me too.

i can dislocate all of my joints at once.

Can we somehow combine this tongue length with the auto-fellatio thing?

Another threat to my flacidity.

i can make that drip sound with my mouth by flicking my cheek. (see cameron in ferris bueller's... - restaurant scene)

i can make one eye go cross-eyed while keeping the other one completely straight.
it's a big hit amongst my friends in crowded places. and it scares people on the shuttle that takes skiers from the parking lot to the slopes.

i can make a chick drip by flicking my tongue, but i guess that's not really the same thing now, is it?

hott.

Make a pig grunt noise without opening my mouth
Snap my fingers, woo ha!
Wiggle my nose and ears
Type around 70 wpm
Raise one eybrow which always comes in handy when someone says something incredulous or enticing

Oh, yeah, I can do this too - but with either eyebrow! It's great when someone says two particularly intriguing (dumb or otherwise) things in a row.

I can only do it with my right eyebrow.

i can fly.

Female ejaculation.

:thumbsup:
:rawr::rawr:

I can only do it with my left.
Same with the Billy Idol upper lip thing. Only on the left.

Z-does she cry mo', mo', mo'

I can play a drum machine like it's a real drum kit.

I always know the right amount of time to leave something in the microwave. I don't care whose microwave it is, or what kind of power it has, it's cooked perfectly.

I can do this, too. It's a great way to pretend you're blind, if you ever need to.

You guys with the eyebrows are making me think of The Rock in Get Shorty.Awesome!I'm in.

I can do lots of tongue tricks -- I can roll it side-to-side, as well as front to back, I can flip it over one way, then th'other, and I can make that popping sound without using my hands.

I can also roll my lower lip inside out like monkeys do. For the upper one, I use my tongue.

WINNER!!!!!!!!!!!!

dude, you need to live in my office. we'll pay you.

I can also raise either eyebrow and turn my tongue upside down. I can curl my tongue into a tube; which I've heard is actually a genetically-inherited trait.

The way you cross your arms (right-over-left vs. left-over-right) is also supposedly genetic. Try crossing them the other way--doesn't it feel completely wrong?

i thought it had to do with what was your strong side, but after a short survey among friends, i am inclined to believe it's genetic.

I can cross my arms either way. I can also drive with my left hand, even though I'm right-handed. I can't masturbate left-handed, though. (Insert 'makes it feel like someone else is doing it' joke here.)

I can catch food in my mouth thrown towards me from a long way away

I can passibly function on most substances

nice, as most can't...even if they think they can

Alcohol only up to a limit - people always ask me to drive their cars thinking im sober when ive just downed a six pack (i dont of course) - but 12 or so and im pretty smashed

and Nos will have me rolling on the floor laughing

acid, shrooms, pot - all good though