nice score!


by the way,
is it true.....?
do you think my mail lady reads my magazines before she puts them in my mailbox?

i think this because they never arrive when they are supposed to. and because they LOOK like they've already been read.

do you think that some of your colleagues do this?

haha I do that.

aHA! i KNEW it!

sorry, the enquirer magazine comes through and i just gotta know.

do you, like, take them home for the weekend or whatever?
because i really think she does.

The best thing at the Olive Garden--and it's not always on the menu, so I ask--is the Toasted Ravioli appetizer. Toasty pillows of delight!

nah i can't do that. i usually just check them out in my car and deliver them later.

dont fucking get me started again on this one jonny.

<--got my fucking SI on FRIDAY last week. uh hmmm.

what day are you supposed to get them on?

Wednesday. Though Thursday is acceptable. I mean, its a fucking weekly....Imagine getting Newsweek or Time on Thursday. "Great! I got a fucking history book in the mail"

shit comes in late all the time.

you should lock your mailman in a storage unit for a couple of days though.

word. honestly, when this happening before I went and talked to the postmaster (i live in a pretty small town, yo) and it magically corrected itself, but its been getting bad again.

i really dont want to be a jag off, but fuckin-a; i like my periodicals on time.

i'd call the postmaster again. getting magazines constantly late isn't really a nitpicky thing like say 'the carrier put the mail between my door when i want it in the mailslot.......which, oops!, was blocked by a blanket i'd stuck in there to keep the cold out".