in person, too" or somethin' like that.


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I can listen to Ken Nordine talk for hours, but he's TOTALLY not my type.

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Senator LooGAR, TX Monger Wrote:
Tread lightly Daystar. When I worked in Augusta, the girl who answered the phone at our printer's office had the hottest voice. Smokey and Southern, and many times after I talked to her I nearly had to adjoin to the bathroom/lock the office door....

Then I went to pick up some invites after my assistant quit. OH MY UGLY. and FAAAAAAAAAT. Like 80s, greasy hair, at least 75 lbs overweight, short, bad acne. YELCH!!


Girl I went to college/worked on the school paper w/ had the killer combo; perfectly seductive/playful phone sex voice AND was smoking hot to boot. Incredible. She works as a development manager for a local art gallery and I see her quite often, and at the end of every encounter I'm left thinking, "Man, if it weren't for the fact that her husband is such a good guy I'd make up for the regret I have over the May 1998 night when she ended up drunk and randy in my dorm room while I was stricken with a debilitating case of the drunk and aloof."

What were we talking about again?

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i don't care how hott a guy was....i don't think i could get over their having a horrible voice.

but....
i could get over the 'non-hottness' if the voice was mesmerizing, i think.

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nobody beats The Wiz

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I love a good phone voice. There are two women in my work past whom I want to track down for the sole purpose of hearing their voices on the phone again.

I have a pretty decent phone voice. Not good when my nose is congested (which is most of the time, lately), but I've had it likened to "liquid chocolate" before.

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i've been told i have a good phone voice.
but i HATE hearing it on answering machines and such.....so, i don't know that i believe it.

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I'm told often what a good voice I have. What most people don't know is the twenty-plus years it's taken to get that voice -- to rid myself of the Northern Maine wahoo farmboy accent (hard vowels, high speed slurring, etc), to get past the chronic sinus problems and the bruxism damage and sound good for the sake of reading news and announcing stuff. I sound good because my job requires it. If I'd pursued a different career, I'd sound like a Yankee Boomhauer like so many of my relatives.


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frosted Wrote:
I'm told often what a good voice I have. What most people don't know is the twenty-plus years it's taken to get that voice -- to rid myself of the Northern Maine wahoo farmboy accent (hard vowels, high speed slurring, etc), to get past the chronic sinus problems and the bruxism damage and sound good for the sake of reading news and announcing stuff. I sound good because my job requires it. If I'd pursued a different career, I'd sound like a Yankee Boomhauer like so many of my relatives.


i have a new neighbor and her parents just helped her move in. they are from some small town (can't remember) in norhtern maine. they had the spookiest voices ever. nice people but i couldn't hear what they said cuz i just kept thinking about how creepy they sounded.


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but.....boy i could listen to him talk for hours and hours.


someone get this guy a career in reading books on tape.

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Heard the best white trash accent I have EVER encountered on the way back up to WI the other night, in kentucky. I don't mean "southern." I have that one when I drink and get excited. I mean "roadhouse." She was a waitress at an appleby's (hadda gift certificate, got something with buffalo sauce on it).

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"Y'see-at man over'r? Thas mah diddy!"

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"Do you see that man over there? That's my daddy." The best was the "over'r" for "over there." Like Over, but with stress on the second syllable. Rrrrred.

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I'm told often what a good voice I have. What most people don't know is the twenty-plus years it's taken to get that voice -- to rid myself of the Northern Maine wahoo farmboy accent (hard vowels, high speed slurring, etc), to get past the chronic sinus problems and the bruxism damage and sound good for the sake of reading news and announcing stuff. I sound good because my job requires it. If I'd pursued a different career, I'd sound like a Yankee Boomhauer like so many of my relatives.


i have a new neighbor and her parents just helped her move in. they are from some small town (can't remember) in norhtern maine. they had the spookiest voices ever. nice people but i couldn't hear what they said cuz i just kept thinking about how creepy they sounded.


"I knowdferonething wepreshate yez movin the christez shit off the truck there frigg-a iaintfuckin lyin"


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THAT"S IT!!!!!!!


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Loog's story reminded me of the video for Aerosmith's "Sweet Emotions", where it shows the phone sex operator at the end who was really the overweight, white trash, mother of countless hellions ironing and holding a baby.

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Or something like that.

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