so, I was talking with a friend the other day and she was telling me about a former roommate of hers that had this godawful diet (pretty much an all-chicken fingers diet) and would sometimes get constipated for WEEKS at a time. Has anyone else ever heard of this? This is like the scariest thing Ive ever heard.

Man, I hate pooping. Constipation might not be so bad.

doesnt fecal compaction occur at some point?

Pooping is great, its where I catch up on all my reading.

When the new big takeover comes out, I'll get a shitload (no pun intended...or was it?) of taco bell and read for an hour or so.

that is fucking awesome. KRS said it best when he described his bathroom as "the fortress of solitude".

All I that I know is that girls don't poop.

Yeah, sounds very dangerous / toxic to me. I'm like a clock, and if I'm not, alarms go off.

Was it Whitney Houston?

crack makes you constipated?

You missed the bit where Bobby enlightens us with the story of pulling a turd out of her ass with his fingers, cotton?

are you shocked with a diet like that????

actually.....the scariest thing about your post is her diet

YES I DID i can only hope to god that was in the christmas special.

Ah, the good ole days. Give yourself a few years, boy.

Hate pooping? It's one of the joys of life. Unless, that is, it's one of those churners where the gnomes hit the "liquefy" button.

Waking up any time that's much earlier than usual does this to me. I get The Countdown, usually about 45 minutes after getting up during such conditions. "You have 4 minutes to find a toilet. If you do not find a toilet, you will have to change your clothes. T-minus 3:55...3:54..."

When I travel, I don't shit. Usually when I get home I have a miserable first day back.

Went 8 days in germany on a dare. No wierd repercussions.

That's what my ex-wife was like, as I went merrily tramping into the woods with my shovel and roll of toilet paper. She also couldn't function well in public restrooms (with either #1 or #2). Shy, shy excretory system, that woman. Oh, and when she had a migraine it was like she was a tube of toothpaste being squeezed out from both ends . . . quite unpleasant.

Had to cut a run short this morning becasue of this.

Me to FEMCap'N: "Uh, yeah, I'm gonna have to desert you now."

Her: "Why?"

Me: "I gotta go" *Immediatley take a left toward home*

The only way this would ever work is if she had bulemia.

There's no feeling worse than when you get a shit attack on the subway.

Add this to your list of positives that have come out of the divorce.

I just pooped.

I have this problem. It can start to suck after a couple of days... Same and same with public bathrooms too. I mean, I gotta go, but my body just won't let me. And I have a horrible diet too, but things still usually move along they way they should...






P.S. Girls do too poop!! Get THAT vision outta your head!! Bwahahaha!!!
edit: spelling

I wondered if she'd gotten back early... and that's the second time this has happened, no?