What's come over me?

Could be the quest for 2000.

I won't be topped.

(She said)

I can literally smell 1800 now.

No, that's Listerine.

As was I, actually. To make it up to you I will allow you to ask me a personal question I will answer publicly.

imma get my 3000th in this thread too

So either my username will be in the title of the most mega-ist thread ever or you'll bump this at a future date and remind everyone just how cool (and warm because of the scarves) I am. Awesome.

i'm still drunk.

+1

home brew, not listerine.

-1

It's okay Colin, I share, but with all I've heard of your home brew, I'm pretty sure you're the winner here.

were i in vermont, we would. you make the bottle look so good.

Shucks. Thank you.

The mixing of Listerine and beer... I think that would be some very enertaining dual drunken posting right there.

I'd work on that, but i only have that damn wussy citrus listerine.

That is what's pictured. From experience, the sexiest of all the Listerines.

I just described Listerine as 'sexy' and I'm sober. Huh.

"he looks deeply into those eyes, and as, if in a dream, goes to the medicine cabinet. the bottle beckons. a sip, nay, a draught, awaits."

I love it. It's the Sexy Listerine Story Hour with Colin! Everyone! Gather 'round! This is gonna be gooood.

nope. that's it, i'm spent.

radcliffe i ain't, folks. just a drunk, lonely, re-singled divorceé.

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wait, let me make it funny . . . uh . . . wokka wokka wokka?

You've more than "made" my night, so you're all good.

for some reason, the quotation marks really work. i'm using that.


whoo-boy, i really am drunk, aren't i?

Maybe. I will now lift my glass of ice water and drink to you. Oh yeah, that's right. Ice water. That's how rock I am.

ice water. vermont. january 19th. definitely hardcore.

now i'm cold.

and drunk.

There are certainly many cold factors going on, which all contribute to how wonderful cuddling under a down blanket feels.

How can we really know your drunk if you don't tpey lik thes?

i'm maintaining, friend, maintaining. and typing slowly, for pavement's sake. and openly flirting, which is very uncharacteristic of me. that should probably let most folks on the board know that i am at least a couple sheets out to windward.

m'kay?

yowza.

S'kay. I appreciate your manual dexterity. I'm annoyed by incoherent drunken typing.

it's better to have happy, effusive, boisterous (yet still largely coherent) typing, right? i miss how my old alcoholic roommate would add more polysyllabic words the drunker he got.

No, I'm definitely drunk enough that I'll need to rehydrate before turning in.