i really don't even know where to begin, but it has to do with the fact that it is 11:07, and I just pulled on my pajama bottoms, i'm putting on my terrycloth robe, grabbing a cigarette, brewing some coffee, and wanting to crack another beer and lie down even though i have, in theory, a meeting in 52 minutes.

that says something about my junior-scale mongering. other boarders can help explain this, too.

sooooo... you're lazy and have some questionable habits?


just kidding. i think i might know what you mean.

You haven't been following his exploits. Let's just say his dating life is more active than most 18-year-olds'.

but also, to this point, more chaste. i'm all talk & booze right now (but having fun).

what she said.

postpixplzthx

dare i?

dudes with pierced nipples weird me out.

i've seen guys with pierced junk before and that's really f'ing creepy.

And we're building... a stairway... to heaven.

I know I will be made to regret this, but don't say i never did nuthun' for ya, nohow:

hmm. i may rethink my stance on boys with nipple rings.

Man, I could've done w/o that.

Someone get OPA! in here. He'll apreesh.

"not that there's anything wrong with that."

naw, we're still totally GAR.


(splates, that little bit of ATLspeak is going out just for you, and yes, I actually have a degree in english literature)

O'course not. Just sayin', play to the audience.

This doesn't pertain to the thread @ all, but fuck it.

Why am I still here? I came back from an app't and it was 10:30. And I've gotten three paragraphs done on this story.

Meanwhile, one of our assface sports copy editors across the way is randomly yelling out the chorus to "Barbara Ann" while "Spaceballs" plays on some network affiliate on the TV nearby.

This isn't hell. It's just... weird.

Yeah, I hear that. I've done nothing but smoke cigarettes and drink beer and surf the 'nets this evening when really I should be working my ass off on a programming assignment and reading I need to have done for tomorrow.

Meh, I guess I'll play this divorce card for as long as it will carry me, I'm kinda tired of shit right now.

Only 7 more inches to go. I'll be done by 3 AM EST.

Later dood.

godspeed. i'll open another beer in your honor.

Icky.

What the what

these fucking spambots are annoying. And slightly entertaining.

the board used to be alive with mundane, stupid, wonderful chatter!

Ah yes, the tetanus years.