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Two hours ago, the cat barfed a full 3/4 of her body weight. Just now, she drank from my water glass. I was going to throw the water away, but I didn't feel like getting up, so I drank it instead. Am I gross?
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You are gross. 81%  81%  [ 34 ]
No you're not. 19%  19%  [ 8 ]
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DunwoodyDude Wrote:
...drinking from the same glass as your cat is probably a safer bet than drinking from the same glass as most of the degenerates on this board.

Like you could even pry the glass from the hand of most Obnerians.
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OPA! Wrote:
I thought you were gross before this incident.

Well, yeah. It's the hairy man ass thing, isn't it?
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I figured by drinking the water, I'd be strengthening my immune system.

So now I won't get...um...ear mites.
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An unfortunate side affect will be a desire to use a litter box from now on.

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Re: Litter Trays

Seriously, cat urine must be the strongest smelling substance on the planet.

You go to clean out the litter tray with your little plastic spade and your like "de de de de do da WHOOOOOAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!"

Then you crawl from the room feeling dazed and assaulted.

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not gross.

last week i went out onto the porch to bbq. When i lifted the lid up to light it and largish mouse (maybe rat, but i'm pretty sure it was just a mouse) skitter off the grill, leaping onto the floor and then away down the stairs. I thought about it for a second but then continued to light up the Q and cook 2 delicious Bufffalo Burgers for dinner. Yum.

Am I gross??

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Seriously, cat urine must be the strongest smelling substance on the planet.


Obviously, you've never shared a cab with OPA!

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ifihadahifi Wrote:
not gross.

last week i went out onto the porch to bbq. When i lifted the lid up to light it and largish mouse (maybe rat, but i'm pretty sure it was just a mouse) skitter off the grill, leaping onto the floor and then away down the stairs. I thought about it for a second but then continued to light up the Q and cook 2 delicious Bufffalo Burgers for dinner. Yum.

Am I gross??


No, just Hantavirus-positive.

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Seriously, cat urine must be the strongest smelling substance on the planet.

Fresh Step Scoopable Clumping Cat Litter. Cat-owning was immeasurably improved by this invention.
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i'm often accused of being gross, but now i feel quite un-gross.

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hl,
you may be a little gross but that is one swingin' avatar.
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hl,
you may be a little gross but that is one swingin' avatar.

All the best rock chicks wear black eyeliner.
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This is SICK....
I agree w/ the "water is free" comment in justifying this...
The situation might be changed to "fairly repulsive" if you were drunk, but it's not "ungross" by any means I can think of...

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