Non-metal

i.e. Dear God - XTC
Basphemous Rumours - Depeche Mode

I'm going to stuck in a car with a newly converted, confrontational, mouthy Christian girl who's been kind of a mean person for quite some time.

please help.

MMouse: Bukowski
pretty much anything by Bad Religion

Scarface: Mind Playin Tricks 94. Basically says that pastors steal money from parishioners, and don't help when the parishioners get thrown out of their houses for having no money.

"I follow no man cuz men be phony, my mind's playin tricks on me"

Or you can do what I saw Yail do to my Jesus freak friend who came through a few weeks ago: slice up their interpretation of the Bible by pointing out that most of what people think about religion and the Bible, is actually from Dante and Milton.

One of the few times when I didn't feel the need to interject. Really funny.

NIN---Terrible Lie

Filter - Dose
Matthew Sweet - Holy War

Dead Kennedys - "Religious Vomit"
Dead Kennedys - "Moral Majority"
My Life With the Thrill Kill Kult - "Kooler Than Jesus"

Or you could just throw in David Cross' "Shut Up You Fucking Baby" for an hour and a half of religion and Bush bashing.

we have a winner

Frank Zappa - Disc 2 of "The Best Band You've Never Heard Before In Your Life" or something; anyway it has this Jimmy Swaggert thread running throughout.

The The - Armageddon Days (Are Here Again)

They're 5 miles high
As the crow flies
Leavin' vapour trails
Across a blood red sky
Movin' in from the East
Towards the West
With balaclava helmets
Over their heads
YES!

But if you think that Jesus Christ is coming
Honey, you've got another thing coming
If he ever finds out who's hijacked his name
He'll cut out his heart and turn in his grave

Islam is rising
The Christians mobilising
The world is on it's elbows and knees
It's forgotten the message
And worships the creeds

"It's War" she cried
"It's War" she cried
"This is War!"
Drop your possessions
All you simple folk
You will fight them on the beaches
in your underclothes
You will thank the good lord
For raising the Union Jack
You'll watch the ships sail out of harbour
And the bodies come floating back
Watch the ships sail out of harbour
And the bodies come floating back

If the real Jesus Christ were to stand up today
He'd be gunned down cold by the C.I.A.
Oh, the lights that now burn brightest
Behind stained glass
Will cast the darkest shadows
Upon the human heart
But God didn't build himself that throne
God doesn't live in Israel or Rome
God doesn't belong to the Yankee dollar
God doesn't plant the bombs for Hezbollah
God doesn't even go to church
And God won't send us down to Allah to burn
God will remind us what we already know
That the human race is about to reap what it's sown

Islam is rising
The Christians mobilising
The world is on it's elbows and knees
It's forgotten the message
And worships the creeds
The world is on it's elbows and knees
It's forgotten the message
And worships the creeds

Armageddon days are here again
Armageddon days are here again
Armageddon days are here again
Armageddon Days Are HERE!!!

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Fatima Mansions - A Pack Of Lies

They first met at the hospital, she was checking out for good
Her body patched but past repair, and there her angel stood
She was feeling quite confused now that her death was close at hand
She had to face eternity, so why not this mumbling man?
Who bought himself a wedding suit at a local war on want sale
It belonged to some old Turkish man who'd owed and gone to jail
He would coax her mind with talk of love to make her body kind
Because people hate the truth, you know; they need their pack of lies

Growing tired of being foreign, being spat on and shortchanged
He demanded that she leave with him for the land from whence he came
They were herded on like cattle to a ferry at high tide
This unkempt, aging orphan and his helpless, dying bride
But he left her at the other shore crying on the deck
She was slumped against the rail as he had struck to free his neck
and the customs shed was empty as he made his way inside
There were no chimpanzees in uniform to hear his pack of lies

Now she's ascending into heaven with contentment on her face
and Holy God is there to greet and batter her into her place

But meanwhile back on Earth, we see the prodigal's returned
and they're making him the chieftain and they've come to him to learn
How the neighbours in the rich land better steal and kill and lie
and when they ask who calls the weaklings there he just shrugs and says, "Not I!"
Though surrounded by diseases, I stood tall and kept my health
I could have been important if I'd been somebody else
The moral of this story is: This land's a victim-farm
Don't you ever feed a beggar here, he'll eat your fucking arm
and don't blaspheme the strong ones if you want to stay alive
Now smile and give them thanks when they say, "Here's a pack of lies!"

I'd play her an audiobook of C.S. Lewis' "Mere Christianity" so she could learn how a Christian is supposed to act.

That, or Christian Death's "Only Theatre Of Pain". It's up to you.

That album has already been set aside for the trip

"Here comes the Butchers" by NOTHINGFACE

We can bring the apocalypse
In our vatican in line six
We’re the face of the end of time
We can burn and leave no ash behind

Now it’s butcher time

We were never satanists
Never bit on the christian myth
You don’t see how there one in the same?
You pigs just drive us all insane

Now it’s butcher time

I think we’ll just shut you up
You’ll never see anything quite like this
A big fucking shit colored sky
That rains constant cyanide

Now it’s butcher time

The devil lives in rome
The devil cloaked in robes

Who do you control?
You can’t control your own priests
(x2)

Can’t fool the world again
The book is fuckin’ dead

Lying and smiling and fucking
It’s all about control

Useless and boring
Knee deep in christian shit

Christians and catholics
A plague that scars the world

Killers and rapists
Your priests are uncontrolled

The devil lives in rome
The devil cloaked in robes

good stuff keep it coming


Loogar - i brought Beggars Banquet which i know you'll appreciate. She may not get Sympathy for the devil or in all likelyhood overreact to the tune.

aw i was going to suggest jesus saves as you push her from the moving car.

You're officially my favorite boarder. You'll retain that title for at least two months. Way to go. I'm sure you're honored.

yessssssss....i win!

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crap...mine was metal....

but, it would only piss em off even more....

John Lennon - God

Jesus Entering from the Rear
by the Feederz

It may be a sin to just listen to that song.

'religion' by Public image Ltd

Shiv - The Mickey totally makes that picture great

Imagine - Lennon
God's Comic - Elvis Costello
Lord, I Have Made You A Place In My Heart - Greg Brown (that's a kicker)

My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink and I Don't Love Jesus, Jimmy Buffett...more about being hungover, but a great title nonetheless.

SWANS