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What is he?
Monger 11%  11%  [ 2 ]
Jail 5%  5%  [ 1 ]
Gar 11%  11%  [ 2 ]
QUAL 32%  32%  [ 6 ]
meh 21%  21%  [ 4 ]
rrrrebound 21%  21%  [ 4 ]
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 Post subject: Mongering "morning"
PostPosted: Thu Jan 26, 2006 3:29 pm 
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situation:

wake up around 11:30 with a managable hangover, a pile of clothes next to the bed that smell like stripper perfume, and a desire to monger.

solution:

two fried egg on english muffin sammiches, glass o' milk, glass o' oj, vat o' coffee, water, cigarettes, laptop balanced on knee on back porch.

garb:

flannel pj bottoms, no shirt, burgundy terrycloth robe, and slippers.

bonus:

I don't have anything I HAVE to do on campus until 3:30.

question

Am I [Chuck(e)d, TX] monger now?

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ATL speak is stupid when the ATL crew does it, it's just sad when someone else does it.


nevertheless, stripper perfume is impressive


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ATL speak is stupid when the ATL crew does it, it's just sad when someone else does it.


Does it help my case that when I laughed at that, my head ached a little bit and I coughed some? Time for another smoke, I think.

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spreak engrish please?

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Baby steps, Chuck D, baby steps. Now go out and get yourself some jail time.


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you forgot "True American" in the choices. I am proud of you, my good man.
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you shoulda had a whisky breakfast


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jail time.


Me last night, in the back of the club, in the back of my head: "Are they allowed to do that?"

Then I had a heart attack and died.

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sounds like a good night

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no comment.

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btw, Chuck, kudos... your evening was way more exciting than mine. Picture this: me sitting on an uncomfortable couch, watching "Project Runway," "Lost", "Invasion," VH1 Classic and bits of horrible standup by a cranky conservative Dennis Miller--by myself, while an infant sleeps in the room upstairs. No drinking. No drugs. I was babysitting for a friend who needed someone very last minute.


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paranoidandroid Wrote:
sounds like a good night


there have been a lot of good nights for me this past week.

this is shaping up to be a very good recovery semester - it's pretty clear that my lab just wants me to get all put back together befoer they're going to expect much from me.

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btw, Chuck, kudos... your evening was way more exciting than mine. Picture this: me sitting on an uncomfortable couch, watching "Project Runway," "Lost", "Invasion," VH1 Classic and bits of horrible standup by a cranky conservative Dennis Miller--by myself, while an infant sleeps in the room upstairs. No drinking. No drugs. I was babysitting for a friend who needed someone very last minute.


it started out as just meeting a college bud for happy hour . . . and ended up with his idea of therapy.

i like his idea of therapy.

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dnorwood Wrote:
btw, Chuck, kudos... your evening was way more exciting than mine. Picture this: me sitting on an uncomfortable couch, watching "Project Runway," "Lost", "Invasion," VH1 Classic and bits of horrible standup by a cranky conservative Dennis Miller--by myself, while an infant sleeps in the room upstairs. No drinking. No drugs. I was babysitting for a friend who needed someone very last minute.


and i taped Lost, so i might even watch that before going back to my office.

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You started off ok (11:30, stripper stink in the air), but then you derailed by:

1. Getting vertical. No reason for this, including bathroom / eating. This can always be avoided with a little creativity and a cordless phone.
2. Cooking. See above.
3. Getting anywhere NEAR sunlight. That shit is poison.
4. Actually getting that food into your mouth. I'll bet you used untensiles, too?

Points for effort, though. Now go back inside, find Roadhouse on TNT, put the air on 52, cover up in 3 blankets, and tilt the tv sideways in front of the couch so you don't have to turn your head.

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Cap'n Squirrgle Wrote:
You started off ok (11:30, stripper stink in the air), but then you derailed by:

1. Getting vertical. No reason for this, including bathroom / eating. This can always be avoided with a little creativity and a cordless phone.
2. Cooking. See above.
3. Getting anywhere NEAR sunlight. That shit is poison.
4. Actually getting that food into your mouth. I'll bet you used untensiles, too?

Points for effort, though. Now go back inside, find Roadhouse on TNT, put the air on 52, cover up in 3 blankets, and tilt the tv sideways in front of the couch so you don't have to turn your head.


i'm a newb to all this.

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no comment.


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you shoulda had a whisky breakfast


This would qualify you as a monger.

Either that or if the egg sammiches were dragged through melted cheese on your chest.

You are doing well, tho. I'm proud of you.

And don't for a second think that anyone in ATL actually talks like that. Just me and Bloor and the folks around here. Its more Loogspeak.

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Cap'n Squirrgle Wrote:
You started off ok (11:30, stripper stink in the air), but then you derailed by:

1. Getting vertical. No reason for this, including bathroom / eating. This can always be avoided with a little creativity and a cordless phone.
2. Cooking. See above.
3. Getting anywhere NEAR sunlight. That shit is poison.
4. Actually getting that food into your mouth. I'll bet you used untensiles, too?

Points for effort, though. Now go back inside, find Roadhouse on TNT, put the air on 52, cover up in 3 blankets, and tilt the tv sideways in front of the couch so you don't have to turn your head.


i'm a newb to all this.


well nobody nails it the first time. Your heart's in the right place.

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Cap'n Squirrgle Wrote:
You started off ok (11:30, stripper stink in the air), but then you derailed by:

1. Getting vertical. No reason for this, including bathroom / eating. This can always be avoided with a little creativity and a cordless phone.
2. Cooking. See above.
3. Getting anywhere NEAR sunlight. That shit is poison.
4. Actually getting that food into your mouth. I'll bet you used untensiles, too?

Points for effort, though. Now go back inside, find Roadhouse on TNT, put the air on 52, cover up in 3 blankets, and tilt the tv sideways in front of the couch so you don't have to turn your head.


wow, nailed on the head.

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i need the training from the masters.

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Chuck(e)D Wrote:
i need the training from the masters.


You need to go spend a week at Redlands. Preferrably 2 years ago.

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Cap'n Squirrgle Wrote:
You started off ok (11:30, stripper stink in the air), but then you derailed by:

1. Getting vertical. No reason for this, including bathroom / eating. This can always be avoided with a little creativity and a cordless phone.
2. Cooking. See above.
3. Getting anywhere NEAR sunlight. That shit is poison.
4. Actually getting that food into your mouth. I'll bet you used untensiles, too?

Points for effort, though. Now go back inside, find Roadhouse on TNT, put the air on 52, cover up in 3 blankets, and tilt the tv sideways in front of the couch so you don't have to turn your head.


I alwasy make sure to have a couple bags of deli meat, a block of cheese and a loaf of bread handy to obviate the need for fridge runs. And a knife to ward off evildoers.

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