Fat, Drunk and Stupid is no way to go through life, son...

Prince of Darkness · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 11:41 am **Posts:** 11048

TinyE Wrote:

Ok. I will admit it. I don't understand what the hell anyone is talking about in this thread.

Carry on.

Hey, guess what I am?

A ZIT!

paper · **Posted:** Thu Feb 16, 2006 12:05 pm

Will you tell those assholes to shut up?
Hey! Shut up you assholes!

Prince of Darkness · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 11:41 am **Posts:** 11048

Don't write this down, but I find Milton probably as boring as you find Milton. Mrs. Milton found him boring too. He's a little bit long-winded, he doesn't translate very well into our generation, and his jokes are terrible.

But that doesn't relieve you of your responsibility for this material. Now I'm waiting for reports from some of you... Listen, I'm not joking. This is my job!

FT · **Posted:** Thu Feb 16, 2006 12:20 pm

You guys playing cards?

Prince of Darkness · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 11:41 am **Posts:** 11048

boon, i think i'm in love with a retard.

Is he bigger than me?

paper · **Posted:** Thu Feb 16, 2006 12:26 pm

Christ. Seven years of college down the drain. Might as well join the fucking Peace Corps.

FT · **Posted:** Thu Feb 16, 2006 1:06 pm

My advice to you is to start drinking heavily.

MontyTheMongoose · **Posted:** Thu Feb 16, 2006 1:13 pm

paper Wrote:

Christ. Seven years of college down the drain. Might as well join the fucking Peace Corps.

Yeah. Fuck that. Take the caruta, instead.

FT · **Posted:** Thu Feb 16, 2006 1:39 pm

I think vegetables can be very sensuous, don't you?

paper · **Posted:** Thu Feb 16, 2006 2:21 pm

sensual, people are sensuous.

FT · **Posted:** Thu Feb 16, 2006 4:18 pm

I'm not joking. This is my job!

FT · **Posted:** Fri Feb 17, 2006 3:31 pm

Those assholes stole the wrong test!

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