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i wonder if this guy was a rampant racist. he had to have been, right?
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i wonder if this guy was a rampant racist. he had to have been, right?


I think you're confusing him with Col. Sanders.

I always thought Orville looked slightly effeminate. A little sweet maybe.

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i wonder if this guy was a rampant racist. he had to have been, right?


I think you're confusing him with Col. Sanders.

I always thought Orville looked slightly effeminate. A little sweet maybe.


I always thought he was J. Carter's gay Uncle.

And Col. Sanders gives THEM what they want, what's racist 'bout that?

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I understand that you, of all people, know this crisis and, in your own way, are working to address it. You, the madras-pantsed julip-sipping Southern cracker and me, the oldman hippie California fruit cake are brothers in the struggle to save our country.

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Deliver Col. Sanders down to Davey Jones' locker

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i have a photograph of my parents with colonel sanders.
i think they managed a store when i was an uber infant.
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This is not the face of tolerance:
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I bet Neil Clark Warren was Orville's young lover when Reddo was an old fart, regardless of Warren's claim he "knows little about the homosexual lifestyle."

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i have a photograph of my parents with colonel sanders.
i think they managed a store when i was an uber infant.


they have imposters now who randomly show up at stores. It happened to me about a year while me and my dad were slopping down some fried chicken. I was like, "look dad, Colonel Sanders" He said something to the effect of, "that job must suck, I hope he's at least a regional manager"

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Speaking of Orville, this hot chick comes to our door in the dark at around 7:30 at night, and I open the door thinking it's one of our new neighbors. She's going on about how she is with some Ohio Citizen action group or something and they get companies to stop unhealthy practices and such. Their current project is getting Orville Redenbacher to sotp making their microwave popcorn because they use tephlon in the bags, and it gets on the food. She went on about how it was unhealthy to ingest tephlon, and that like 95% of the population had it in their system. I said I couldn't give money, so she replies that they take letters written to local grocery store managers also, so I wrote this letter asking my grocery store manager to pull the product because I wouldn't buy it. The girl comes back like an hour later to get my letter.
She said they have been successful in 100% of their campaigns.
She also didn't know what the harms were in ingesting tephlon. I asked her if all the manufacturers used tephlon, and she didn't know that either. So I went and made my usual bag of Pop Secret popcorn. :D Did I mention the chic was hot?
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I bet Sanders wasn't specifically racist. My guess would be he didn't have much toleration for anyone except himself. Probably couldn't brook incompetence, and competence was defined by himself alone.


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It's funny how Col. Sanders grew his goatee on his turkey neck.

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apparently ingesting teflon makes you substitute f's with ph's

beware phisheads.

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Yail Bloor Wrote:
ayah Wrote:
i have a photograph of my parents with colonel sanders.
i think they managed a store when i was an uber infant.


they have imposters now who randomly show up at stores. It happened to me about a year while me and my dad were slopping down some fried chicken. I was like, "look dad, Colonel Sanders" He said something to the effect of, "that job must suck, I hope he's at least a regional manager"


How do dudes like Col. Sanders imposters stack up to your maxim that "Anyone who wears costumes for they job = SORRY"?

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harry Wrote:
I understand that you, of all people, know this crisis and, in your own way, are working to address it. You, the madras-pantsed julip-sipping Southern cracker and me, the oldman hippie California fruit cake are brothers in the struggle to save our country.

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apparently ingesting teflon makes you substitute f's with ph's

beware phisheads.


motherphucker!
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Senator Top Cat LooGAR Wrote:
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i have a photograph of my parents with colonel sanders.
i think they managed a store when i was an uber infant.


they have imposters now who randomly show up at stores. It happened to me about a year while me and my dad were slopping down some fried chicken. I was like, "look dad, Colonel Sanders" He said something to the effect of, "that job must suck, I hope he's at least a regional manager"


How do dudes like Col. Sanders imposters stack up to your maxim that "Anyone who wears costumes for they job = SORRY"?


See Big Rick's comments.....

Not even in the same fucking ballpark as the people that dress up in animal costumes and stand on street corners waving you on to this or that business. I actually feel really bad for those people. But yeah, they sorry.

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Yail Bloor Wrote:
Senator Top Cat LooGAR Wrote:
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ayah Wrote:
i have a photograph of my parents with colonel sanders.
i think they managed a store when i was an uber infant.


they have imposters now who randomly show up at stores. It happened to me about a year while me and my dad were slopping down some fried chicken. I was like, "look dad, Colonel Sanders" He said something to the effect of, "that job must suck, I hope he's at least a regional manager"


How do dudes like Col. Sanders imposters stack up to your maxim that "Anyone who wears costumes for they job = SORRY"?


See Big Rick's comments.....

Not even in the same fucking ballpark as the people that dress up in animal costumes and stand on street corners waving you on to this or that business. I actually feel really bad for those people. But yeah, they sorry.

Yeah, I remember that you had a particular place in your heart for people with jobs like that. I'd love to be a Col. Sanders imposter. I think that shit would be a great job. Go in, glad hand, dress like a KY Col., light homeless people on fire.

I guess its kind of like my life with a seersucker suit, string tie, and dyed white hair and Buddy Holly Glasses ;)

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harry Wrote:
I understand that you, of all people, know this crisis and, in your own way, are working to address it. You, the madras-pantsed julip-sipping Southern cracker and me, the oldman hippie California fruit cake are brothers in the struggle to save our country.

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it was 1957.
i think he was the real deal.
mmmm...maybe not...dunno.
i'll get the smoking gun on it pronto.

i'm a bitch but certtainly not a liar.
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I'll admit to being a little fascinated by the Col. Sanders impersonator. I couldn't bring myself to make eye contact though.

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it was 1957.
i think he was the real deal.
mmmm...maybe not...dunno.
i'll get the smoking gun on it pronto.

i'm a bitch but certtainly not a liar.


oh no, I figured it was the real deal since I correctly assumed that it was back in the day....I was just relating a meaningless anecdote about my personal brush with the mystique that is the Colonel.

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I'll admit to being a little fascinated by the Col. Sanders impersonator. I couldn't bring myself to make eye contact though.


YEah, you don't wanna see the inner depths of a guy like that's soul.

NO BUBBA, NOT HERE!!

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harry Wrote:
I understand that you, of all people, know this crisis and, in your own way, are working to address it. You, the madras-pantsed julip-sipping Southern cracker and me, the oldman hippie California fruit cake are brothers in the struggle to save our country.

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