things you can't do

Billzebub · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 10:26 pm **Posts:** 6459

dnorwood Wrote:

whistle with fingers

The Mayor of Simpleton · **Posted:** Fri Jan 20, 2006 2:25 pm

Z Wrote:

Stop Breathin' Wrote:

Yail Bloor Wrote:

How the hell can so many of you not swim?

more black folks on the board than we originally thought.

i had never heard anyone say that until i started this job. one of the guys has a boat and usually invites everyone from the department out for a day on the lake and someone said that one of the women couldn't go because she can't swim and she was like, "who says i can't swim?!" and then it turned out to be the other black woman in the department that can't swim.

This sounds like something straight out of The Office.

Stop Breathin' · **Posted:** Fri Jan 20, 2006 2:26 pm

Whofa King cares Wrote:

Z Wrote:

Stop Breathin' Wrote:

Yail Bloor Wrote:

How the hell can so many of you not swim?

more black folks on the board than we originally thought.

i had never heard anyone say that until i started this job. one of the guys has a boat and usually invites everyone from the department out for a day on the lake and someone said that one of the women couldn't go because she can't swim and she was like, "who says i can't swim?!" and then it turned out to be the other black woman in the department that can't swim.

This sounds like something straight out of The Office.

it's true, though.

The Mayor of Simpleton · **Posted:** Fri Jan 20, 2006 2:27 pm

Aural Fixation Wrote:

I can't stop thinking about sex.

". . . always hungry for somethin' I haven't had yet . . . "?

I'm seriously stunned no one's responded to this one yet.

katie, a princess · **Posted:** Fri Jan 20, 2006 2:28 pm

can't juggle

DumpJack · **Posted:** Fri Jan 20, 2006 2:30 pm

Whofa King cares Wrote:

Aural Fixation Wrote:

I can't stop thinking about sex.

". . . always hungry for somethin' I haven't had yet . . . "?

I'm seriously stunned no one's responded to this one yet.

Isn't it 'I been thinkin' 'bout, thinkin' 'bout sex'

Billzebub · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 10:26 pm **Posts:** 6459

You can't get romantic on a subway line.

Z · **Joined:** Sat Oct 23, 2004 1:38 pm **Posts:** 7979

dnorwood Wrote:

see those damn 3-d images that were popular in the mid 90s

oh, me neither. those were always on the last page of the sunday comics and then they replaced the spot for calvin & hobbes, which had some of the finest sundays in newspaper comic history. and i always hated that this stupid 3D thing replaced one of my favorite comics.

Cotton · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 6:12 pm **Posts:** 17155

I can't have sex in the champagne room.

MontyTheMongoose · **Posted:** Fri Jan 20, 2006 2:59 pm

dnorwood Wrote:

see those damn 3-d images that were popular in the mid 90s

Z · **Joined:** Sat Oct 23, 2004 1:38 pm **Posts:** 7979

i apparently cannot write a checkmark properly. and i'm a proofreader, so i write between twenty and a few hundred checkmarks everyday, but they all look like Vs.

Stop Breathin' · **Posted:** Fri Jan 20, 2006 5:15 pm

Z Wrote:

i apparently cannot write a checkmark properly. and i'm a proofreader, so i write between twenty and a few hundred checkmarks everyday, but they all look like Vs.

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