frosted:

pro -

hair smells nice
once stepped on Stephen King's foot
far more facetious than is often realized


con -

believes in God but swears like a gay pirate
quips are often so obtuse they're completely missed as actually being quips
likes the wussy indie pop

afreshstart4me:

Pro-
loves god and country
supports local bands
fights the good fight

Con-
Too old to listen to emo, yet does anyway
watched the entire season of ROCKSTAR:INXS
bought the Casey Martin CD

timmyjoe42:

Pros:
Wife hotter than he deserves
Danny Fortson called him a redneck
Not fat

Con:
Likes music that causes him to lose indie cred
Surfs the internet too much
Watches too much tv

Oh, I forgot my score: 11/10

DayStar!

Pros-
Non-judgemental.
Has pretty blue eyes.
Friendly, caring and is actually interested in other people's answers to all her silly posts.
Has a hidden SNARKINESS she keeps under wraps.

Cons-
Lives in Ohio.
Everyone (mistakently) thinks she's too nice.
Shouldn't be awake at 8am on a very snowy sunday morning.
Keeps her snarkiness hidden too often.


Score-
8.67/10
(and for the record, i don't think i ever STARTED a thread about bowel movements.)

I should say not Daystar. Yer a LADY fer crisake.

pros-

i rule

cons-

none

1693/10

northern soul

pros
named after best verve album (splates can suck it)
most northern poster
is awesome

cons
ummmm?

final score: one million/10

pros:
a very large, meaty cock

cons:
the cock will destroy you

score:
yaaaaaay! these new rating threads are soooo fun!

Iiiiiiiieeeeee! <faux samba dance with Royal Crown Revue soundtrack>

pro:

-you should see me boogie down to "Favourite Shirts." Oh hot damn.

FT:

Pros...
- Tall, but not beastlike (see: LooGAR, Sen.)
- Considerate
- Politically moderate
- Has met nearly 40 Obnii
- Smoke/drug-free
- No piercings or tattoos

Cons...
- Fat
- Old
- Ugly
- Wussy
- Self-loathing
- No piercings or tattoos

RATING = 5.0

Unwrap your snarkines!

Oh, wait, you said snarkiness, never mind, I thought you meant something else...

Show us your snarks

also for FT:

pro: too honest

con: too honest

Dusty Chalk

Pros:

Does not brag about the size of his ...ahem... ego
Listens to shit that none of you have ever heard of
Pretty easy-going
Weird sense of humour
Pretty good spelling and grammar
Computer geek
Strange cross-section of NMR knowledge
"Gets it"

Cons:

There's nothing to brag about
Listens to shit that none of you care about
Listens to shit
Gets peeved by the weirdest things
Weird sense of humour
Pretentiously spells things with the "ou" variation (e.g. humour, colour)
CD burner doesn't work
DOESN'T POST PICS that anyone wants to see
Strange cross-section of lack of NMR knowledge
Doesn't "Get it"

5/10

cons-
refers to self in third person

Pros

Hates most CCM
Knew about Pedro the Lion before everyone here (1997 bitches)
Lives in Texas
Smoke free/drug free
Starts cool Scarlett J. threads
Will not talk about his schlong out of respect for the ladies

Cons

Likes some CCM
Losing hair
Lives in Houston, TX
Not a career musician
Needs a girlfriend
Once stood in line for 20 minutes to get Dido's autograph

5 point fuckin' o outta ten

is this the snarkiness goading thread?

i cannot be goaded. it needs to happen naturally.

Dumpjack

Pro:

relatively open minded about music
Canadian
future ex-porn star
has drinking under control
has smoking under control
enjoys himself
is a doctor

Con:

Probably too open minded about music
Sporadically hostile for non-specific reasons
Lives in the worst province in Canada
Lives in the worst city in worst province
miserable between drinks
thinks everday should be Friday
no friends
not reaping the benefits of having a PhD

Score: (14.7 - 6)/10