50 bucks says the Smalls kid picks his nose.

FT · **Posted:** Fri Feb 17, 2006 3:46 pm

50 more says he eats it.

fuse · **Posted:** Fri Feb 17, 2006 4:21 pm

Don't sell yourself short. You're a tremendous slouch.

FT · **Posted:** Fri Feb 17, 2006 4:26 pm

My dad...never liked you.

DumpJack · **Posted:** Fri Feb 17, 2006 4:33 pm

I've sent boys younger than you to the gas chamber...didn't want to do it, felt like I owed it to them.

shaMoxie · **Posted:** Fri Feb 17, 2006 4:35 pm

My uncle says you've got a screw loose.

Your uncle molests collies.

DumpJack · **Posted:** Fri Feb 17, 2006 4:37 pm

That's a peach, hon! Oh golly I'm hot today!

paper · **Posted:** Fri Feb 17, 2006 5:04 pm

You're a lot of woman, you know that? Yeah, wanna make 14 dollars the hard way?

Billzebub · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 10:26 pm **Posts:** 6459

You're rather attractive for a beautiful girl with a great body.

DumpJack · **Posted:** Fri Feb 17, 2006 5:21 pm

I tell you, this steak still has marks where the jockey was hitting it.

Damen · **Posted:** Fri Feb 17, 2006 5:22 pm

You take drugs, Danny?

Every day.

Good. Then what's your problem?

I don't know

paper · **Posted:** Fri Feb 17, 2006 5:23 pm

I like you Betty.

The Dreaded Marco · **Posted:** Fri Feb 17, 2006 5:32 pm

The world needs ditch diggers, too.

Stop Breathin' · **Posted:** Fri Feb 17, 2006 5:32 pm

somebody step on a duck?

The Dreaded Marco · **Posted:** Fri Feb 17, 2006 5:34 pm

Hey baby, you must've been something before electricity.

DumpJack · **Posted:** Fri Feb 17, 2006 5:34 pm

The only good varmint poontang is dead varmint poontang...l think.

paper · **Posted:** Fri Feb 17, 2006 5:35 pm

Pick up that blood!

puma · **Posted:** Fri Feb 17, 2006 5:36 pm

What the hell are you guys smoking?

Pass it over here.

The Dreaded Marco · **Posted:** Fri Feb 17, 2006 5:37 pm

I hear this place is restricted, Wang, so don't tell 'em you're Jewish, okay?

Stop Breathin' · **Posted:** Fri Feb 17, 2006 5:37 pm

cannonball.....cannonball comin'

timmyjoe42 · **Posted:** Fri Feb 17, 2006 5:38 pm

FT wins the award for most buttons to contact him, with 8.

(all the buttons down by and including his profile button)

paper · **Posted:** Fri Feb 17, 2006 5:41 pm

..that guy was Mitch Comstein, my roommate. He was a good guy.

shaMoxie · **Posted:** Fri Feb 17, 2006 5:48 pm

ne-ne-ne-ne-ne-ne-ne-ne-ne

ne-ne-ne-ne-ne-ne-ne-ne-ne

Stop Breathin' · **Posted:** Fri Feb 17, 2006 5:50 pm

i ain't payin' fifty cents for no coke.

then you ain't gettin' no coke.

DumpJack · **Posted:** Fri Feb 17, 2006 5:58 pm

So what brings you to this nape of the woods...neck of the wape?

FT · **Posted:** Fri Feb 17, 2006 6:52 pm

Licensed to kill gophers by the government of the United Nations.