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...but what is the correct terminology for a dog's penis? :oops:

I have to take my dog in, and I don't want to call the thing a penis if it's called something else. And btw, my dog's name is Dick, so saying Dick's dick would be even worse. :lol:

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...so saying Dick's dick would be even worse. :lol:



bwhahahaha. :lol: :lol:
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but i'd keep it simple and stick with penis...
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it's still a penis, dude. you could call it a male reproductive organ, but why bother.

who knew that dogs had actual bones in there? huh.
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who knew that dogs had actual bones in there? huh.


ever seen two dogs get stuck together whilst engaged in intercourse? bone indeed.

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You guys crack me up. Thanks for the laffs.

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who knew that dogs had actual bones in there? huh.


ever seen two dogs get stuck together whilst engaged in intercourse? bone indeed.


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I had a number of classics lectures on Ancient Greek sculpture and the lecturer (a very dry, scholarly American Professor) kept refering to the 'cock' of male nudes when I think penis would have more appropriote under the circumstances.

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hahaha. i guarantee he got some bad information re: u.k. v. american english.
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but i'd keep it simple and stick with penis...


Hey, I've got an idea! Let's put this on a t-shirt and call it obner!

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HaqDiesel Wrote:
who knew that dogs had actual bones in there? huh.


ever seen two dogs get stuck together whilst engaged in intercourse? bone indeed.


my dog was involved in a threeway at a park in the snooty suburbs of chicago. he ran into the dog park and within five minutes was in the middle of a doggie train. the other owners and i just stood there not quite knowing what to say. go dog.
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hahaha. i guarantee he got some bad information re: u.k. v. american english.


"I'm the cock of the walk!"

Or, "I'm the cock of the walk"!

Whichever. Make the correct choice, splates.
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Yail Bloor Wrote:
HaqDiesel Wrote:
who knew that dogs had actual bones in there? huh.


ever seen two dogs get stuck together whilst engaged in intercourse? bone indeed.


my dog was involved in a threeway at a park in the snooty suburbs of chicago. he ran into the dog park and within five minutes was in the middle of a doggie train. the other owners and i just stood there not quite knowing what to say. go dog.


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with so much drama in the LBC, it's kinda 'ard bein' Snoop D - O - double - G, but I, somehow, someway, keep comin' up with funky-ass shit like every single day... may I kick a little somethin' for the Gs, and make a little something for the Bs, two in the mornin' but the party ain' stoppin' 'cause my mama ain' home... I got bitches in the living room gettin' it on, an' they ain' leavin' 'til six in the mornin'.... What's ye gonna do? I got a pocketful of rubbers and my homeboys do too...
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You see, me and my homies like to play this game
We call it Amtrak but some call it the train
We all would line up in a single-file line
And take our turns at waxing girls' behinds
But every time it came to me, I was shit out of luck
Because I'd stick my dick in, and it would get stuck
The girls would say "Stop!" I'd say "I'm not!
That's enough, I quit, 'cause y'all are bustin' me out!"
I say, girls, don't hide it, just divide it
And please don't knock it until you've tried it
So to all of you bitches and all you hoes
Let's have group sex and do the Rambo!

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montythemongoose Wrote:
red Wrote:
Yail Bloor Wrote:
HaqDiesel Wrote:
who knew that dogs had actual bones in there? huh.


ever seen two dogs get stuck together whilst engaged in intercourse? bone indeed.


my dog was involved in a threeway at a park in the snooty suburbs of chicago. he ran into the dog park and within five minutes was in the middle of a doggie train. the other owners and i just stood there not quite knowing what to say. go dog.


Image

with so much drama in the LBC, it's kinda 'ard bein' Snoop D - O - double - G, but I, somehow, someway, keep comin' up with funky-ass shit like every single day... may I kick a little somethin' for the Gs, and make a little something for the Bs, two in the mornin' but the party ain' stoppin' 'cause my mama ain' home... I got bitches in the living room gettin' it on, an' they ain' leavin' 'til six in the mornin'.... What's ye gonna do? I got a pocketful of rubbers and my homeboys do too...


my dog is a pimp. i caught him humping a dog's face once.

he still squats to pee, though, so i'm sure he's humping only boy dogs.
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