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This is the best thread I have ever, ever seen on this board.

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[quote="Bloor"]He's either done too much and should stay out of the economy, done too little because unemployment isn't 0%, is a dumb ingrate who wasn't ready for the job or a brilliant mastermind who has taken over all aspects of our lives and is transforming us into a Stalinist style penal economy where Christian Whites are fed into meat grinders. Very confusing[/quote]

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Talk about lighting homeless people on fire.

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I understand that you, of all people, know this crisis and, in your own way, are working to address it. You, the madras-pantsed julip-sipping Southern cracker and me, the oldman hippie California fruit cake are brothers in the struggle to save our country.

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Senator Top Cat LooGAR Wrote:
Yeah, I remember that you had a particular place in your heart for people with jobs like that. I'd love to be a Col. Sanders imposter. I think that shit would be a great job. Go in, glad hand, dress like a KY Col., light homeless people on fire.

I guess its kind of like my life with a seersucker suit, string tie, and dyed white hair and Buddy Holly Glasses ;)


Yeah, that would be fine on a Tuesday, as long as on Thursday you don't have to dress up as Ronald McMonger or The TurdBurglar.....

When I have kids, I'm gonna really try and limit their exposure to McDonalds, but god as my witness, if we are ever eating there and one of those Ronald's come in----WE ARE OUT OF THERE.

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Yeah, I remember that you had a particular place in your heart for people with jobs like that. I'd love to be a Col. Sanders imposter. I think that shit would be a great job. Go in, glad hand, dress like a KY Col., light homeless people on fire.

I guess its kind of like my life with a seersucker suit, string tie, and dyed white hair and Buddy Holly Glasses ;)


Yeah, that would be fine on a Tuesday, as long as on Thursday you don't have to dress up as Ronald McMonger or The TurdBurglar.....

When I have kids, I'm gonna really try and limit their exposure to McDonalds, but god as my witness, if we are ever eating there and one of those Ronald's come in----WE ARE OUT OF THERE.


(involuntary shudder)

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Yail Bloor Wrote:
Senator Top Cat LooGAR Wrote:
Yeah, I remember that you had a particular place in your heart for people with jobs like that. I'd love to be a Col. Sanders imposter. I think that shit would be a great job. Go in, glad hand, dress like a KY Col., light homeless people on fire.

I guess its kind of like my life with a seersucker suit, string tie, and dyed white hair and Buddy Holly Glasses ;)


Yeah, that would be fine on a Tuesday, as long as on Thursday you don't have to dress up as Ronald McMonger or The TurdBurglar.....

When I have kids, I'm gonna really try and limit their exposure to McDonalds, but god as my witness, if we are ever eating there and one of those Ronald's come in----WE ARE OUT OF THERE.


OMFG I have this scene in my head that is too funny. "Grab, Kurtz, Jr. and follow me, don't even THINK about stopping!!" <runs over Ronald on his way to the Truckster> <Peels out on 3 wheels>

What about THE GRAPIST?

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harry Wrote:
I understand that you, of all people, know this crisis and, in your own way, are working to address it. You, the madras-pantsed julip-sipping Southern cracker and me, the oldman hippie California fruit cake are brothers in the struggle to save our country.

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Seriously, my kids can have a sleepover at the Burger King creep-o's house before I let them near ANY of that McD's crew.

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I love those new BK football commercials, not that I'm going to eat there anymore.

Pop Secret Homestyle is the best microwave popcorn out there.

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I love those new BK football commercials, not that I'm going to eat there anymore.


Ditto on both, though I will pop in for a Bacon Croisanwich every now and again.

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I think Colonel Sanders said he didn't want anything to do with KFC at one point because it "was a big hit with negroes".

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Talk about incorporating the Mafia into your business plan.

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shiv Wrote:
Pop Secret Homestyle is the best microwave popcorn out there.


We could be brothers.
I eat a bag of this like every other day.
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OH. NO. HE'S ONE OF THEM.

... Well, he looks Chinese to me.
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shiv Wrote:
I love those new BK football commercials, not that I'm going to eat there anymore.

Pop Secret Homestyle is the best microwave popcorn out there.


Difference is, the BK man has an honest reason for catching the heavy head and falling into the end zone. Steve Young didn't.

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What about Redenbacher's "grandson"? I think he is his
"long time companion".

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must be them eyes. They all rook arike anyway.

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OH. NO. HE'S ONE OF THEM.

... Well, he looks Chinese to me.

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I remember reading somewhere that Harlan Sanders had a black colleague who worked with him for many years. The Colonel used to do things like carry the guy's bags into southern hotels just to fuck with people's heads. I think the article also said Sanders was a good knife-thrower.
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Sanders seems like the guy who doesn't like "dem colored folk".

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shiv Wrote:
Pop Secret Homestyle is the best microwave popcorn out there.


We could be brothers.
I eat a bag of this like every other day.


I brought like 2 bags over my sister's when I was babysitting my nephew. So I popped them and my nephew was like "Hey there's no butter on this!" and almost didn't even want it but after like 2 handfuls he was hooked.

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We had an amazing song on cart at the station, "Colonel Sanders Is Dead" by, I believe, Hoot Mon Hoot. Amazing pop punk tune, I'd give a limb to have a copy.
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Sanders seems like the guy who doesn't like "dem colored folk".


It's the plantation massa suit and late Civil War-era whiskers. Give the man a break. Seriously, did anyone ever see him with a bullwhip?

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