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 Post subject: NMR: This made me laugh an awful lot
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http://www.churchsigngenerator.com/chur ... php?page=1

good god these are funny.
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In Ruston, La. there was this Jiffy Lube-type quickie oil change shop that would put up these goofy or funny sayings on their sign to draw attention to the business, since it was sort of stuck in a more residential location.

My favorite: "Smiling is the second best thing you can do with your mouth."

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Why do a bunch of these signs look damaged? Is someone going around bashing at these things with baseball bats and automobiles?

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Tornado Alley, brother.

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my diet is 75% buffalo chicken so i don't trust myself to go commando


http://www.strikerbill.com Check it out hombre.

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Anyone remember National Lampoon magazine used to have a section where they'd showcase a bunch of signs like this?

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shiv Wrote:
Anyone remember National Lampoon magazine used to have a section where they'd showcase a bunch of signs like this?


When I was in high school, I had a couple of the book compilations.

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Shiv, I remember that. My friend and I always wanted to send a local muffler shop sign that reads "No Muff is Too Tuff".
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Elvis Fu Wrote:
shiv Wrote:
Anyone remember National Lampoon magazine used to have a section where they'd showcase a bunch of signs like this?


When I was in high school, I had a couple of the book compilations.


Yeah me too. I wonder if I still have them at my parents house?

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There's a sporting goods/outfitter type store around here that does the goofy sign thing too. My favorite was, "Now is the winter of our discount tents".

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That's cute, Slosh!
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Last weeks winner, at a u-store-it sorta place:

Buy One of Our Boxes,
Avoid Boxlessness!
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I shot this one a couple of years ago concerning Jesus' problem with premature ejaculation:

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Last weeks winner, at a u-store-it sorta place:

Buy One of Our Boxes,
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I have to resist the urge to put snarky stuff on my message board. I've always wanted to put something like "Store Here--We're Just Better People" but the closest I've gotten is "A Better Place To Store Your Stuff" among others.

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Yail Bloor Wrote:
bluejayway Wrote:
Last weeks winner, at a u-store-it sorta place:

Buy One of Our Boxes,
Avoid Boxlessness!


I have to resist the urge to put snarky stuff on my message board. I've always wanted to put something like "Store Here--We're Just Better People" but the closest I've gotten is "A Better Place To Store Your Stuff" among others.


A More Comfortable Place to Cram It

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Actually, there is a Red Hot & Blue here that puts crazy shit on the sign. I think this week it says:

Dinner Specials for Hallmark--er, Valentine's Day

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