a co-worker who pissed me off.

Some random cd off a shelf. Flipped it like a frisbee and took his hat off with it.

Is it still assault if he's an inbred redneck?

would be better if it was one of those romantic pan-pipes albums

when he sues you in civil court, if he saw it coming, its assault. if it also hit him, it's battery as well. if he did't see it coming, no assault, only battery.

there is no affirmative defense of redneckery.

Zamfir! *swoon*

Can I hire you to throw cd's at my redneck brother in law's head?

Ill throw anything at anyone for money

Actually it probably shows a bit too much of my goober side to reveal I'm even capable of tossing cd's like frisbees. Skeet!

Must've done something reeeally good to warrant that.

Well, it's more a matter of 7 years worth of his irritiating myopic prejudiced bullshit. But this time he happened to be babbling on about "them damned Indians and their special privileges" and he mentioned by name someone who was just killed in a truck accident. Someone related to me. He didn't know this tribal chief was an in-law. I kept a smile on my face when I flipped the CD at him, so he assumed I was just being faux-angry. But I pretty much have wanted to injure him for several years.