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Natural Mike

Pro:
nice guy (when away from the internet)
hard-working
tall, slim

Con:
losing hair
snarky on the internet
looks like the love child of Ted Leo and Dewey from Malcolm in the Middle

False modesty prevents me from rating myself.

Pros:

• impeccable taste
• decent job (at a label that's gonna touch you in '06)
• frugal post count (often mr)
• good use of bullets

Cons:

• occasionally verges on street-teaming
• attention depraved
• somewhat bitter
• Montreal anglophone

7.2/10

Paranoid Android

Pros
His ruggedly handsome good looks
Impecable taste in music
A perfect Gentleman
Funny, but smart funny
always on time
Very Modest

Cons
Too Good Looking
Watchs the VHI countdowns even though he knows that they are stupid and pointless (Damn you VHI)

Score Infinty/10

Damn you and your use of sexy bullet points. This is why you will make it with "The Man" and I never will.

No shit. You guys want to join my campaign to get him elected Pope next time around?

Loogar:
Pros:
Senator
Impeccably Dressed
Pimp in his own Rhyme
JAIL rock is better than whatever you are listening to

Cons:
Has to keep elctorate happy, fails miserably
Wears Cowboy Boots
Dumb people don't understand what he is saying

Rating:
They broke the mold when they made him. Impossible to rate.

Or, rather, Loogs stomped on the mold and told it get its mongerous behind out the door.

discostu

Pros:
Honest
Live music whore
Doesn't like whiney, shitty music
Southern by birth


Cons:
Has been a CMJer/Obner for like 5.5 years but still has no true board identity
Going deaf (see #2 in Pros)
Thinks he 74s posts more than rparis74
Resents the fact that he works in the industry where he wants, but works in his most hated type of music next to Latin.
EDIT: Doesn't use the "preview" function before he posts and has to go back and edit nearly every single post

pros:

- full head of hair
- rad beard
- lover of man and beast alike
- boston red sox, new england patriots, boston celtics fan (pre 90s)
- excellent cook

cons:

- mean
- boston celtics fan (90s - present)

Yail Bloor

Pros:
- Fairly receptive to new music
- Humorous
- Attractive
- Lack of thick Southern accrent
- Budding star in the business world

Cons:
- Unnecessarily mean
- Narcissistic
- Occasional inability explaining point
- too obsessed with sports, politics and historical minutae
- should probably not hit on message board babes so hard considering real life relationship status.

Rating: 9/10 (my crimes are the crimes of all great men)

Charli

Pros:
-Feisty when need be & will fight the boys when they need to be slapped around
-Introduced in one way or another to each other, 85% of the Chicago Obners
-Indirectly introduced some of the New Yorkers to some of the Chicagoans
-Is often called a milf, which can be disturbing, like right now.
-Domestic Goddess (meaning I love being at home with my guys and making it nice for them)
-Likes most people but slightly discerning taste in people
-Taste in music is good
-A bit eccentric
-Reads a book a week
-Honestly doesn't give a shit anymore


Cons:
-Is set in ways regarding musical taste these days
-Can be a bitch
-Gossipy/Knows way too much celebrity news
-Addicted to General Hospital
-Lonely quite often which makes me irritable
-Doesn't drink or smoke anymore.
-Will refer to self as boring often

wtf does milf mean?
if it's bad i've got your back, jen*.

*one of my favorite all time posters. a classic..
and not in that lesbo way.

Pros
- very sure of myself
- I know enough about music to admit when I don't know anything about music
- awfully loyal
- open-minded to a fault
- can switch between equally horrible Texan and Boston accents in a matter of mere seconds
- surprisingly considerate in person, except with Shmoo
- have probably lived in more places than most people visit in their life

Cons
- very sure of myself
- a tad bit too self-critical...I've written around 50 songs in the past 18 months that I simply find too flawed to bring to the band
- openly not a fan of derivative music, which makes enjoying 90% of what's out there awfully difficult (see above bullet)
- currently having a lot of difficulty making The Big Decisions about life
- stubborn, which isn't necessarily a bad thing, but I can take it a bit far...
- open-minded to a fault
- because I'm considerate, I often find myself in trouble with folks who think my being nice means more than it really does. Ooof. I need to develop better escape routes...
- have no real "home" part of the country of my birth

3.14/33.3

Milf means "domestic goddess".

Yummy Mommy is such a more flattering term.

MILF = mother I'd like to flatter with meaningless compliments if she didn't do such a good, self-aggrandizing job of it herself.

It was bad until it entered mainstream lexicon. It's watered down but still not appropriate for church, as such

God you're such a dick.

It was a joke. Three people said it to me in the last two weeks here and I found it funny and disturbing since I'm so pregnant right now.

You really do need to get a sense of humor, your lack of it is pretty sad.

And no I'm not hormonal, I'm just sick of you insulting me for no reason.

Pros
- is generally nice to people and non-judgemental
- sides with the underdog
- has a job she likes that also helps people
- writes honest songs
- (like KPH) knows enough about music to admit when she doesn't know

Cons

- is becoming cynical & bitter about making music
- is becoming a hermit (again)
- currently has lots of free time but wastes it
- is too lazy to work on music
- wishes she were a cat

sometimes it's good to do this sort of thing.

pros

i am alive
i like the music i listen to
i don't run over my cell phone minutes
loyal
i'm college bound
i'm an artist which means i'm contributing something to society even if society doesn't want it
i have a job
i would never wear furry boots
i have a nice hair color

cons

i can't vote
i get migraines
i'm very emotional.
i have a jaw problem.
i get tired easily
too passionate about certain things
too lazy about certain things
procrastinate
i bitch a lot but i do it because i try to do it in a funny way. i wish i could make people laugh
my bookshelf doesn't fit my books.
i bruise easily
protective
pot smoker
problems problems
prrrrroooooblems i refuse to deal with

It was a porn fetish term intially. Mother I'd Like To Fuck.

But it's become "milf" over the past year or so and now seems to mean woman over 35 who's hot even though she's a mom.

It's not a term everyone finds amusing, since it's so proprietary and assumptive in tone.

There should be a "giwfle" term that "milfs" can use.
Guy I Wouldn't Fuck, Like Ever.

I hear yah sister.

Pros:
-Communist
-Listens to The New Radicals
-Drinks his milk, eats his greens, keeps away from drugs, and stays in school

Cons:
-Watched Star Trek: First Contact over 20 times
-Consumes mixed drinks that were clearly made for women
-Fantasizes about Noam Chomsky more than Scarlett Johansson

Final Score : I award myself the "Golden Star" medal of the Hero of the USSR.