Mongering "morning"

Senator LooGAR · **Posted:** Thu Jan 26, 2006 4:32 pm

Cap'n Squirrgle Wrote:

Chuck(e)D Wrote:

i need the training from the masters.

You need to go spend a week at Redlands. Preferrably 2 years ago.

Yeah Spring of 2004 through Spring 2005 was PRIME MONGERING time...Sometimes I think about it and just laugh.

and then cry

Chuck D · **Posted:** Thu Jan 26, 2006 4:33 pm

Cap'n Squirrgle Wrote:

Chuck(e)D Wrote:

i need the training from the masters.

You need to go spend a week at Redlands. Preferrably 2 years ago.

the words "french cuffs" and "gravy" both occurred to me at different points last night, and I kinda recall that I was trying to teach my friend Dave some loogspeak.

yeah, and at one point we were walking along sixth street, and i was pointing discreetly and saying "i fuh . . . yep, i fuh that, too . . ."

Senator LooGAR · **Posted:** Thu Jan 26, 2006 4:34 pm

Chuck(e)D Wrote:

Cap'n Squirrgle Wrote:

Chuck(e)D Wrote:

i need the training from the masters.

You need to go spend a week at Redlands. Preferrably 2 years ago.

the words "french cuffs" and "gravy" both occurred to me at different points last night, and I kinda recall that I was trying to teach my friend Dave some loogspeak.

yeah, and at one point we were walking along sixth street, and i was pointing discreetly and saying "i fuh . . . yep, i fuh that, too . . ."

That's awesome. I think ifuh is openly better than stuff like "she's hott"

Cap'n Squirrgle · **Posted:** Thu Jan 26, 2006 4:35 pm

DumpJack Wrote:

Cap'n Squirrgle Wrote:

You started off ok (11:30, stripper stink in the air), but then you derailed by:

1. Getting vertical. No reason for this, including bathroom / eating. This can always be avoided with a little creativity and a cordless phone.
2. Cooking. See above.
3. Getting anywhere NEAR sunlight. That shit is poison.
4. Actually getting that food into your mouth. I'll bet you used untensiles, too?

Points for effort, though. Now go back inside, find Roadhouse on TNT, put the air on 52, cover up in 3 blankets, and tilt the tv sideways in front of the couch so you don't have to turn your head.

I alwasy make sure to have a couple bags of deli meat, a block of cheese and a loaf of bread handy to obviate the need for fridge runs. And a knife to ward off evildoers.

in the nightstand, right? I had the minifridge in college stocked with a gigantic tub of homemade tuna salad, as well as beer, so that on sundays I could stay in there till the crack of 4:30 pm.

HaqDiesel · **Posted:** Thu Jan 26, 2006 4:45 pm

sounds like a tasty breakfast, but i'm not checking any of those unfortunate choices.

discostu · **Posted:** Thu Jan 26, 2006 4:47 pm

Ok, since I found the following, it makes more sense:

Chuck(e)D Wrote:

SpontaneousPoet Wrote:

Do elaborate.

saw an old friend for the first time in years . . . he dropped about 500 large on me at a high-falutin' strip club . . . I had young'uns telling me that I had a nice smile and that everything would work out just fine (re: the divorce) for the last 4 hours. I am drunker than drunk and have had to tell beautiful young women that "you're the (5th, 6th, 7th) topless lady I've ever had in my lap before". One of them scratched my sides and called me gorgeous, so I am . . . . JAIL!!!! right now.

First naked ladies I've seen in years and years and years.

I smell like nubile young (professional) woman right now.

such a good night . . . 'cept i'm all riled up now.

I was going to go with Gar, but no, you're not there yet. QUAL was the night, no?
sidenote: I love hearing about guys finding their inner mong.

DumpJack · **Posted:** Thu Jan 26, 2006 4:48 pm

Cap'n Squirrgle Wrote:

DumpJack Wrote:

Cap'n Squirrgle Wrote:

You started off ok (11:30, stripper stink in the air), but then you derailed by:

1. Getting vertical. No reason for this, including bathroom / eating. This can always be avoided with a little creativity and a cordless phone.
2. Cooking. See above.
3. Getting anywhere NEAR sunlight. That shit is poison.
4. Actually getting that food into your mouth. I'll bet you used untensiles, too?

Points for effort, though. Now go back inside, find Roadhouse on TNT, put the air on 52, cover up in 3 blankets, and tilt the tv sideways in front of the couch so you don't have to turn your head.

I alwasy make sure to have a couple bags of deli meat, a block of cheese and a loaf of bread handy to obviate the need for fridge runs. And a knife to ward off evildoers.

in the nightstand, right? I had the minifridge in college stocked with a gigantic tub of homemade tuna salad, as well as beer, so that on sundays I could stay in there till the crack of 4:30 pm.

I got a cooler, that I throw shit in, room for beer, deli, cheese, knife. Keep my smokes in my headband. It's like a mongering kit.

Cotton · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 6:12 pm **Posts:** 17155

Senator Top Cat LooGAR Wrote:

That's awesome. I think ifuh is openly better than stuff like "she's hott"

wel, it is a tricky code to crack.

Cap'n Squirrgle · **Posted:** Thu Jan 26, 2006 4:50 pm

"Break glass in case of crippling hangover"

Senator LooGAR · **Posted:** Thu Jan 26, 2006 4:51 pm

Cap'n Squirrgle Wrote:

"Break glass in case of crippling hangover"

That's all fine and good, but true mongers ain't boy scouts, so they ain't prepared.

The best is when you wake up, crack a beer, and order Chi Foo...

And then pour the Won Ton Soup all over yourself.

DumpJack · **Posted:** Thu Jan 26, 2006 4:56 pm

Senator Top Cat LooGAR Wrote:

Cap'n Squirrgle Wrote:

"Break glass in case of crippling hangover"

That's all fine and good, but true mongers ain't boy scouts, so they ain't prepared.

The best is when you wake up, crack a beer, and order Chi Foo...

And then pour the Won Ton Soup all over yourself.

If you don't got meat, cheese and beer in the fridge, then it ain't much of a fridge, boyo. If you haven't used some part of your torso to cut a sandwich, then you're just not livin'.

FT · **Posted:** Thu Jan 26, 2006 5:35 pm

I just want to go on record as saying I am a huge fan of full-throttle single Colin P.

Chuck D · **Posted:** Thu Jan 26, 2006 5:59 pm

discostu Wrote:

Ok, since I found the following, it makes more sense:

Chuck(e)D Wrote:

SpontaneousPoet Wrote:

Do elaborate.

saw an old friend for the first time in years . . . he dropped about 500 large on me at a high-falutin' strip club . . . I had young'uns telling me that I had a nice smile and that everything would work out just fine (re: the divorce) for the last 4 hours. I am drunker than drunk and have had to tell beautiful young women that "you're the (5th, 6th, 7th) topless lady I've ever had in my lap before". One of them scratched my sides and called me gorgeous, so I am . . . . JAIL!!!! right now.

First naked ladies I've seen in years and years and years.

I smell like nubile young (professional) woman right now.

such a good night . . . 'cept i'm all riled up now.

I was going to go with Gar, but no, you're not there yet. QUAL was the night, no?
sidenote: I love hearing about guys finding their inner mong.

it started out just being a simple happy hour and ended up a happy night. I can't believe how well I rode the line between drunk and shitfaced all evening. Even before we headed to the stripclub I was catching ladies' eyes all over the place.

I think that some good is coming of all of this.

Chuck D · **Posted:** Thu Jan 26, 2006 6:00 pm

FT® Wrote:

I just want to go on record as saying I am a huge fan of full-throttle single Colin P.

Who knew? WHO KNEW?

I sure as hell didn't.

HaqDiesel · **Posted:** Thu Jan 26, 2006 7:19 pm

Chuck(e)D Wrote:

I think that some good ass is coming of all of this.

Chuck D · **Posted:** Thu Jan 26, 2006 8:03 pm

HaqDiesel Wrote:

Chuck(e)D Wrote:

I think that some good ass is coming of all of this.

mmm . . . hope so.

Dusty Chalk · **Posted:** Thu Jan 26, 2006 8:30 pm

Chuck(e)D Wrote:

wake up around 11:30 with a managable hangover, a pile of clothes next to the bed that smell like stripper perfume, and a desire to monger....Am I [Chuck(e)d, TX] monger now?

Dam, dude, you're easily my favourite hungover poster. That's, like, poetry.

Chuck D · **Posted:** Thu Jan 26, 2006 8:32 pm

Dusty Chalk Wrote:

Chuck(e)D Wrote:

wake up around 11:30 with a managable hangover, a pile of clothes next to the bed that smell like stripper perfume, and a desire to monger....Am I [Chuck(e)d, TX] monger now?

Dam, dude, you're easily my favourite hungover poster. That's, like, poetry.

Thanks . . . I appreesh.

beachy · **Posted:** Thu Jan 26, 2006 10:41 pm

Chuck(e)D Wrote:

situation:

wake up around 11:30 with a managable hangover, a pile of clothes next to the bed that smell like stripper perfume, and a desire to monger.

solution:

two fried egg on english muffin sammiches, glass o' milk, glass o' oj, vat o' coffee, water, cigarettes, laptop balanced on knee on back porch.

garb:

flannel pj bottoms, no shirt, burgundy terrycloth robe, and slippers.

bonus:

I don't have anything I HAVE to do on campus until 3:30.

question

Am I [Chuck(e)d, TX] monger now?

I vote for going back to Sugar's

Daytime is the right time for being in a strip club, IMH(orny)O

Chuck D · **Posted:** Thu Jan 26, 2006 11:37 pm

beachy Wrote:

Chuck(e)D Wrote:

situation:

wake up around 11:30 with a managable hangover, a pile of clothes next to the bed that smell like stripper perfume, and a desire to monger.

solution:

two fried egg on english muffin sammiches, glass o' milk, glass o' oj, vat o' coffee, water, cigarettes, laptop balanced on knee on back porch.

garb:

flannel pj bottoms, no shirt, burgundy terrycloth robe, and slippers.

bonus:

I don't have anything I HAVE to do on campus until 3:30.

question

Am I [Chuck(e)d, TX] monger now?

I vote for going back to Sugar's

Daytime is the right time for being in a strip club, IMH(orny)O

dude, there's no way i (or my libido) can afford that sheezy.

Sketch · **Posted:** Fri Jan 27, 2006 5:23 am

Living vicariously through my namesake

Chuck D · **Posted:** Fri Jan 27, 2006 5:26 am

Sketch Wrote:

Living vicariously through my namesake

colinswoods rule.

Mongering "morning"

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