- Wrap Christmas presents

battle rap.

Drink a fourth beer.

Sorry, not sure if I'm doing this right...

...babble and try to decide if I want a fourth.

(Colin, that's pretty funny actually. I'm curious as to how they turn out. I can barely wrap presents sober. I suck at it.)

Have settled on the realization that blackberry merlot is much safer for my health troubles than beer. Am now wrapping Christmas presents after my third glass. The paper won't go around the electric scooter for some damned reason.

Take a piss.

Give up all hope.

Make out.

After 6, fuck.

fp

last night, moved on to drink #4. one more after that and then i called it quits.

my drinking buddy had 4 more after #3. said "i'm sooo druuunk" a few times.

for the first time in a while, i was delighted to stop and have soda. weird huh?

KPH

Wanna go out?

Obviously, we webboard.

[edit] or at least I am now

slip in a shot or two.

switch back to beers after that. Get a couple more shots.

yell out "Who drank all my beer!" at no one in particular

watch adult swim

hit up the juke box some more, saying to myself "putting on pink floyd's "us and them" right now is a certifiable humanitarian act. I'm saving these people's lives"

and then go try to bum a cigarette off someone, saying to myself, "she needs me to take this from her. I'm saving her life"

basically when i drink in moderation, i'm like mother friggin teresa

Brilliant!

put on a cd, turn it up really loud, and sing and dance in my kitchen-- usually done while cooking dinner.

make new avatars for PopTodd

It's suprising how often i do this. My mormon neighbors, who have a good look into my kitchen, must despise me. Their poor kids probably don't understand why the neighbor guy is drinking beer and doing many different dances poorly.

Mom, that guy is head banging and then he moves into this running motion dance. Then he finishes off with this other dance the looks like his hands are fish coming out of his stomach area and slowly moving down his legs until he reaches his knees.


Actually, they probably love me. Good lesson to the kids about alcohol.

well if it's beer, it's a newcastle and those come in multiples of 6 so i'm certainly drinking another 3 and still not being drunk enough

my homebrew is in 22oz bottles. three does me pretty. mm-hmm. four does me more.

At home i've got a Rogue Chocolate Stout
a Murphy's Stout and a Young's Double CHocolate Stout waiting for me along with two Blue Moon Belgian White's

Three down, seven to twelve to go...

DHRjericho - i love stout beer. quite an assortment you have there. my next batch brewed will be a stout. haven't decide whether i'll go milk stout, oatmeal stout, or espresso stout. yum.