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i hate the composition of that photograph. scarlett looks like she's flailing about like a baby seal.
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i hate the composition of that photograph. scarlett looks like she's flailing about like a baby seal.


YEah, not to get all graphic on yeah, but some airbrushing on the front of the thighs may have done some good.

The alabaster white thing is kinda creepy, too..but I guess I am in the .000001% of people who find neither her nor Smellgalina attractive in the least.

(But I'll still pick up the issue of VF)

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Senator Top Cat LooGAR Wrote:
ayah Wrote:
i hate the composition of that photograph. scarlett looks like she's flailing about like a baby seal.


YEah, not to get all graphic on yeah, but some airbrushing on the front of the thighs may have done some good.

The alabaster white thing is kinda creepy, too..but I guess I am in the .000001% of people who find neither her nor Smellgalina attractive in the least.

(But I'll still pick up the issue of VF)


They both look fine.

Sheesh.

Men, I'd like to see your ugly asses naked on a cover like that then we can talk. Til then shut your traps.

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Men, I'd like to see your ugly asses naked on a cover like that then we can talk.


oh dear God, Jen, don't encourage them! I don't want to see that!!! ;)
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Men, I'd like to see your ugly asses naked on a cover like that then we can talk. Til then shut your traps.


indie-rocker backdoor pass magazine?

i'll shot the photos if someone can handle the business end.
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Men, I'd like to see your ugly asses naked on a cover like that then we can talk. Til then shut your traps.


Just remember, you asked for it...

(not looking while at work for fear of NSFW status on the V.Fair stuff)...

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i hate the composition of that photograph. scarlett needs to turn over.

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i hate the composition of that photograph. scarlett needs to turn over.


yes. 100% agreeance.

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Who´s that douchebag with his nose in Keira´s ear? I hate that guy. Gawd... look at her abs... so, so sexy.

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A friend told me about this. A bit pale in that picture, but I've always had a thing for pale chicks. And since I've always had a thing for Scarlett Johansson...this works.
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Scarlett, I don't care how wonderfully supple your body is. Dark lipstick + you = ho-bag.
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Who´s that douchebag with his nose in Keira´s ear? I hate that guy. Gawd... look at her abs... so, so sexy.
Actually, that's the art director. He's subbing for Rachel McAdams. Not exactly an even trade, in my book.

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Dusty Chalk Wrote:
kabob! Wrote:
Who´s that douchebag with his nose in Keira´s ear? I hate that guy. Gawd... look at her abs... so, so sexy.
Actually, that's the art director. He's subbing for Rachel McAdams. Not exactly an even trade, in my book.


It's Tom Ford of Gucci fame. Big time faashion designer and class A butt pirate.

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harry Wrote:
I understand that you, of all people, know this crisis and, in your own way, are working to address it. You, the madras-pantsed julip-sipping Southern cracker and me, the oldman hippie California fruit cake are brothers in the struggle to save our country.

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Senator Top Cat LooGAR Wrote:
Dusty Chalk Wrote:
kabob! Wrote:
Who´s that douchebag with his nose in Keira´s ear? I hate that guy. Gawd... look at her abs... so, so sexy.
Actually, that's the art director. He's subbing for Rachel McAdams. Not exactly an even trade, in my book.
It's Tom Ford of Gucci fame. Big time faashion designer and class A butt pirate.
And this is Rachel McAdams:

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Hmm...hott chick/butt pirate/hott chick/butt pirate/...?

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Dusty Chalk Wrote:
Senator Top Cat LooGAR Wrote:
Dusty Chalk Wrote:
kabob! Wrote:
Who´s that douchebag with his nose in Keira´s ear? I hate that guy. Gawd... look at her abs... so, so sexy.
Actually, that's the art director. He's subbing for Rachel McAdams. Not exactly an even trade, in my book.
It's Tom Ford of Gucci fame. Big time faashion designer and class A butt pirate.
And this is Rachel McAdams:

Image

Hmm...hott chick/butt pirate/hott chick/butt pirate/...?


Wasn't debating that, mang! I was just saying that he is a somewhat famous guy in these circles, and not just some art-director for the mag...

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harry Wrote:
I understand that you, of all people, know this crisis and, in your own way, are working to address it. You, the madras-pantsed julip-sipping Southern cracker and me, the oldman hippie California fruit cake are brothers in the struggle to save our country.

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A grainier version. NOT WORK FRIENDLY....

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Senator Top Cat LooGAR Wrote:
Dusty Chalk Wrote:
Senator Top Cat LooGAR Wrote:
Dusty Chalk Wrote:
kabob! Wrote:
Who´s that douchebag with his nose in Keira´s ear? I hate that guy. Gawd... look at her abs... so, so sexy.
Actually, that's the art director. He's subbing for Rachel McAdams. Not exactly an even trade, in my book.
It's Tom Ford of Gucci fame. Big time faashion designer and class A butt pirate.
And this is Rachel McAdams:

Image

Hmm...hott chick/butt pirate/hott chick/butt pirate/...?


Wasn't debating that, mang! I was just saying that he is a somewhat famous guy in these circles, and not just some art-director for the mag...
I know, it was just an excuse to POST A PIC PLZ K YR WLCM!

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Senator Top Cat LooGAR Wrote:
It's Tom Ford of Gucci fame. Big time faashion designer and class A butt pirate.


don't even get me started on tom ford. what an empty headed, self agrandizing (sp?), superficial pompous ass this guy is.

did anyone besides me see the episode of iconoclasts where he interviews the artist jeff koons. he actually said you can look at blue and it's so....blue. the guy lives in an ongoing photo shoot from the time he wakes up until he passes out in his coke stupor on the floor staring at larger than life self portraits i'm sure he has strewn all over his house.

i officially declare him the most worthless person on earth.

that whole pale skin thing is very old "northern italian painting" like.
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don't even get me started on tom ford. what an empty headed, self agrandizing (sp?), superficial pompous ass this guy is.


yeah, how he ended up in Vanity Fair is beyond me...

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