welll iy'd kinda no on nmow cause ruisssel is on here now but i thought i'd teel you about about my office nighyt out/

i funnoyu i 3was alright ontil the fresh air hit me,

Anywata i work in coarbridhge with ius noty likwe firszt division hard like Cranhill or Hagihill o r szomething like tyhat but it's definately second divisain hards so iniitialluy we were just in the ofggcice 3eating pizza and stuff and russell is going on and on about wheat breet from germany and i say ok i';ll try it.,

S after that 2e wen t out to the pub and bear in mind this is coatybridge/ so we go to thre pub caaled the Vulcan and I got to the toilet and thids guy starts hassling me./ And i don' t say anything but he#'snot just some need he's like a bear. And he's daying "go to the girsl toilert" vcos I have long har and just starts ,mouthing off so I tell everyone and we move pubs and this pubs is even worse! I can't remenber the name Mybe something like Lochmort ot something.

So this place is completely fucking mental and I try to go to the tioilet again and to get there i haved to walk through th Pool Room and tere's all these hard cases millinh about acting tought and I gho through there and this big guy grabs mw anbd says something abouy bneing a spatic. And he's like grab my shirt and is gfrabinbing and shakinh mre so thats a no 2way am i going backj in there. So every time i neecd a piss i hafd to leave the pub and go across to the Vulcan again cos that wasn't as hard as this place.

then eventually i workjed up enough courage to go through the pool room agfain and it weas ok after that cos I'm quite big and i was pissed and you better not.

so thast ws that. On the way home i say the timetable and it was 18 minutes tak and the train was at 20 minutes past and I had t o run reallyt fast and cause of tmy coridination at that [pont i feel over and i grazxed my hand slight and muy fingers are still numb right noiw bercause of that cause i feel oer qwuit hard. But at least my trousers didn't rip./ cos I can't afforx new trousers/

So I'm home now even though there was all thse hard cunts hanging about Motherwell towen scetnre but they have camera there now CCTV anad stuf f so maye taht put them off.

Snywa way that was my night.

drink much, Darrin?

Is that Gaelic?

thats the best drunk post ever i believe.

whoa. that musta taken some effort.

Darrin's rank must be raised to "the obner v2.0" immediately.

awesome.

archive this shit

He types in Glaswegian dialect when he's drunk.

Wow, bubba...yr. gonna feel worse tomorrow than I did today.

Fuck! Oh, hell yeah, waaaaaay better than a KOCF/Quiche drunken night. Thing is, I've been with Darrin when he's pissed. 'Course, I didn't ask him to type on a keyboard that night.

I'm still laughing over here!!

you gotta give him some props for a valiant attempt at coherency.

isn't gfrabinbing illegal?

I like Ryan's new avatar, because it's like he's saluting Darrin.

i can't even afforx old trousers.

i'm not sure but and this big guy grabs mw could be.

Darrin, think about the children.... Er, child, in this case, he being Quiche/CarrotFlowers/Mark. When even the moderators are drunk-posting, how can we expect any better of the impressionable youth?

I mean, you're a role-model, God-damnit! You're not Ice Cube! Get over the booze, good sir, get over it.