theoretically, dogs can talk.
they contain laryngeal musculature necessary for human speech.

A curling stone weighs 41 pounds.

Stone?

"A Human Head weighs nine pounds!" - J. Lipnicki

I can confirm this. I had a friend whose little dog Pua could say "Honolulu". It was amazing.

Fredrich Nietzche wrote symphonies.
Not very good ones, but he did write them, nevertheless.

Approximately 100 people die each year choking on ballpoint pens.

I have a book of 600 of these sitting in front of me. I'll spare everyone of the other 599, though.

there is no word in the english language that rhymes with "orange"

Atlanta is further west than Detroit.

a 2 lb. turd is more nutritious than a loaf of white bread.

playboy magazine was originally going to be called "stag party"

i got a headbutt from wesley willis one night at lounge ax, as a thank you for buying one of his cds.

door hinge comes pretty close though.

That expression is two words, babe.

Now, if you had said "syringe", you would have been doing better, as well.

I realistically should stop buying CD's and DVD's for a good 6 month period and catch up on everything I have and give it all 2 or 3 good listens rather then 1 make or break listen..im sure im throwing alot of stuff to the wind, that I may wind up liking down the line.

Slobberbone fucking rocks, and Jagged, Radcliffe, et. al. deserve a reward or a handjob from a stranger or something for giving me the heads up.

I believe the quote was 8 lbs.

And Slobberbone does rock.

tomorrow i, along with a dozen other med students, will be jumping into a frozen lake sans ice.
it's great because this weekend just happens to be the coldest one all year.
but it's for a good cause.
if you cool dudes wanna donate,
go here:
http://www.specialolympicswisconsin.org ... p?id_p=273

I want to hear some Slobberbone.

I'm on it like cold sores on Katie Holmes' lips.

The origin of the term "upset" in sports parlance:

In the 20's the great race horse Man O'War suffered his only loss to a long shot named "Upset".

Porridge rhymes with orange.

I slept in a convent last night.

which one is the flange?
it's the pedal colored orange.

i win.

Porridge.


Or even better, "door hinge".


edit: Oh shit. Somebody did this already. Always late to the party.