Just read that Lance Armstrong and Sheryl Crow broke up. That's very welcome news to me. She's been EVERYWHERE in Austin for too long after snuggling up with that one nut freak.

Wow. Way to wish happiness on others, there.

I just know too a little too much about Lance to really feel badly for him. . .

. . .and I tend to get tired of "celebs" who show up in Austin and posture themselves. I mean, she sure as hell ain't no Lucinda.

Babe is a piece of shit.

I understand. Though I'm getting tired of being tired of stuff myself. 40 years of being caustic and asisine is getting old.

Peace and chemo for one and all. Etc.

His wife seems to think so.

Hey, Trev, you should ask Sheryl Crow to be in a threesome with you and your wife. She's probably very vulnerable right now, and in need of consolation, four arms are better than two, two nuts are better than one, etc...

Chase the american dream for me.

LIVESTRONG, Lance. LIVESTRONG.

Nice Phil! Do you suppose he has a special saddle to deal with being a cylops nut?

If i was the uniballer, I'd make sure I took care of what was left of my junk, especially if I had lance's cash. When you only have one nut left, can you really put a price on the few ounces of tissue that keep you from being a eunuch?

he probably bounces it off her chin with the ferocity of an uptown handball wizard.

Jai alai with the one nut you have left?

It probably has it's own hammock woven out of cashmere, a butler to bring it seabreezes, and a personal masseuse after long days in the saddle.

Is one nut that much different from having one eye. I don't see too many pirates with eye hammocks. They do get them seabreezes, though.

I wonder if he named it Lucky.

don't they have prosthetic testicles that they can just put in as a *place holder*



and before I get any crap about the pic you need to see it in it's original context

my father in law put fake testicles ("neuticles") into his bulldog when he had him fixed.

They do for animals... They're called Neuticals. We did a case study on them in marketing last semester.

I really want to rain down on Babe about Armstrong, cause I'm a fan and admirer (cycling, could care less about personal life), but it isn't worth it.

Suffice to say though, he won't have any problems, one ball or not.

I suspect his ire may be more with Sheryl, and less with Lance. But I could be wrong.

Jinx, huh?

no way dude, you're just a copy cat. plus i used a real-life example and you just cast derision from the penthouse on the ivory tower.

is that so the dog won't have feelings of inadequacy or more for cosmetic reasons?

pretty much because my father in law thought that it was funny.

..according to my Ivory Tower analysis, it's for the owner's edification. Because the dog doesn't really know what happened. But the owner feels bad, so...


They sell keychains and necklaces. We passed one around. Take THAT, chase.

Boy needs him some Truck Nutz

I think it's to keep him from chewing on his paws.