My mother owns a Michael Feinstein children's album. If you want to assure your kid grows up gay, play him this record.

Then tell him to look me up in 18 years.

Or seen from another perspective "if that's what it means to be gay, I'll have none of it...no matter what my jeans say."

I'd read that playing Mozart to infants increases intellligence.

I don't think babies should hear polkas. Um... nobody should hear polkas.

Don't insult your children with children's music.

And don't assault your friends with it either.

But aside from that sage advice, keep your kids away from crap like Vanessa Carlton, Third Eye Blind, boy bands, girl groups, and lyrical content that you would be ashamed of them parroting in front of your parents or clergy.

Petra.

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